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| An ode to the hamster (as viewed from 1913)
The following is my translation of an article
called: Vom Hamster von Arno Marx, Leipzig. It appeared in a
German popular science magazine, Kosmos Handweiser für Naturfreunde 1913, Heft 1,
Seiten 5-8. Astute readers may notice something about the beautiful illustrations
that so enriched the original article. They're not included here, so please draw
your own. I was hopeful that, unusually for Kosmos writing of this age, we
would get to the end without the death of any of the subjects of the report.
Unfortunately, it transpired that when the author was a lad...
About the hamster by Arno Marx, Leipzig
On the edges of the path are two wide grass verges on which, in the spring, grow daisies
and dandelions, and later Corn poppies and larkspur, cleaver, thistles and wild poppies
provide a colourful picture. Here, in the dense, dwarf forests of the lane weeds, live
the populous race of the Field mice, and they construct, flattened, wonderfully meandering
and branching passages and soft nests in the mass of shrubs. Other tracks, not trodden
as flat and not bitten as clear of all stalks, lead through the grass forest to the
fields, and the vertical holes in the ground. Somewhat to the side are large hills of
crumbly, yellow earth, and these are next to half dug, diagonal tunnels leading into
the ground. The vertical 'fall hole' and the gentler 'drive in' to the side are the
entrances to the residence of the notorious hoarder, the hamster. In the afternoon,
when the Sun has nicely warmed the earth and the wind blows less strongly, this
colourful character can be met in the open. If one avoids any noise and creeps closely,
in the manner of a hunter along the grass grown fringe of the lane, then one can get
fairly close and watch it going about its business.
The hamster sits long in front of the 'fall hole', testing the breeze and looking and
listening in all directions until its believes everything is safe. Then it cleans
itself. Its white gloved front paws rub and stroke nervously across its white, rust
yellow striped cheeks, over the pink white nose, clean the sand coloured upper head
and scratch and comb its fur until it is pristine and flat. Then the tongue travels
over the sides of the body, licks the white patch on the shoulder until it is soft and
spotless, the long yellow incisor teeth snap and pluck at each smear on the dark fur of
the stomach and the clay coloured fur of the back. Finally, the creature looks as clean
and woolly as if an artist had produced it from many coloured cotton. There remains
only a raw place on each side of the upper thigh which, despite all efforts, does not
want to disappear. This is next to the nose of a sleeping hamster, and there are always
hairless patches there; whether hair grows there at all, or whether its growth is
discouraged is uncertain but, in any case, young, half-grown hamsters already have such
bald patches.
When the hamster finally believes that it is pretty enough, then it rushes forwards to
its work. There is always something to be carried home. In the spring it cuts young
shoots from seedlings or clover leaves, shoves them into its cheeks pouches with its
adept front paws so tightly, until the hamster cheeks are grossly swollen like thick
cushions reaching out to its shoulders. If the crops are ripening, then the thief slices
through the stalk close to the ground, tugs the seeds, bites them free and shoves those
into its swag bag. On the yellow earth hill next to its burrow, or perhaps on a bare
spot in the forest of stalks, it will strip and rub the corn from the chaff, and then
stuff them back into its cheeks so as to carry them back to the burrow. It usually
loses some of the corn, which then seeds and shows the farmer at harvest where the
hamster was 'threshing'. Should the corn and wheat fields be bare, then this keen seed
collector will nevertheless find some stray ears and, as it searches for them day after
day, it is easy to understand how its larder can come to contain 15 pounds of corn, and
sometimes even more. (Additional note: a German 'pound' equals 500g.) Should the
stubble fields be fallow, then the hamster will collect slithers of carrot, and it will
also carry small pieces of potato back to its burrow, indeed, it would also be
satisfied with harvesting the fruit from the verges of the lane, or with plum stones,
which lie around on the road.
When it has such unlikely things stuffed into its cheek pouches such as plum stones or
plantain corns or a long piece of straw to upholster its nest, then the hamster makes
an unspeakably funny impression, and if one laughs at it when the cheeks are stuffed
with nesting material, then one can tease and ridicule it without punishment. It could
not bite even if it wanted to, but it will screech and jump at its tormentor, and make
itself look terribly angry. During this, it will stroke at it cheeks with great haste
in order to get rid of its very uncomfortable burden. If it manages that, then one
must watch out, as the little furball is capable of climbing up one's clothes and
delivering a bite into the naked hand. Usually, however, it prefers to back away, run
quickly to its fall hole and, once inside, one will not catch sight of it again.
In the days when we preferred to read the travel adventures of Karl May, we boys had
thought out a number of methods for catching hamsters. We could dig them out from
the stubble fields, but that was no allowed on seeded land. It was also impossible
for them to be driven out of their holes with water there, as it took too long for the
soil to soak up enough moisture, the burrow remained stable and its resident was not
forced to leave. So we sharpened a stick, bored it through the earth until its point
was visible in the fall hole, and then we went home. On the next day the hamster had
forgotten about the disturbance. Then we caught a Field mouse, which always came
easily to hand, returned very quietly to the hamster burrow, and let the prisoner slip
into the fall hole. Generally, it quickly came out again with the disturbed and angry
crop thief chasing behind it. A quick hit on the stick meant the entrance to the
burrow was barred, and when the hamster turned its back to us, so as to dig through
next to the stick, we grabbed it by the tail and threw it onto the field, do that we
could catch it there after protecting our hands with cloths. However, our trick often
did not work: we heard the mouse squeaking, but it never came back out because the
hamster had bitten it to death, and ate it as we departed with long faces.
