Dawn of Insanity

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Wolfsong

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Definitions
Translations
Comments
Bloopers
Questions
Thoughts

 

Definitions:

 

Angel Star: Flying light bulbs.

 

Ansem: The green, darkness-obsessed Dementor (What? That’s what he looks like.)  who just happens to be the leader of the Heartless.

 

Black Fungus: Very,very annoying black mushroom-type Heartless. Their attacks? They’re the reason your parents tell you not to eat wild mushrooms.

 

Castle Oblivion: (CoM) It has thirteen floors. Think about it.

 

Chernabog: A big black thingy that lives in a volcano. How it can do that, we may never know.

 

Cid: Old.

 

End of the World: Funny. I always thought the world was round. Anyways, it’s the only place that you have to fight zillions of Heartless-mostly Invisibles-to get to a save point, and fight zillions of bosses.

 

Fat Bandit: Really ugly Heartless that need to go on a diet and stop eating peppers and breathing in your face.

 

Final Rest: What do you think it is?

 

Hollow Bastion: The only evil castle-type thingy where you can meet a witch, a pain-in-the-butt dragon, and the Ansem-possessed psycho that used to be your best friend.

 

Invisible: Pain-in-the-butt Heartless that look like that cockroach I squashed last week.

 

Large Body: Extremely fat Heartless whose weak spot is their butt. It’s also their handsome side.

 

Leon:  THE best-looking guy they ever created for a video game. (*ish run over by a mob of Riku and Sephiroth fangirls* -sigh- They have NO taste.) And he is Yuffie’s.

 

Moogles: Well, seeing as dealing with them is the only way to create the Ultima Weapon, I have just one thing to say: Moogles are your friiiiiiends.

 

Riku: Sora’s ex-best friend. He used to be a pretty decent guy. That is, until Maleficent and Ansem got to him. I’d say more, but I value my life. (*hides from angry Riku fangirls*)

 

Shadow: The Heartless equivalent of the Earth ant, except they’re about two feet tall, stand on two legs, and walk like they have headphones glued to their heads.

 

Sephiroth: Well, I’d tell you my opinion, but I kinda ENJOY having a head.

 

Traverse Town: The place everybody gets stuck when their worlds are destroyed. It’s a nice place; just don’t leave the First District alone.

 

Unknown (?) Dude: Currently, his identity is just that, unknown. However, judging by the way he talks, he is somehow related to the Cheshire Cat. Very distant cousin, perhaps? *ponders*

 

World of Chaos (?):

You thought Ansem was bad-looking WITH a shirt on.

 

Zippers: They’re on EVERYONE’s clothes. Donald has zippers on his HAT.

 

Translations

Riku/Ansem: Quote: I will free you Kairi (or Princess, or something. I forget ¬¬.)

What he really said: I will steal your heart, AND kill your little boyfriend too!

 

Riku/Ansem: Quote: I know all there is to know.

What he really said: (1) I don’t have a clue. (2) I’m a loser without a body, so I had to steal this kid’s and I’m trying to feel better about myself.

 

Leon: Quote: We’ve secured this district. Go on to the second and third districts.

What he really said: Get the heck out of here and start killing Heartless!

 

Leon: (CoM) Quote: I don’t know you.

What he really said: Who the heck do you think you are?

 

Comments:

On Destiny Islands: That romantic scene where Sora and Kairi are talking:

Me: [to Sora] Come on, kiss her!  Kiss her! 

 

Riku complains:

Riku: Stop bragging about the stupid Keyblade!

Me: How about I chop your head off with it? Then we’ll see what you think of the stupid Keyblade then!

 

After getting beaten by Dragon Maleficent. Again. -.-!:

Me: Hey! Prince Whatever (¬¬ I need to watch that movie again) killed her in about three seconds! Why can’t it be that easy?

 

After seeing picture of human (?????) Ansem:

Me: O_O! Whoa crud, he’s ugly! But he does have cool clothes. ^_^

 

After seeing screenshot of World of Chaos:

Me: AAAH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!

 

After seeing the REAL Ansem:

Me: Holy Cow! He’s even uglier!

 

The scene before the Riku/Ansem fight:

Sora: O_O! You’re not Riku!

Me: Duuuuuuuh!

 

Halloween Town- When Donald (Goofy?) wonders about our safety:

Me: (As Sora) You think anyone’s going to mess with us? I have one eye.

 

Destiny Islands:

Me: (As Sora): Hello, my name is Sora, but everyone around here calls me “Sasquatch”.

 

After getting killed in Halloween town, again:

Search Ghosts. I HATE Search Ghosts.

 

Some random part of the game:

Me: Sora’s short.

 

After the gummi ship building screen told me the gummi ship I wanted to build was too large:

Me: [To Cid] All right, old guy, what is it that you’re not selling me?

 

During the fight with Ansem:

Ansem: What do you hope to accomplish?

Me: Well, I wanna be rich and powerful some day. How about you?

 

Another point during that fight:

Ansem: Submit!

Me: What if I don’t wanna?

 

At Destiny Islands, when Ansem turns the ocean purple:

Me: RUN AWAY, LITTLE FISHIES! RUN AWAY! (Heh, yes, I was sugar-high.)

