Ti Moune: Welcome to Ti Moune’s talk show. Here’s today’s guest, Tonton Julian.

Tonton: Hi.

Ti Moune: So, Tonton, what is it like to live in a three-sided cardboard "house"?

Tonton: Er… it’s… um… it’s…

Agwe: (whispered to Tonton) Interesting.

Tonton: Um…yeah. It’s interesting.

Ti Moune: Hmm… So, how did you feel when you found a girl, me, in a tree?

Tonton: Surprised.

Ti Moune: Did you want to save me?

Tonton: Well… since Eurzulie kinda shoved me back towards the tree, I guess I was destined to.

Eurzulie: (in an insulted kind of voice) Hey, I gestured you towards the tree, not shoved.

Ti Moune: Well, on to another subject. How do you feel after being repeatedly shoved by the gatekeeper?

Tonton: I think I need shoulder braces.

Ti Moune: Doesn’t that living gate just fill you with hatred?

Tonton: Yes.

Ti Moune: How about Papa Ge’s plastic knife? Does it fill you with fear?

Tonton: Er…no…

Ti Moune’s Talk Show

Ti Moune: Welcome to Ti Moune’s talk show. Here’s today’s guest Papa Ge.

Papa Ge: Yo.

Ti Moune: So, Papa Ge, did you have to put aside anything to attend this interview?

Papa Ge: Well, I had a few lives scheduled to be ended, but a couple hours of wait can’t do harm.

Ti Moune: Do you think those people are glad that their deaths were postponed?

Papa Ge: The people never know when I’m gonna come around ‘em.

Ti Moune: Let’s change topics… Do you like the company of the other Gods?

Papa Ge: Um… Asaka’s odd, Agwe always seems to be mad at me, and Eurzulie drives me up the wall. I mean, she, like, thinks love can conquer me.

Asaka, Agwe, and Eurzulie: We heard that!

Asaka: It’s not nice to say mean things about people behind their backs.

Agwe: I’m mad at you for a good reason.

Eurzulie: Didn’t I just win five bucks from you because love conquered death?

Ti Moune: Okay, that’ll be quite enough. Anyway… Papa Ge, do you like watching the gatekeeper scream at and shove Julian repeatedly?

Papa Ge: It’s hilarious.

Ti Moune: I see you have a more gruesome sense of humor…

Papa Ge: So?

Ti Moune: My! Time does fly! See you next week everybody.

Ti Moune: Welcome to Ti Moune’s talk show. Here today’s guest, Agwe.

Agwe: Hello.

Ti Moune: Just look outside at the weather. Yuck, it’s all wet.

Agwe: I like it like that.

Ti Moune: Well, you are the god of water. Anyways, what do you think of the other gods?

Agwe: Asaka and Eurzulie make good company, but Papa Ge drives all of us crazy, I mean, just yesterday, he… What the-?

(Ti Moune screams as Papa Ge suddenly appears, and he starts trying to stab her)

Papa Ge: Now your life is forever mine!

Agwe: Papa Ge! Stop right now!

Papa Ge: A-Agwe? W-where did you come from? Uh-oh…

(Agwe punches Papa Ge in the face and he falls backwards, unconscious)

Ti Moune: W-well on with the show. What is your favorite line in the musical, Agwe?

Agwe:(Singing) And let there be rain! Rain on the road.

Rain on her fa-

Ti Moune: Okay, I get the point! Huh?

(It starts raining on Ti Moune and Agwe)

Ti Moune: Sigh… See you next week everybody. Oh, and Agwe, will you get rid of this for me? (pointing to Papa Ge) It smells bad.

Ti Moune: Welcome to Ti Moune’s talk show. Here’s today’s guest, Eurzulie.

Eurzulie: Hello.

Ti Moune: Now on with the show. What does your name mean to you, Eurzulie?

Eurzulie: Beautiful goddess of love.

Ti Moune: Mm-hm. Well I suppose "beautiful" is a matter of opinion.

Eurzulie: Hey! I heard that!

Ti Moune: Anyway… Eurzulie, what is your favorite fruit?

Eurzulie: Lovely mangoes.

Ti Moune: Lovely mangoes? What’s a lovely mango?

Eurzulie: A mango that Asaka chucked at me, so I declared it a lovely mango.

Ti Moune: Um… sure. Whatever. Eurzulie, do you like the other Gods?

Eurzulie: I like ‘em all.

Ti Moune: Even Papa Ge?

Eurzulie: Only to get money out of him. I just recently betted him five bucks that love can conquer death, and easily won.

Ti Moune: What did you do with the money?

Eurzulie: I bought comics. I got one where Agwe and Asaka stuff Papa Ge in a tree and this storyte-

Ti Moune: Alright! Don’t spoil it for me!

Eurzulie: Oops. I got carried away.

Ti Moune: No matter. Looks like were out of time. See you next week everybody.