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Index The main page of mayhem contains The Essay and Noteworthy Notes. Although Foffing is as old as history, The Essay was the first published work of Foffology as an academic discipline. A pirated copy was used for the purposes of attempted fraud. One delighted victim recognized it and reported discomforture due to hysteria. Archives of further Noteworthy Notes are available at: Archive 2008, Archive 2007 b, Archive 2007 a, Archive 2006 b, Archive 2006 a, Archive 2005 b, Archive 2005 a, Archive 2004 b, Archive 2004 a, Archive 2003b, Archive 2003 a, Archive 2002, Archive 2001. Keep track of my virtual fortune and count the corpses at Commiserations Corner. Also honoured are the Foffs from the last couple of months, (15 to 20) arrive daily), and there's a growing list of my Lotto Luck.

Foffs of Genius About one Foff in a thousand can stimulate your giggle muscles as effectively as NIAGRA stirs other parts. Enjoy unadulterated attempted fraud in full-frontal glory. Prince Headword Sarowiwa the (II) and his colleagues are awaiting an audience. These masterpieces are both genuinely criminal and criminally funny.

Dipwytch Go completely downhill and totally round all the bends, and you too could end up in virtual Dorset. This is Dipwytch! - your guide to all things Dipwytchian. Timothy McQuitty of Zimbabwe agrees to move into Coppers Cottage. Luscious Laarni seeks love with Kenneth of Dipwytch. Dipwytch began as an experiment in causing orientated confusion, and subsequently developed into a charming community. Disgracefully, no map makers have yet acknowledged the village, although a number of residents have received personal enquiries. Dipwytch: where criminals end up thoroughly baffled.

Correspondence Edward George of Lagos gets confused by Brother Kieron. Everybody gets confused in the saga of General Odilis.

Celebrities Being easily the largest economy in West Africa means I can afford a few employees. Napoleon Bonaparte occasionally seeks nude pictures. Marquis de Sade VI enjoys consorting with orphans. Doctor Trev is the resident paleontologist. Reverend Amos Soglo was a much cherished mascot.

Other stuff Frequently Asked Questions provides some information of Foffs and Foffing, (aka 419 or Advance Fee Fraud). The Cold Hand of Death Bereavement Service Quiz Time. Are you one of Julius Nyerere's children? See if you can beat the Foff with your knowledge of the former President of Tanzania.

Further other stuff Mesozoic Eucynodonts, mammals and near-mammals from 245 to 65 million years ago. The Mesozoic - more than just the dinosaur. Trevor's Essays, a variety of excursions to mainly humorous destinations.

Your page is very funny. Would you consider producing an article for our magazine, newsletter etc? I'm pleased you asked. Yes. Contact ktdykes@arcor.de