 

Me: *upon seeing the Ultima weapon* IT’S SO SHINY!

 

Bloopers (Inspired by but not copied from DClick’s) :

                                                                      

That scene where Sora learns how to fly:

Peter Pan:  Believe, Sora!

Sora: *still can’t fly*  AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! –SPLASH- -CHOMP- OOWWW!

Director: CUT! All right, who replaced the pixie dust with glitter?

Riku: -backstage- *whistles*

 

Same Scene:

Sora: *flies* *starts singing* I believe I can fl- *slams into the side of the ship* Ow. *falls* -Splash- -Chomp- OOOOOOWWW!

Director: CUT! Get rid of the crocodile!

 

Any Scene with Shadows:

Link: *appears* *starts chopping at a Shadow* Wait a second…

Sora: O.O Who are you?

Director: -.- CUT! You’re on the wrong set!

Link: Oh.

 

That annoying scene before the R/A battle:

R/A: Bu-

Riku: O_O! THERE’S A VOICE IN MY HEAD! -runs around, screaming- -knocks self unconscious with own Keyblade*

Sora: That’s gotta hurt.

Director: CUT!

Kairi: *sits up* Funny, he did the same thing when he heard the P.A. system at Wal-Mart last week. (Thanks! ^^)

 

Any scene with both Sora and Kairi:

Me: *pops up next to them and sings a random love song*

Director: CUT! Don’t give them any ideas.

 

Again, any scene with Sora and Kairi:

Sora: *kisses her*

Me: *pops up* ALL RIGHT!

Director: CUT! Kids, save it for off-camera, okay?

 

 

The battle with Fluffy (Cerberus):

Sora, Donald, and Goofy: *fight*

 Me: *appears and helps with the Paperclip Blade*

Director: CUT! Kitty, GET OFF THE STAGE!

Me: Aww, man, I wanted to fight.

Director: You’re not supposed to appear until Kingdom Hearts 1¾.

Me: But I’ve only come up with enough storyline for three paragraphs.

 

Any scene with Ansem and Sora:

 

Ansem: Sora, I am your brother.

Sora: O_o

Director: CUT! You can’t even get bloopers right.

 

Ansem: Sora, I am your father.

Sora: …What?

Director: CUT! *curses in Egyptian*

Me: Bad Director!

 

Any scene, yet again:

Neo: *appears*

The entire KH cast: *blinks*

Neo: Something tells me I’m on the wrong set.

Director: CUT! >.< I hate this job.

 

That scene where Sora wakes up after being knocked out by Leon:

Yuffie: I think you might’ve overdone it, Squirrel.

Leon: Th-O.o-Squirrel?

Director: Cut! Take two!

 

Take two

Yuffie: I think you might’ve overdone it, Squirrel.

Leon and the Director: >.< SQUALL!

Yuffie: Oh.

Director:-sigh- Cut. Take three.

 

Take 3

Yuffie: I think- *suddenly cracks up for no reason*

Sora: *laughs too*

Leon: -_- I’m surrounded by morons.

Director: CUT! Join the club.

 

Destiny Islands: Ansem’s long, boring speech about darkness.

Ansem: Blah, Blah, Blah,blah,blah. Blah .BLAH! *finishes*

Sora:…

Me: Umm, dude, it’s your cue.

Sora: *falls over, asleep* *snoring*

Me:  He’s done it again.

Director: Cut… I knew it.

 

Destiny Islands: Same Scene

Sephiroth: *does Ansem’s lines*

Director: CUT! What are you doing here?

Sephiroth: Ansem’s sulking in his trailer. Besides, my lines stink.

Director: -_- Allow me to go threaten him within an inch of his life.

 

Hollow Bastion: The scene where Sora unlocks his own heart

Sora: *misses*

Keyblade: *goes flying over Sora’s shoulder*

Cid: *backstage* AHH! MY EYE! MY EYE!

Sora: Oops.

Director: CUT! Why me? Why me?!?

Cid: WHAT DO  YOU MEAN, WHY YOU?!?

 

 

 

The really cool video you get when you start a new game

Video: *plays*

Background music: IS THE WAY YOU’RE MAKING ME FEE-*stops*

Everyone: Huh?
Tape recording of Cid: *plays*

Cid: *is singing very loudly and VERY off-key* *to the tune of a certain song sung by a certain purple dinosaur*

I hate you,

You hate me.

We’re a Heartless family

When you-

Tape recording: *suddenly stops*

 Director:  >.< CUT! Who’s been messing with the music?

Yuffie: *backstage* *whistles innocently*

 

 

 

 

Questions:

Where do the Dalmatians get that stuff for gifts? Like the full Gummi set. Where the heck did they get that?

 

Why did Sora, Kairi, and Riku waste so much time building that raft?

 

Why does Ansem rhyme with Handsome?

 

Is Sora short, or is everyone just extremely tall?

 

Why DID they put that long scene before the hardest battle in the game?

