~The King's Feast 2005~

The King's Favorite Tavern

~ The King's Feast
takes place every Saturday night on the 2 nd floor of the Hose Company No. 6
Parking is free in the adjoining lot ~

INFORMATION YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
THE KING'S FEAST AND OTHER TIDBITS FOR SURVIVAL

When you come you will laugh, sing, and feast and speaking of feast, you will dine with the King as his court serve you a 6 course meal fit for…well, a King!

The Feast *
garlic bread chips
chilled seasonal vegetables with dip
soup and crusty bread
( perfect for spooning soup with – hint-hint )
steamed mussels with a butter dip
beef in a stroganoff sauce
salad
a roasted half chicken
and ending with a pastry puff for dessert.
Al l this served with your choice of the house ale, white wine
or non-alcoholic cider/lemonade (seasonal).

*Substitution for a vegetarian or vegan meal is welcomed with at least a 24 hour notice.
If you do this substitution and ask what your meal will be,
please do not be offended if we cannot give you a specific answer at that time.
Cookie likes to keep things changing in the kitchen and does something different each Feast.
But we assure you that it will always follow Vegan/Vegetarian specifications.

~ Medical Dietary Needs ~
We will bend "Da Rules" for such conditions.
As long as you let us know when you're making your reservations
that someone in your party has such a need.
Cookie will be more than happy to make the certain substitutions
to accommodate that specific need.

- PLEASE NOTE -
"Medical Dietary Need"
DOES NOT MEAN
"I want specific food because I'm on a diet."
Consider your evening attending The Feast a "CHEAT MEAL"
Adjust your personal diet schedule accordingly.

Tidbit:
During the times where you are allowed by the King to travel the realm,
you may choose to visit the barkeep. If you do this, you are allowed to bring your
purchased bottled or mixed drink back to the dining hall to finish
while you are enjoying the entertainment.

~ Be thee warned ~
Please do not ask anyone of the King's court to go and get you a drink from the
barkeep, because if you do it may come back half empty.
They are known to take payment for their services anyway they please.

There are NO UTENSILS ALLOWED at the King's Feast, however there are plenty
of napkins available just ask and don't forget to use the magic words.
If you are caught with said utensils – beware the King's wrath. (see below)

Since you are eating with your hands the King has decreed that casual attire is
completely acceptable. He would like you to be comfortable while joining us.
Jackets are not required but no ripped jeans or ripped t-shirts please.

And "YES" dressing in "garb" is most welcomed.

It makes the mundane nervous and the King always likes to keep his guests on their toes.

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BUT THERE IS MORE THAN JUST FOOD MY FRIENDS
YES INDEED…

THE SHOW
From the moment the Feast begins to the final toast, the court will perform the bawdy
medieval/cabaret that has been described as,

“...As someone at our table put it, “A whole lot better than TV!”...”
- Ann Walter, Sun Chronicle

The court will entertain you with their unique brand of silliness, laughter and song that will have you laughing in your seats and when the evening is over wanting more.

Tidbit: While you are enjoying the Feast you are asked to follow the King's word, and as we all know,
the King's word is law .

~ Be thee warned ~
YOU CAN NOT LEAVE THE ROOM WITHOUT THE KING'S PERMISSION
The King finds this rude to himself, his court and the other guest joining us for the
evening. If you have any kind of medical disability or something that we should be
aware of that might have you needing to leave the hall at inappropriate moments during
the evening, please let the King and the court know and we can accommodate you.
However, “ I have a small bladder” does not count for a medical disability,
and if you do tell the court that, we will give you MORE attention than you'll ever want.
You may not like what might happen to you, but the people around you will find it
highly amusing, and because of that
Yes camera's are allowed and encouraged; but no video cameras please.

~ Parents Be thee warned ~
The King's Feast is rated PG-13 and is intended for mature audiences.
The King does not ban children since he was one at one time, but it is an adult themed show.
So if you do decide to assert your guidance as a parent and bring a child please understand this –
If they get the jokes, it's not our fault!

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INFORMATION THE KING BELIEVES YOU NEED…

THE TIME
for the Feast is every Saturday night.
Seating begins at 7:30pm with the show starting at 8:00pm.
You can arrive earlier and wait in the tavern and we will call your name.
Believe us you will know when we're ready to begin.

THE TICKET PRICE*
*Price subject to change
*No refunds or exchanges after The Feast begins that evening.
The price is $40.00, which includes the show, the dinner and complimentary pitchers of the house beer,
white wine and non-alcoholic cider/lemonade (seasonal), (gratuity not included ).
On parties of 8 or more -20% gratuity will be added to your ticket price.
Tidbit: Please remember that the members of the court are also your servers too.

RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED*
For the King's Feast at Hose Company No. 6 and can be made using any
of the following options.

1) By calling Hose Company No. 6 directly at (401) 722-7220 Tuesday thru Sunday.
OR calling King's Feast Productions at (401) 349-2129 7 days a week
2) Make them ON-LINE here .
3) Or if you'd like, you can visit the Hose Company No. 6
at 636 Central Ave. Pawtucket , RI ; Tuesday through Sunday
and enjoy their fine hospitality while making reservations.

~ GIFT CERTIFICATES ARE ALSO AVAILABLE ~

~Visa, MasterCard, American Express, or cash is accepted to hold your reservations.
Your credit card will not be charged until you arrive at the Feast and authorize it for payment.

~ Al l seats are subject to a $10.00 cancellation fee per seat.
This comes into effect if you reduce the number in your party or do not show up
without a 24 hour notice.

~Due to minimum seating requirements, we ask that you plan ahead and make your
reservations as early as possible. If you do decide to attend the show on the day of
please call the Hose Company No. 6 first to see about availability.
~ Walk-ins are welcomed but are subject to refusal because of seating availability.

INFORMATION THE KING MIGHT FIND AMUSING…

Are you visiting the Feast from another land?
Celebrating a birthday?
Anniversary, engagement, divorce?
Hey, you never know, some people are pretty happy from those.
Well let the King know, he enjoys all kinds of occasions and you
never know what might happen because of them.

If you have any other questions about the King's Feast , please feel free to contact us and
we'll be more than happy to answer you.
Remember – It's better to be prepared than jump in with both feet first…
Unless you like that sort of excitement in your life, then jump away!

So come join us at the King's Feast for a time that you won't soon forget and if you
experience the Feast don't forget to tell your friends, heck tell your enemies and let us
know they're coming…we can extract revenge for you.
We like that stuff!

The King's Feast
Is also available for Private Parties Tuesday through Sunday.
For inquiries please call
King's Feast Productions
(401) 349-2129.
kingsfeast@yahoo.com

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