If all we wanted was the fur of the pest, then we set a small rat trap next to the
fall hole, and baited it with bread. It was not rare that we were witnesses when a
hamster was caught. Hardly had it found the bread with its nose, it rushed forward
and made a grab with both its front paws and teeth, so as to tear it free; then the
trap struck and smashed the spine of the hopeful thief.
We were masters of hamster digging. If, more than anything else, we wanted a large
amount of grain to feed our pigeons or chickens, then we would attack a burrow with only
a wide fall hole where the soil had been trodden flat. That would bring a mature male
into our hands, and he would have had much time for collecting corn. Burrows with a
number of narrow fall holes delivered females with young, sometimes ten or twelve of
them; we dug those out when premiums were being paid for hamsters.
Some years, the fields were awhirr with hamsters when the looser earth was especially
suitable. If the plague were large, then the seed was in danger of being completely
destroyed by the rodents, the cabbage fields swarmed with the pests, eating almost
everything in their need, and the same cause threatened to leave the beetroot and
field beet full of holes. During such years, many hamsters would also migrate into
the villages to find themselves gardens, and from these they took the grape from the
vines, fallen fruit, cabbage, carrots, peas, in short anything edible they could find.
They even pressed into the forests, which they otherwise avoid, so as to collect
acorns and Beech nuts. When they are as numerous as that, one can also find, and not
all too rarely, an unusually coloured one, uniformly brown, cinnamon coloured, a
black or even a completely white one, and more frequently abnormally patterned ones
with their colours distributed in ways other than usual.
How it occurs, that the hamsters sometimes reproduce in such masses in some years, is
understood as little as is the case for mice and rabbits. Perhaps the year 1912 was
so incredibly rich with them as the previous year had been very dry, and very many
therefore survived the winter. Should they all do their utmost to find a soft, warm
nest with a well stocked larder, so as to dream their way through the hard seasons,
then if water found its way into the burrow, the hamster would get ill and must die;
the winter food supplies of many would also rot due to the collection of unsuitable
foodstuffs. Carried in clover or bits of turnip will also fail to keep them satisfied
and happy, and they would have to leave the burrow early in the year to search for
something palatable and, indeed, one can sometimes find their tracks in the snow or
surprise them on the surface.
However, most of them do not leave their burrows between November and March, the fall
hole is narrowed with soil, the entrance is blocked up, and they sleep or, if more
lively, they will eat and meet all physical needs in their home. When digging hamsters
out, one is sure to come across a tunnel leading off to the side and ending at a small
hollow. That is the hamster's indoor toilet.
This form of hunting provides one with understanding about something which is usually
accepted without much thought, but is in reality highly remarkable. The fall hole of
a hamster is round like a circle, flat and, as stated, one never finds a crumb of soil
next to it, but there is a great pile of earth doming by the other entrance. This
circumstance is of great utility for the hamster. If it sits near the fall hole, then
every dog or fox, assuming it is not approaching against the wind, will first investigate
the obvious pile of dirt and sniff around that entrance, and this gives the crop thief
time to save itself, even if it were not directly by the fall hole. If one chases a
hamster that is fleeing from its burrow, then it is always surprising how suddenly it
can vanish into the fall hole. Thus one sees for oneself how ideal it is, how practical
it is, that this hole is so inconspicuous and built hidden between plants. But how
can the hamster dig, how can the hamster build, without earth flying out in masses?
One finds the solution when digging out hamsters with the discovery of an incomplete
'fall tunnel', and this leads from the burrow to fairly near the surface, having been
dug from below and not from the opposite way. The rummager must take the excavated
soil out to the entrance, and that is why the large hill is next to it, and that is
where all earth from the rest rooms, larder and any alcoves is deposited.
The highly suitable success of the vertical, unobtrusive fall hole has naturally been
produced completely unintentionally. The hamster does not know why it proceeds as it
does, but it probably simply prefers working indoors rather than outside, where it is
unsafe. It does not do so because of planning. Even if it looks apparently thoughtful,
as it stands on its legs and stares unmovingly at approaching people, it is neither
deep in thought nor 'cheeky' nor 'stupid'. Its intelligence simply is not enough to
provide understanding about the processes involved. Rather, when it receives a scent
or spies a clumsy movement; then it travels quickly back into the burrow.
Hawk, buzzard, harrier and Red kite catch it without difficulty if it comes out of the
burrow during the day. Before knowing anything of the approaching danger, it would
already be dead. By dusk, owls attack some and are unconcerned about the screeching
protests of the victim. Should dogs have once found enjoyment from a hamster hunt,
then they will take some on every walk due to their excellent sense of smell. The fox
will also catch many, and the martin and stoat. Their bitterest opponent, however, is
the large weasel, which will overpower them after a hard struggle; even small weasels
trust themselves to attack the young. The number of the enemies is large but, nevertheless,
the hamster does not die out. Where possible, they will provide their assailant with
active resistance, but more effective in the cause of the continuation of their kind
are more passive methods. A female has babies twice a year, both times between five
to fifteen, and even the horde of enemies cannot defeat such mass production.
An index of more of my translations of old Kosmos articles can be found at:
A number of Mesozoic (and post-Mesozoic) location summaries can be found at
Localities.
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