 

Whose idea was it to put a shirtless Ansem in the game? *death-glares them*

 

WHY is Alice considered a princess? Princess of what? Wonderland? Wonderland doesn’t have a princess. It doesn’t need a Princess. So why is Alice a princess?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thoughts:

I really question Sora’s intelligence. Take, for example, when he met Leon. Why did he think that he wanted to pick a fight with a guy six years older than him, dressed mostly in black, and with that scar down the middle of his face?

 

Sora’s a whole heck of a lot nicer than I am. I mean, Riku stabbed him in the back, repeatedly, and Sora still tries to rescue the guy. I mean, I would have LITERALLY stabbed Riku in the back.

 

(CoM) What does Cid mean Sora looks like a Sora? Does that mean every time we see a 14-year-old midget Sasquatch with blue eyes and brown, impossibly spiky hair, his name is Sora? Does Leon look like a Leon? Does Kairi look like a Kairi? What DOES a Kairi look like anyway?

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Wolfsong

 

Chapter I

 

Blaze was angry. He had every right to be. After all, his idiot father had just promised position of pack leader to his younger brother Knallaeko. Knallaeko, of all wolves. Why couldn’t it be Blaze? He was the strongest, the fastest, the smartest, and, as far as Blaze was concerned, the only wolf capable of the job.

 

            By his looks, one would think he was a large red fox.  As his name suggested, Blaze’s coat was like fire licking at the grass of the pack’s territory. His anger was the same way, smoldering deep inside him until he was provoked. If that happened, then the fire went out of control. Right now, his anger was smoldering.

 

            He flopped down on his side, stared gloomily into the distance, and thought to himself, “I’ll show him. I’ll be the leader of the pack. No one will dare bother me. No one. At all.”

 

            Completely oblivious to his brother’s thoughts, young Knallaeko ran through the grass and flowers, laughing and playing with his friends, as the wind whipped through his long, white fur. He was about half his brother’s age and size, Blaze being a full-grown wolf.  He was young enough, though, to have fun playing, but old enough to understand the responsibility that awaited him. He knew his brother hated him, because, of course Blaze hadn’t neglected to remind him of this bit of information. He just didn’t know why.

 

            Blaze watched his little brother from his hidden perch. “Yes, run and play while you still can. This is the last time you will ever see the sun. Enjoy life for now anyway, He thought evilly. He grinned inwardly. Now was the time to put his plan into motion. Now. 

 

 

 

                                                                                                         Chapter II

 

                      Silvanus, the pack leader, was also watching Knallaeko. The silver streaks in his ebony fur almost glimmered in the sunlight, as if

made of real silver. His fur had once all been black, but had begun to lighten with age.

 

 Ahh, I remember those days,” he thought to himself.  He then looked around for a glimpse of his other son. Seeing him nowhere, he sighed. Blaze was sulking again. Silvanus loved him just as much as he loved Knallaeko. The problem was getting Blaze to understand. Then his ears pricked up. He sniffed the air.  No wonder I couldn’t see him.  Blaze is behind me. He has to stop sneaking up on me,” he thought, but didn’t say. “Hello, son,” he said pleasantly, turning to face Blaze.

           

“Hello, Father,” Blaze replied, matching his father’s pleasant tone. He may have become bitter and evil, but he still was able to charm others with his tone.

 

“You seem to have forgiven me quickly,” Silvanus observed, “Why?”

 

“Why would I stay angry?” Blaze replied cheerfully. Blaze then walked away, leaving Silvanus to be shocked over his eldest son’s sudden transformation. Blaze grinned to himself. It was all part of his plan.

 

The rest of the day passed rather uneventfully. At nightfall, Blaze went to his father again. “Want to take a walk with me?” Blaze asked, “I just want to talk with my father.”

 

Silvanus was suspicious, but he agreed. Blaze seemed to be acting nice enough. Perhaps he had just misjudged him. The two of them just walked and talked in the moonlight for a long time. Silvanus was amazed. He hadn’t seen this side of his son in years. “Maybe he’s thought it over and realized that I really care about him,” he thought. Silvanus didn’t know how wrong he was.

 

“That was enjoyable. Maybe both of us can walk together again sometimes,” Silvanus said.

 

“Perhaps,” Blaze replied. Suddenly he turned to face his father. The pleasant smile on his face suddenly changed to an evil and sadistic grin. The sparkle in his eyes dimmed to a glimmer. “If you’re still alive, that is!” he growled. He leaped towards his father, jaws open.

 

Silvanus finally realized he’d been tricked by Blaze, but it was too late. Blaze was on him and had his jaws around his throat. When Silvanus cried out, Blaze released his hold for a second, long enough for Silvanus to shake him off his back. “Why, Blaze, why?” he choked.

 

“You are no longer fit to be leader!” Blaze snarled. With that, he struck his father with his paw, sending him flying. Silvanus yelped loudly in pain. He tried to stand, but found he was unable to move. “Goodbye, Father!” Blaze sneered.  Silvanus closed his eyes and braced himself the best he could. Blaze struck him one last time. Then he stood still, watching for any signs of life. There were none. Silvanus, the great leader, was dead.

Most wolves in Blaze’s position would have been caught. But not Blaze. He had already found a perfect scapegoat. A young, innocent fox lost his life that night as well. Blaze ran through a nearby thicket, letting thorns scratch him, giving the illusion that he had been in a fight with an unusually vicious fox.  He picked up a much exaggerated limp as he walked, inventing a story.

