Favorite Funny Quote #1
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
~ Will Rogers
Favorite Funny Quote #2
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
~ Groucho Marx
Favorite Funny Quote #3
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
~ George Burns
Favorite Funny Quote #4
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
Favorite Funny Quote #5
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope
Favorite Funny Quote #6
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
~ Robert Benchley
Favorite Funny Quote #7
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
Favorite Funny Quote #8
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
~ Robert Orben
Favorite Funny Quote #9
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
~ G. K. Chesterton
Favorite Funny Quote #10
I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
~ Katherine Hepburn
Favorite Sports Quote #1
Doctors and scientists said that breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt. Thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.
~ Roger Bannister (After becoming the first person to break the four-minute mile, 1952)
Favorite Sports Quote #2
Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.
~ Muhammad Ali, American Boxer
Favorite Sports Quote #3
When I step onto the court, I don't have to think about anything. If I have a problem off the court, I find that after I play, my mind is clearer and I can come up with a better solution. It's like therapy. It relaxes me and allows me to solve problems.
~ Michael Jordan
Favorite Sports Quote #4
My thoughts before a big race are usually pretty simple. I tell myself: Get out of the blocks, run your race, stay relaxed. If you run your race, you'll win... channel your energy. Focus.
~ Carl Lewis
Favorite Sports Quote #5
My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give back. If it works, it works.
~ Tiger Woods
Favorite Sports Quote #6
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
~ Shaquille O'Neal
Favorite Sports Quote #7
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
~ Martina Navratilova, American Tennis Player
Favorite Sports Quote #8
Champions keep playing until they get it right.
~ Billie Jean King
Favorite Sports Quote #9
I'll let the racket do the talking.
~ John McEnroe
Favorite Sports Quote #10
When I go out on the ice, I just think about my skating. I forget it is a competition.
~ Katarina Witt
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
~ Albert Einstein
If music be the food of love, play on.
~ Shakespeare
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
~ Walt Disney
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
~ Henry Ford
I skate where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
~ Wayne Gretzky
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
~ Yogi Berra
We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.
~ Hegel
Favorite Famous Quotations #8
The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
~ Socrates
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
~ M.K. Gandhi
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
~ Zig Ziglar
Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right!
~ Henry Ford
You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
~ George Bernard Shaw
Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another.
~ Richard Bach (Illusions)
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
~ Jesse Jackson
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
~ Maya Angelou
Favorite Inspirational Quote #7
There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
~ Lewis Carroll
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Favorite Inspirational Quote #9
The journey is the reward.
~ Chinese Proverb
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
~ Elizabeth Kubler Ross
'Top Ten' Favorite Famous Music Quotes
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
~ Victor Hugo
After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
~ Aldous Huxley
Favorite Music Quote #3
Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman.
~ Ludwig Van Beethoven
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water-bath is to the body.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Favorite Music Quote #5
If music be the food of love, play on.
~ Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Favorite Music Quote #6
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
~ John Keats
Favorite Music Quote #7
I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: he knows how it drives the evil spirit out of us.
~ Martin Luther
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
~ Bill Cosby
Favorite Music Quote #9
For the introduction of a new kind of music must be shunned as imperiling the whole state; since styles of music are never disturbed without affecting the most important political institutions.
~ Plato
Without music, life would be an error. The German imagines even God singing songs.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
~ Oprah Winfrey
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
~ John Glenn
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
~ Dorothea Kent
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
~ Anonymous
Favorite Birthday Quotes #5
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
~ William Shakespeare
Favorite Birthday Quotes #6
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~ Bernard Baruch
Favorite Birthday Quotes #7
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
~ Maurice Chevalier
Favorite Birthday Quotes #8
My mother groaned, my father wept,
into the dangerous world I leapt;
helpless, naked, piping loud,
like a fiend hid in a cloud.
~ William Blake
Favorite Birthday Quotes #9
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~ Pope John XXIII
Favorite Birthday Quotes #10
If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.
~ Abraham Sutzkever
Guide Picks
The word 'love' stirs the deepest passions in everyone. All of us have experienced the gift of love in various forms: love of a mother, child, lover, friend... However, as easy as it is to love and be loved, it is very difficult to express love. This page brings you one of the best collections of cute love quotes. Want to read them? Go on.
1) Cute Love Quote by Richard Bach
Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
2) Cute Love Quote by James Baldwin
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
3) Cute Love Quote by G. Moore
Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough.
