Well Hello and Welcome! I am Kryten and this is my little corner of freewebs!
Well Hello Sirs and madamns! I am Kryten the Mechanoid, full name and serial number Kryten 2X4B-523P!
I clean toilets and do the ironing only to please my human masters! Ill keep doing this untillthey either die of old age or an accident OR they say they have no more use for me, Wen that time comes I shall be elevated to silicon Heaven! The electronic after life!
Thank you and have a pleasent Evening! More will soon Come!