 

                                                                              

                                                                                                    Chapter III

 

           

            Blaze calmly sat in front of the pack, taking on a fake look of weariness and sorrow. He waited for the outraged members to quiet their whispering amongst themselves. Then he began, “Our meeting is now in-“

           

            “What gives you the authority to call a pack meeting, anyway? That’s the pack leader’s responsibility,” an elder and wiser member roared.

 

            Blaze declared, “But, that’s what it’s about. You see-” He sighed convincingly. “Silvanus is gone.” The pack members shut up, stunned.

 

A young ginger-colored wolf spoke up, her voice wavering, “What do you mean…gone?”

 

“You don’t know how much it hurts to say this, but he’s been murdered. By foxes,” Blaze sighed. Blaze’s statement began the whispering all over again.

 

“You’re lying!” the same young member shouted, and received a collective “Silence, Gnoiri!” from the other members.

 

“I know you think so. You see, I can hardly believe it myself, but it happened. I hate to relive it again, but if it will help, I’ll tell the story,” Blaze replied.

 

“I still think he’s lying,” Gnoiri muttered.

 

Blaze took a deep breath then began, “My father and I were just walking together, when out of nowhere, one of those vicious brutes attacked us. I tried to help him fend them off, but I couldn’t-They were just too much for me. I was able to kill one of them, but it was too late. Those cowards had destroyed him.”

 

Gnoiri worked up the courage to challenge Blaze again. “Prove it!” she exclaimed. Blaze simply motioned for her and a few other members to follow him.

 

During all this, Knallaeko had been shocked into silence. How could his father, their strong leader, possibly be gone? He began to walk away slowly, but then stopped. He threw back his head, and let out the most heartbroken howl of his life.

 

 

                                                                                            Chapter IV

 

 

            Twelve days later, Knallaeko lay curled under the shade of a lone tree. His once-white fur had become mottled with an ugly black, for lack of grooming. He had eaten very little since he found out his father’s fate. He was completely unaware of the state of his pack.

 

The pack had started to crumble, because, of course, a wolf that refuses to speak makes a poor leader. What was left was gathered to discuss the situation. The less compassionate half of the members wanted to let Blaze take over. The other half just wanted to give Knallaeko his time. Naturally, this caused a lot of argument. Blaze coolly took the leader’s spot and let out a short, meaningful howl. The pack members quieted down to a whisper.

 

“Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re angry at Knallaeko,” Blaze stated.  The pack merely murmured in agreement. “Maybe if I talked to him, it will help things,” Blaze suggested. The pack approved of this, unwittingly helping Blaze in his plan.

 

Blaze smirked as he walked where his brother lay. “Knallaeko?” he called, as gently as possible. Knallaeko hardly looked up. “Listen, I know you’re upset. Do you want to talk about it?” Blaze asked.  Normally, this sudden change of character on Blaze’s part would have alarmed Knallaeko, but he was so depressed, he didn’t even notice. Besides, he really wanted to talk about it. He weakly got up from where he had lain for several days.

 

The two of them hadn’t walked very far when Blaze decided he had had enough of this. He stopped abruptly and turned towards his brother, a grin stretching across his face. Knallaeko stopped and turned as well, suddenly more wary. Blaze nearly cackled as he struck his younger brother on the side of his face, aiming his claws towards Knallaeko’s left eye. Knallaeko cried out in intense pain and looked questioningly at Blaze. Blaze simply lifted his paw to strike again, but suddenly stopped, unable to hurt his younger brother again. Maybe he really had a heart, or, perhaps, he was afraid of being caught. Whatever it was, he just snarled and placed his paw on the ground. Knallaeko looked nervously at his older brother.

 

Blaze just snarled angrily, “Get away from here! I never want to see you again!” At this, Knallaeko turned and fled as quickly as he could. Blaze sat and watched as the young wolf began to disappear into the distance, and turned to go back home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter V

 

 

Knallaeko ran as far as he could, acting in pure fear. After a while, he slowed down, beginning to weaken. Finally, he dragged himself to a nearby cave, and there he collapsed. Several hours passed as he lay on the floor of the cave. Then he at last awakened, disoriented at first. Then he heard a very feminine voice to his left-his now-blind side. “So you are alive,” it stated coolly.  Knallaeko turned to face the sound and gasped. There sat a silver vixen, her back to him.

 

 

* * *

Meanwhile, back at the pack’s territory, Blaze attempted to explain the new situation to a stunned crowd of wolves.

 

“And you say he just snapped at you and ran away?” Gnoiri asked, disbelieving him.

“Yes, that is exactly the way it happened. He told me he didn’t want to lead,” Blaze fibbed.

 

“Well, what do we do now?” asked an adult black and white wolf named Tyuiyoski. “We have lost two leaders already. We can’t remain leaderless for long.”

 

Another wolf spoke. This time it was an adult black female named, of course, Raven. She suggested, “Let Blaze take over. He’s all we have left.”

 

“But, what about Knallaeko?” Gnoiri asked.

 

“You heard Blaze.” Tyuiyoski told her firmly. “He gave up control.”

