Well, I see you've found my site. Huh? What? Oh, right.This is the part where I tell you something about me. Sooo...I'm 21 years old, white, and female, and I live in Minnesota. I am a Christian, and I always will be. I have three diseases/disorders/whatever the PC term du jour happens to be right now, but I don't much feel like discussing them because they're weird and disgusting. I have WAY too much time on my hands. I like Neopets, pizza, Delirious?, kung pao chicken, Homestar Runner, chocolate, The Red Green Show, making art and music, writing, singing, acting weird, cats, seahorses, pilates, biking, and popping bubble wrap. Not that you care.

What the...? You're still here? Well. I may as well entertain you with a story, I guess:

Once upon a time, there was a sweet, cute, fluffy, darling, adorable little kitten. It exploded. The end.

What? What's that? You didn't like that story? Well, I have some better ones on the links page, so go read 'em!

So you say you're interested in me? Well, SO SAD TOO BAD DUDE (and you'd better be a dude, cuz I don't swing the other way!). Internet romances very rarely work out!

Well, stay tuned, hopefully someday this site will be more interesting than it is now.

Peace out.