* When given a cookie, walk away with it, drop it, and then return for another one. Your folks may have forgotten that you already got a cookie and give you another one.
* Water dishes are not just for drinking, but make very good wading pools. It is also a helpful reminder to the humans to mop the floor.
* Things given to us by nature (rocks, sticks, wood, paper, leaves) are meant to be chewed.
* No amount of treats, pets, or loves can make up for taking me to the vet for a shot.
* I can be cute when I want to be, but don't even think about grabbing the camera or I'll stop the cuteness immediately.
* I only make you think I like ice cubes. I'm actually stealing them and letting them melt so there are little puddles of water on the floor for bare-footed and sock-footed humans to step in. Muwhahaha.
* If something is within my reach, it was meant for me, so don't even think about taking it away from me and don't tell me not to eat it!
* The things I'm not supposed to have always taste better than the stuff I can have. Someone should think about making plastic-flavored chewies.
* A well-trained human equals a well-loved pet. (Spoiled has never been in my vocabulary. We say "well-loved" instead.)
* If you eat yummy treats fast enough you might get more.
* It is perfectly legal to steal other animals' treats that have fallen to the floor. That's why my legs are so short!