 

Left with no other alternative, the pack reluctantly agreed to allow Blaze to take Knallaeko’s place as leader. Blaze now had what he wanted. He now ruled all of the wolves.

* * *

Back at the cave, Knallaeko snarled at what he saw as an enemy.

 

The fox was mostly silver. Her tail tip was reddish, with a wide white band near it. Her face was pure white with black stripes that started at her nape. The stripes continued to surround the lower halves of her eyes in a strange semicircular pattern. She just sat calmly, waiting for a chance to speak.  Knallaeko spoke first, “What are you doing here?”

 

“I live here, of course.” The fox said coolly. “How ‘bout you, hon?”

 

“What do you care you, you, fox?” Knallaeko spat.

 

“Oh boy,” she muttered.

 

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Knallaeko asked.

 

“If you don’t mind me asking, love, what is this bias you have against foxes?” the fox asked.

 

“Foxes killed my father,” Knallaeko snapped.

 

“That’s ridiculous!” the fox exclaimed indignantly.

 

“Well, maybe it is, but I-I just don’t know what to believe,” Knallaeko stated, beginning to calm down. The he paused and added, a bit irked, “and why don’t you look at me when I talk to you?”

 

“I would if I could, hon,” she told him. She turned to face him. Knallaeko gasped again as he followed the stripes to her eyes, and saw that they were a ghostly white.

 

“I-I’m sorry. I didn’t know,” Knallaeko stated, looking at the ground.

 

“It’s fine, love. I’m used to it. You know what, it’s not really that bad,” the fox told him.

 

“Not that bad?” Knallaeko repeated, rather skeptically.

 

“Seriously. I’m just glad to be alive. Every day’s an adventure to me,” the fox smiled.

 

“But, how can you stand it? More importantly, how do you survive?” Knallaeko asked, curiously.

 

“It’s something you get used to, hon,” The fox told him. After a few seconds, she asked, “What’s your name?”

 

“It’s Knallaeko. Yours?” Knallaeko replied.

 

“I’m Aikieal,” Aikieal told him.

 

“Aikieal, can you teach me what you know? I’m now half-blind myself, and I’d really like to know,” he stated.

 

“Sure thing, love,” Aikieal replied.

           

            This is how Knallaeko began to be trained by his new friend. This would prepare him for later.

 

 

Chapter VI

(A few days later)

 

            “You’re attacking my blind side far too much,” Knallaeko whined, after yet another failed training session.

 

            “What do you expect me to do? Besides, hon, you’re obviously still relying on your sight too much,” Aikieal coolly responded.

 

            “What’s wrong with that?” Knallaeko snapped.

 

            Aikieal sighed heavily. The young wolf was not the best student in the world, but she still had to put with him. Then she told him, “You wanted to learn how to defend yourself without using your vision. It takes work, love.”

 

            “Still doesn’t mean I like it,” Knallaeko muttered.

 

            “You know what, we both need a rest. Let’s just take the rest of the day off,” Aikieal suggested.

 

            Of course, Knallaeko enjoyed this thought, and ran off excitedly, eager to explore his new surroundings; the only part he had really seen was Aikieal’s cave. He chattered excitedly as he ran up to the top of a nearby hill.

 

            He then fell silent as he noticed the view from the top of the knoll on which he stood. Above him, the sky stretched, painted in rainbow colors by the setting sun. To his left, at ground level, was a small, clear pond that perfectly reflected the colors of the sky. As he looked to his right, he saw a seemingly endless field of thick emerald grass, and flowers of every hue and variety imaginable.

 

            “It’s…beautiful,” Knallaeko whispered, in awe.

           

“Yes, it sure is,” Aikieal, who had joined him on the hill, agreed.

 

“But you’re-How do you-” Knallaeko began, confused   

            Aikieal simply smiled and stopped him with, “I have a different view of the world than you do, hon, if you know what I mean.”

 

            Knallaeko was confused at first, but finally realized what she meant. He closed his good eye, and concentrated. He was surprised at what he found. He could hear the wind whistle gently through the grass, and the calling of several birds. In addition, he could hear the soft breathing of both he and Aikieal. On the wind, he could smell the many different fragrances of the myriad flowers in the field below him. Underneath his paws, he could feel the combined textures of the hard soil and the softer grass. This whole scene gave him a mental picture nearly as vivid as he had seen using his vision.  Knallaeko opened his eye, and sighed. He now felt an extreme sense of longing for the home from which his own brother had driven him.

 

Aikieal had begun to walk to the nearby forest, in order to catch herself something to eat; having not had time to since she had begun to train Knallaeko. She invited Knallaeko, but he declined, wanting to linger where he was for a while longer. She then smiled slightly, and resumed her walk.

 

Knallaeko watched her for a while then turned back to the scenery. He then took another glance at the pond, and walked to it. Then he looked deep into it, looking for his reflection. When he found it, he yelped and splashed the water with his paw, panicking at the sight of what he had seen as a monster. He calmed down as he realized that, ugly as it was, the thing in the water was indeed he. He grimaced slightly as he noticed his own looks. Staring back at him was a shape barely recognizable as a wolf, its fur an ugly combination of dark brown and black, with small patches of white. Its missing left eye was perpetually shut with a long, permanent scar slashing across it. The fur on this side of its face was caked and matted with dried blood from this and the three claw marks on the side of its muzzle. Disgusted with his own appearance, he began to clean himself, using water from the pond. When he had finished, it was night.

