"Who are YOU?" I should ask. Its my website. What are you doing on it? Oh, you want ENTERTAINMENT. Well you aren't going to find it here. So shoo. Skidaddle. *pauses* Still here are you... *sighs*
hmm... maybe if i tell you a story you'll leave? Settle down now. *waves her finger and tsks* Sit back in your seat and stop yelling like a monkey. It's just a story. And a short one at that. I have no time for these things... *sighs again and leans back in her chair* here I go:
Once upon a time... What do you mean you don't like the beginning of my story? It's a faerie tale. All faerie tales start with "Once upon a time". Well I don't care what your fathers say, its MY story. *sticks out tongue* So shut it!
Once upon a time... There lived a very annoyed little girl. Everytime somebody moved or breathed or hummed or sniffles or took a step, she got more annoyed. She started to turn red, then urple, then a strange shade of magenta, finally her whole body turned a sickly green. When everyone finally stopped moving and she calmed down, she realized her skin wouldn't change back. It stayed that strange green color. Needless to say, it surprised everyone. They ran around and through water on her but nothing seemed to help. they called in doctors, and medicine makers, and herb women, and witches but no one knew what to do. So the girl had to live teased and shunned because of her awefull coloring. If only she had not got mad! If only she had cooled her temper! But alas, she didn't and she was destined to stay that color forever. THE END.
What do you mean you don't like my story? You should be grateful you got a story! *mutters* Ingrateful snobs. Now go away, I have stuff to do. I mean it , git out of here!
GO AWAY!