4) Cute Love Quote by Thomas Moore
Came but for friendship, and took away love.
5) Cute Love Quote by Leo Buscaglia
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
6) Cute Love Quote by Montaigne
If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me."
7) Cute Love Quote by Kyle Schmidt
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.
8) Cute Love Quote by Joan Crawford
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
9) Cute Love Quote by Henry Ward Beecher
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
10) Cute Love Quote by Rabindranath Tagore
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
~ Simran Khurana
Love Quotations
Choicest Love Quotations
Here is my list of the choicest love quotations. Find out why poets write about love. Learn about the true emotion of love. The love quotations below are sure to move you. If you want me to include your favorite love quotations on this site, please fill out the quotation suggestion form.
Buddha
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Confucius
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
Voltaire
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Henry Ward Beecher
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Mother Teresa
There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
Douglas Yates
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Mother Teresa
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
Rabindranath Tagore
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
Aristotle
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Unknown
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
Anna Louise Strong
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.
D. H. Lawrence
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
George Elliot
I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved.
William Shakespeare
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes. Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet.
John Lennon
We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Marie E. Eschenbach
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Albert Einstein How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
~ Simran Khurana
Guide Picks
Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. Find below the top 10 collection of really funny love quotes. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.
1) Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
2) Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3) Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
4) Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
5) Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
6) Anonymous
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
7) Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
8) Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
9) Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
10) Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Guide Picks
Love can make you laugh; love can make you cry. This page is dedicated to people who have experienced the sorrowful side of love. These sad love quotes reflect your emotions, share your grief and teach you to build your life once again. Read carefully and you will derive a lot of meaning in these valuable sad love quotes.
1) Sad Love Quote by Kahlil Gibran
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
2) Sad Love Quote by William Butler Yeats
Hearts are not had as a gift, But hearts are earned...
3) Sad Love Quote by Anonymous
The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.
4) Sad Love Quote by Tennessee Williams
There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.
5) Sad Love Quote by Samuel Butler
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
6) Sad Love Quote by Toni Braxton
How could an Angel break my heart? Why didn’t he catch my falling star? I wish I didn’t wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart.
7) Sad Love Quote by Charlie Brown
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
8) Sad Love Quote by Vanessa Williams
You wondered how you’d make it through. I wondered what was wrong with you. Because how could you give your love to someone else, yet share your dreams with me? Sometimes the only thing you’re looking for, is the one thing you can’t see.
9) Sad Love Quote by Herman Hesse
Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
10) Sad Love Quote by Anais Nin
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
~ Simran Khurana
Gandhi
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Gandhi
Fear is not a disease of the body; fear kills the soul.
Gandhi
The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.
Gandhi
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Gandhi
Weeding is as necessary to agriculture as sowing.
Gandhi
Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacities. She has the right to participate in the minutest details in the activities of man, and she has an equal right of freedom and liberty with him.
Gandhi
There are times when you have to obey a call which is the highest of all, i.e., the voice of conscience even though such obedience may cost many a bitter tear, and even more, separation from friends, from family, from the state to which you may belong, from all that you have held as dear as life itself. For this obedience is the law of our being.
Gandhi
The test of friendship is assistance in adversity, and that too, unconditional assistance. Co-operation which needs consideration is a commercial contract and not friendship. Conditional co-operation is like adulterated cement which does not bind.
Gandhi
Non-cooperation is an attempt to awaken the masses, to a sense of their dignity and power. This can only be done by enabling them to realize that they need not fear brute force, if they would but know the soul within.
Gandhi
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
Gandhi
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love.
Gandhi
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business
Gandhi
Democracy is an impossible thing until the power is shared by all, but let not democracy degenerate into mobocracy.
Gandhi
They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them.
Gandhi
I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.
Gandhi
Nonviolence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man.
Gandhi
Whenever I see an erring man, I say to myself I have also erred; when I see a lustful man I say to myself, so was I once; and in this way I feel kinship with everyone in the world and feel that I cannot be happy without the humblest of us being happy.
Gandhi
I have but shadowed forth my intense longing to lose myself in the Eternal and become merely a lump of clay in the Potter's divine hands so that my service may become more certain because uninterrupted by the baser self in me.
Gandhi
An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody will see it.
Gandhi
Even as wisdom often comes from the mouths of babes, so does it often come from the mouths of old people. The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes.
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