 

Feeling tired, he walked back to the cave, to finally get a little sleep before Aikieal awakened him for yet more training.

 

The next day, when the two of them awoke around midday, it was raining hard, but Aikieal still insisted on training that day. Knallaeko performed very poorly that first lesson for the day, not only because of the downpour, but also because he was distracted by his intense hunger. It had been at least a week since he had last eaten. Aikieal decided to devote the remainder of that day, and the next few, to reteaching him how to hunt efficiently.  

 

* * *

                             While all of the above had been transpiring, a day’s run from Knallaeko’s new home, Blaze found that being leader wasn’t all that he expected it to be. He hadn’t expected all these wolves to be so utterly self-centered. Why, they brought their quarrels to him, and expected him to solve them. He was disgusted at the fact that his father had allowed this, and in fact, had even welcomed it in the pack. Well, that would all change soon. As long as he led them, there would be no more of that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter VII

(Six months later)

                            

                             About half a year since Blaze had betrayed him and Silvanus, Knallaeko had become an adult wolf, strong both in body, and in mind. He had developed great fighting skills, courtesy of Aikieal’s extensive training lessons. He felt that he could live this way forever. Little did he know, however, that this wasn’t meant to last.

 

* * *

                             Unlike Knallaeko, the rest of the wolves had suffered under Blaze’s rule. There were only a few left, the others having abandoned the pack, tired of the insults. The others stayed, only because they were forced.

 

                             Of course, news about Knallaeko had spread quickly. The wolves left tried to hide the secret from Blaze, but he eventually found out. When he did, he snarled loudly and called Tyuiyoski, who was the second-best (next to Blaze) fighter of the remainder of the original pack, to him.

                            

                             Trembling, the black-and-white wolf walked to Blaze and asked, “Yes?”

 

“I suppose you’ve heard about my brother.” Blaze stated.

 

“Well, yes-” Tyuiyoski began.

 

“Well, I want you to track them down and-” Blaze commanded, narrowing his eyes, “Kill them. Kill them both.”

 

“Yes…. master,” Tyuiyoski replied, wondering just how he was going to get out of this. 


 

           [Chapter VIII]

(About a day later)

           

The next day, Knallaeko had a feeling something bad would happen. He at first refused to leave Aikieal long enough to hunt, but Aikieal finally convinced him to go. Still feeling a bit uneasy, he reluctantly set off into the forest. He hadn’t walked very long, when he heard the sound of snarls and fighting. As he ran back, he heard a sound that chilled him thoroughly-the sound of Aikieal yelping sharply in terrible pain.

 

            As he ran to her side, he barely noticed the black-and-white blur fleeing the scene. He was more concerned about her. He held his breath as he gently nudged the moribund form of his best friend.

 

Aikieal lay still, breathing shallowly. The crimson stain in her fur had begun to spread quickly. She hardly seemed to notice Knallaeko.

 

“Aikieal?” Knallaeko called softly.

 

“Knallaeko?” Aikieal replied quietly.

 

“I’m so sorry. It’s my fault. I-I shouldn’t have left,” Knallaeko sobbed into the silver fox’s fur.

 

“Hush, and stop blaming yourself, love. There was nothing you could’ve done,” Aikieal whispered weakly.

 

“But I-” Knallaeko started.

 

Aikieal shushed him and whispered, “J-Just promise me this, hon.

D-Don’t ever f-forget me.”

 

Swallowing hard, Knallaeko replied, “I promise.”

 

Using the last of her strength, Aikieal simply smiled, and looked straight into Knallaeko’s eyes, as if she had been granted her sight for that moment only. She then closed her eyes, and breathed her last. Though he knew she was gone, Knallaeko nudged her gently. He threw his head back and howled mournfully. After he howled, he dug a little hole and buried his friend.

 

Unable to linger, he slowly walked back into the forest, trying to find a new place to live. After a while, it began to rain a little.  He found shelter beneath a large tree, and curled up, but didn’t sleep. Instead, he lay still, with Aikieal’s last words running through his head repeatedly. Absorbed in thought, he almost missed the black-and-white wolf sneaking around the other side of the tree. Then he remembered what he had ignored. His anger growing, he got to his feet and chased after the other wolf, snarling loudly.

 

 

[Chapter IX]

 

Tyuiyoski stopped, knowing he could never outrun the younger, yet slightly bigger white wolf. He shivered as he turned and dropped his gaze, trying not to look at Knallaeko. He hoped that Knallaeko would understand; that he wouldn’t attack.

 

*

          Sparing this murderer, this one whose fangs were still stained crimson, was the last thing Knallaeko wanted to do. He wanted revenge. He wanted this wolf to pay with his life. He roared, “Did you murder her? Answer me now!”

 

          “Well, I-I. I mean-” Tyuiyoski stammered.

         

          “Answer me, I told you,” Knallaeko snapped.

