Mrs Milosevic meets Napoleon Bonaparte 7.6.2002: Mrs Milosevic, wife of Slobodan of Serbia, has asked for my assistance. Dear Mrs Milosevic, I thank you for your message. My name is Napoleon Bonaparte. I've been a resident of St Helena for the past 170 years or so, where business opportunities are somewhat limited. I envisage using the funds you mention to finance an army, which would enable me to re-establish my empire to the glory of France. I am very much interested in a face to face meeting with your daughter, as we don't receive many visitors here. Is she physically attractive? If yes, could she kindly send a photograph? I would prefer it to be nude. If that's not agreeable, then she may wear a bikini. Vive la France! Napoleon Bonaparte

From: mira milo milo900us@yahoo.com To: ktdykes@nexgo.de Sent: Monday, June 10, 2002 9:38 PM Subject: WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE DEAR NAPOLEON BONAPARTE, I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND TO TELL YOU THE FACT IT SEEMS THAT YOUR ARE NOT SERIUOS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND HERE THAT YOUR ARE DEALING DIRECTLY WITRH A VERY INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITY, YOU DESERSVES A LOT OF RESPECT FOR ME AND MY FAMILY, LISTEN YOU SHOULD COUNT YOUR SELF VERY LUCKY FOR ME CHOOSING YOU FOR THIS TRANSACTION, IAM STILL GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANGE HERE, FORWARD TO ME YOUR PERSONAL /COMPANY PROFILE INCLUDING YOUR TEL/FAX NUMBERS, FOR ME TO KNOW WHETHER YOU ARE CAPABLE OF HANDLING THIS TRANSACTION, WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE, MISS MIRA MILOSEVIC, ("VERY INFLUENTIAL PERSONALITY"! Doesn't an Emperor outrank a minor satrap of the Ottoman Empire?)

22.6.2002: Napoleon sent a similar message to Rev Amos Soglo, who is a lawyer representing a very important widow in South Africa. From: gruggermbeki@management.com To: ktdykes@nexgo.de Sent: Saturday, June 29, 2002 7:11 AM Subject: Re: FUND MANAGEMENT, Bon jour! Aten:Karin and Trevor Dykes, I refer to your email dated 22 june in which you asked for a nud photograh of my client. Soon i received your reply, i immediately took it to my investor as regards the subject: Fund management. She was not too happy to the tune of the Nude photograh you requested for. She has redireted me to let you know that she is ready to do business with you if only you people are prepared to be honest and ready to assist her invest the said money in your country. That if this your intention, you can get back to her as soon as posible to enable her know the nest step to follow. Thank you and God bless. Rev. Amos soglo (The emperor quite understands her point of view. He's just asked for a photo of Rev Soglo instead.)

From: gruggermbeki@management.com To: ktdykes@nexgo.de Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 10:16 PM Subject: nude photograph Aten:Karin and Trevor Dykes, As an international gale membership certificate ower, To enable you view my Nude photograph clearly and make a choice, you have to forward your mailing address to enable me send you as many of my Nude photograhs to you by D.H.L courier. Also include your telephone number to enable me speak with you directly hence you might not have a Cam on the Net. Please, note that my nude exposure to you is absolutely going to be private only. Keep my investor completely out of this. Kind regards Rev. Amos soglo (It's a tempting offer. Any takers?)

13.7.2002 Dear Rev Amos, many thanks for the photograph of yourself, which arrived yesterday. You have a very impressive physique. I've added the image to my on-line, The Lord Made Us Beautiful project. I hope you don't mind. Yours faithfully, Napoleon Bonaparte (I'm afraid a bit of a fight has broken out between my celebrities. The Marquis de Sade has also been writing to the Reverend. Napoleon is furious.)

I’m not sure what to make of this. I’ve just found a note in Napoleon’s ‘things to do’ tray. He’s in the garden with the 6th Marquis de Sade. They said they were going to play with the ducks. I’m pleased they’ve stopped bickering. Anyway, that e-mail address he’s written looks strangely familiar. What was that noise? There’s just been an explosion and charred feathers are coming in through the attic windows, which were actually closed. It also seems to be raining in here. I’d best go and look. Dear Thanks for the message. Your proposition sounds very interesting, and I’m sure I’ll be able to help. Please supply further information. However, this is not a very good e-mail address to use for a matter of such importance. My secretary usually checks the incoming messages for me, and I’m sure you’ll appreciate how much attractive young women like to gossip. Luckily, she took today off for a funeral. Therefore, could you please send details to my other e-mail account. The address is: gruggermbeki@management.com This is a business of mine which supplies photographs of an artistic nature to specialist magazines, and handles contractual matters for models. If you could give the message the title, "I enjoyed the photo", it would be easier for me to recognize. I get a lot of e-mails from so called investment advisors, as I’m sure you do too! Many thanks and sincerely yours, Gary Rugger Rugger & Ekins Photographix: Artistic photos of beautiful babes and boys!!! Directors: GK Rugger & MB Ekins. (Napoleon's confessed. He's sending this to all the innocent foffs who write in. Disgraceful!)

2.8.2002 Dear Reverend Amos, I Hope You’re Well and that Mrs Mbeki is gaining Strength after Her terrible loss. I’m sure You’re of great Assistance to Her. This is just a short note of Thanks for the photograph, which We featured on The Lord Made Us Beautiful website. I must say, following the article in the last edition of Health and Efficiency, Your picture has been greatly Admired. We’ve never had anywhere near so many Visitors before. This leads me to ask for one final Favour. We’re planning to produce a calendar, featuring our most Interesting models. This will be a Charity publication, in Aid of distressed orphans and the Isle of Wight Donkey Sanctuary . Would You be willing to be Mr April? We would be able to pay a small fee for expenses. With best wishes, Napoleon Bonaparte (That must surely be the last of Reverend Amos Soglo.)

From: gruggermbeki@management.com To: ktdykes@nexgo.de Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 8:50 PM Subject: I am not that stupid man you think i am. Attn: Dori k. (!?!) If you think that you can fool me for so long, (But we did.) i might not be the type you may think i am. (Might not implies might be.) Enough of such bushit tricks. (He started bushitting.) Regards. (Likewise.) Rev. Amos Soglo (Napoleon Bonaparte) ("I am not that stupid man you think i am." Should we take a vote on it?) "What's this page about?" This page is concerned with humour. Some background information on How to Become Rich Dotcom can be found here. Site Map Mail to: ktdykes@arcor.de