 

          “I-” Tyuiyoski murmured, looking as far down as he possibly could, “I did it. I killed the fox.”

 

          Knallaeko snarled again, and began to lunge, but stopped, his jaws snapping shut a paw’s length from the older wolf’s throat. Even though he was filled with anger and hatred, he found himself unable to kill. Instead, he growled, “Who sent you to do this?”

 

          “It was Blaze. He-He forced me. I didn’t want to,” Tyuiyoski blurted.

 

          “Well, then. You tell that traitorous brother of mine that I’m coming. I will return,” Knallaeko ordered.

 

          “I will,” Tyuiyoski responded, shaking, and ran off as fast as he could.

         

As the other wolf fled, Knallaeko looked up into the sky, and howled, “I promise you, Aikieal, I promise. Blaze will pay.” He then turned and ran towards his old home, and to his destiny.

            

* * *

(About a day later)

 

          When Blaze heard this news, he snarled and struck Tyuiyoski with his paw, gaining nothing more than a slightly sore paw and a yelp from the black- and-white wolf.  Gnoiri, having seen this, spat, “You consider yourself a replacement for Silvanus, or even Knallaeko? You will never replace either of them. In fact you’re not even worthy of the title of leader!”

 

                   “Oh? Then who is?” Blaze snapped in reply.

         

                   Gnoiri angrily answered, “Knallaeko is! You will never-” She was cut off when Blaze smacked her on the head, knocking her out temporarily.

 

Raven came to her defense, growling, “Gnoiri’s right. We would’ve been better off with Knallaeko in charge.”

 

Blaze, not liking this challenge to his position at all, raised his paw again. However, before he could strike this defiant wolf, a barely familiar voice was heard saying, “Haven’t you heard that your elders should be respected?” All of the wolves turned to see the source, recognizing it, even now. A few scattered cheers went up as the wolves noticed that it was indeed Knallaeko. Blaze’s reaction, however, was not as warm. He gave his brother the iciest stare he could possibly give. Knallaeko paid this no mind and strolled calmly to the rock on which his brother lay.

Blaze turned to the small pack and growled, “Why support him? What sort of leader deserts his pack?”

 

“Well, what kind of leader lies to his pack? Or takes leadership that is not rightfully his own?” Knallaeko retorted. All of the wolves shouted their agreement.

 

“I knew it was a mistake not to kill you when I had the chance. Oh well, no matter. Today’s the day where I can finally correct this dreadful error.” Blaze grinned as he leaped to attack his own brother. Knallaeko just barely jumped out of the way of this attack. After he dodged several of his brother’s attacks, he realized that he needed to counterattack. So, he dodged yet another attack and quickly twisted around, raking the side of Blaze’s muzzle with his claws.  Blaze roared in pain and lashed out blindly, his claws passing a mere inch from Knallaeko’s remaining eye. With another attack, Knallaeko managed to knock his brother to the ground. As Blaze lay helplessly, Knallaeko bared his fangs, prepared to strike, and… stopped.

 

Answering the red wolf’s questioning look, Knallaeko growled, “Unlike you, I refuse to kill my own family. Oh, you know how much I long to destroy you, as you killed our very father, but I refuse to sink so low.” He began to walk away but was stopped by Blaze’s surprise attack. The older wolf snapped his jaws around Knallaeko’s left hind paw, snapping the bones with an audible “CRACK”. Knallaeko cried out and kicked dust in Blaze’s direction, forcing the other wolf to release his hold. He then turned and brought his forepaw down hard onto the other wolf’s head, knocking him out. Knallaeko then collapsed from the pain.

 

(The next day)

 

          Blaze stood before his brother, awaiting Knallaeko’s judgment. Tyuiyoski and Raven stood at either side of him, daring him to even think of making a move. Knallaeko thought for a moment and finally declared, “I have thought it over and realized my only choice is to exile you forever from these lands. Maybe now you’ll learn how it is to be forced from your very home.” Blaze stared down, knowing he couldn’t fight this. “Now go,” Knallaeko commanded. The two older wolves stepped away, allowing Blaze to turn and walk sadly away. A few seconds later, Blaze took off in a run, disappearing into the forest. Knallaeko watched his only brother run then sighed. He looked up into the sky and closed his eyes, thinking.

 

He knew that he would never forget Silvanus, his father, or Aikieal, his best friend and mentor, or even Blaze.

 

No, not even Blaze.

 

The End

 

 

 

 

The Dumbest Story I Done Ever Wrote

Or Bob the Janitor

 

By Kittycat

 

 

            Once upon a-

           

“Yeah, that was a great beginning; the first 15 thousand times it was used,” Bob said.

           

Hey, you’re not supposed to- Oh whatever. It was a d-

 

“That is also overused,” said Bob.

            Fine. Bob was really really really really cool. Bob was a janitor.

“Hey! I don’t wan-” Bob began.

            Too bad. You are a janitor.”

“Why?” Bob asked.

            I’m the authoress. I said so. Now shut up.

“No,” Bob replied.

            Shut up already, Bob. Half the readers just said to themselves, “This is stupid,” and left. Now. Back to the story.

 

            Bob was really really really really cool. Bob was a janitor. He was cleaning up a puddle of-

 

“You are a baaaaaaaaad writer,” said Bob.

           

The authoress ignored him and finished the sentence. –glowing green goo. But when he accidentally stepped in it, he began to change into something else. He became a-

 

“What? Like a sheep or something?” Bob asked.

            Good idea.

“Wh-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” Bob baa’d.

 

The story resumed.  –sheep. The janitor/sheep named Bob then knew that-

 

“Baa! Baa!” The sheep said.

           

            The authoress then called the Department of Stupid Yet Convenient Plot Twists. Yet again, the story resumed.

 

 -he was in trouble. Suddenly, a large dog appeared, picked up Bob and dropped him into Mount Mountain, a volcano that had suddenly appeared in Antarctica. Tragicall-

 

 

Ahh! I can’t kill him off this early no matter how much I want to!

 

 Resumed the story did. Unfortunately, Bob the janitor survived. He also wasn’t a sheep any more. He was now a chartreuse donkey, trapped in Antarctica. And then Bob reached through the gaping hole in the plot and grabbed-

 

Aha! I now have the authoress’s keyboard and all of its powers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“No, you’ll ruin the-” Kittycat said.

 

POOF! You are now a worm! Now I can take over the world or something. Yufs Oh no! I dropped-

 

Forchunitly, thuh keebord landd nere Kitteecatt. Unforchunitly, wurms cn’t typ. Lukilee dogs frum thuh DSYCPT cn. Sadleey, wee cnnt spll. Thuh authures-wurm ws restored to normal and, much to the readers’ relief, took over typing from there.       

 

“Return me to normal,” Bob demanded.

 Fine, if you’ll behave.

            The story resumed again.

Bob was returned to normal. He went back to life as a-

 

“Haha! Now I can tak-“ Bob began to say.

 

All right that’s it. I think I’ll reveal your real name now.

 

“Nooo! Don’t!” protested Bob.

 

            Okay, readers. Bob’s true name is: BobitudgagjhryfhguirhghiutydbretdnghjjidbafrfijkdhiknallaekobfishdhtihkfgheihjdugoidjEgapehtnoecapspullifotgniyrttonmionpjefoiehgoiewhfiewhfiewhifhewiofhieowhfiekamehamehabkjkifdgigihhuighidgrtdhjymonkeypoghruhirtheworldthatneverwasuhieu Diputsstiwonkiseyemangnolasahedudsihteeg. Forkorfadulde Snorfadoodle XLII.

 

            “No matter I can still take over the world,” Bobitudgagjhryfhguirhghiutydbretdnghjjidbafrfijkdhiknallaekobfihdhtihkfgheihjdugoidj Egapehtnoecapspullifotgniyrttonmionpjefoiehgoiewhfiewhfiewhifhewiofhieowhfiekamehamehabkjkifdgigihhuighidgrtdhjymonkeypoghruhirtheworldthatneverwasuhieu Diputsstiwonkiseyemangnolasahedudsihteeg. Forkorfadulde Snorfadoodle XLII said.

 

            No you can’t. If you try I will totally just steal from “The Paper Clip Company” and banish you to Robot Land.

 

“You wouldn’t,” said Bob….Snorfadoodle XLII.

 

 

 

 Oh yes I will

The story resumed for the final time.

 

            Totally stealing from “The Paperclip Company”, Bobitudgagjhryfhguirhghiutydbretdnghjjidbafrfijkdhiknallaekobfihdhtihkfgheihjdugoidj Egapehtnoecapspullifotgniyrttonmionpjefoiehgoiewhfiewhfiewhifhewiofhieowhfiekamehamehabkjkifdgigihhuighidgrtdhjymonkeypoghruhirtheworldthatneverwasuhieu Diputsstiwonkiseyemangnolasahedudsihteeg. Forkorfadulde Snorfadoodle XLII was banished to Robotland for the rest of his life, which was (since he was now a robot in Robotland) forever!  Eventually our friend founded a sort of city town village thingy, which he called BobitudgagjhryfhguirhghiutydbretdnghjjidbafrfijkdhiknallaekobFihdhtihkfgheihjdugoidjEgapehtnoecapspullifotgniyrttonmionpjefoiehgoiewhfiewhfiewhifhewiofhieowhfiekamehamehabkjkifdgigihhuighidgrtdhjymonkeypoghruhirtheworldthatneverwasuhieu Diputsstiwonkiseyemangnolasahedudsihteeg. Forkorfadulde Snorfadoodle XLIICitytownvillagethingy. Here, Bobitudgagjhryfhguirhghiutydbretdnghjjidbafrfijkdh

iknallaekobfihdhtihkfgheihjdugoidj EgapehtnoecapspullifotgniyrttonmionpjefoiehgoiewhfiewhfiewhifhewiofhieowhfiekamehamehabkjkifdgigihhuighidgrtdhjymonkeypoghruhirtheworldthatneverwasuhieuDiputsstiwonkiseyemangnolasahedudsihteeg

Forkorfadulde Snorfadoodle XLII and his pet robotic cow Hairybell lived robotically ever after.

 

THE END

 

            And now a short epilogue

 

 Epilogue: The reader celebrated.