Dear Mama
I am just sending you this small note to be catching you up with the latest news which has been happening to my small family. Please to be finding several pictures attached to the email I do be sending to you.
As I did be telling you when I did mail you last, my lovely Del is with child again. Her expectancy did be progressing well, although she was always most hungry. It became a common habit of hers to be getting up mid-night to fix herself a small meal. Often I did get up to cook for her.
One night after having take but a few bits of the lovely foods I did fix her, my dear Del appeared to be in quite some distress. I asked her with much concern if the fish I had cooked for her had perhaps been off
And she corrected me to explain that she was in fact in labour.
After a swift labour, my Del did bring a beautiful baby girl into the world.
When my Del handed my daughter to me, asking me to be holding her for but a moment
I did realize that something more was much afoot.
I am now the father of baby twins. A strong son named Kristof and a lovely daughter named Onastacia.
That is not to say that my daughter Lulzipawp is any less lovely, now that she is having a new sister.
In fact, she is adorable more indeed now that she has grown into a girl child. My Del and I had planned cakes for our older childrens, but dear Lulzipawp displayed her precociousness by growing before we were able to be serving her cake.
Her brother, on the other hand, did be a tad more reticent about leaving his toddler years behind him.
But he did eventually be growing into quite a handsome young boy child. My Del has been saying he looks muchly like his father.
Please to be finding pictures from Lulzipawp and Olkesandr's first day at school
My Del and I have been having much discussion over whether we do be wishing our children attend the public school of Baskerville, or instead the Baskerville Youth Academy. They did take their first day of classes at the public school.
And my Del and I have invited one of the headmasters of the Academy to be dining with us this evening. I must be off to be watching him closely and making the schmooze talk with him. I have heard that he was released from the Strangetown School for Special Students for his display of bias against aliens. Not that he will be finding any aliens in the house of myself and my dear Del. I have been most officially naturalized and am now a legal citizen of Simmerica.
I will be writing more when I do be having more time Mama. Give my love to the family and do please be giving congratulations to dear sister Yserberina for the birth of her daughter.
PS. My Del and I did be impressing the headmaster most deeply, and starting next week Oleksandr and Lulzipawp will be taking their classes at the Baskerville Youth Academy.
I am just sending you this small note to be catching you up with the latest news which has been happening to my small family. Please to be finding several pictures attached to the email I do be sending to you.
As I did be telling you when I did mail you last, my lovely Del is with child again. Her expectancy did be progressing well, although she was always most hungry. It became a common habit of hers to be getting up mid-night to fix herself a small meal. Often I did get up to cook for her.
One night after having take but a few bits of the lovely foods I did fix her, my dear Del appeared to be in quite some distress. I asked her with much concern if the fish I had cooked for her had perhaps been off
And she corrected me to explain that she was in fact in labour.
After a swift labour, my Del did bring a beautiful baby girl into the world.
When my Del handed my daughter to me, asking me to be holding her for but a moment
I did realize that something more was much afoot.
I am now the father of baby twins. A strong son named Kristof and a lovely daughter named Onastacia.
That is not to say that my daughter Lulzipawp is any less lovely, now that she is having a new sister.
In fact, she is adorable more indeed now that she has grown into a girl child. My Del and I had planned cakes for our older childrens, but dear Lulzipawp displayed her precociousness by growing before we were able to be serving her cake.
Her brother, on the other hand, did be a tad more reticent about leaving his toddler years behind him.
But he did eventually be growing into quite a handsome young boy child. My Del has been saying he looks muchly like his father.
Please to be finding pictures from Lulzipawp and Olkesandr's first day at school
My Del and I have been having much discussion over whether we do be wishing our children attend the public school of Baskerville, or instead the Baskerville Youth Academy. They did take their first day of classes at the public school.
And my Del and I have invited one of the headmasters of the Academy to be dining with us this evening. I must be off to be watching him closely and making the schmooze talk with him. I have heard that he was released from the Strangetown School for Special Students for his display of bias against aliens. Not that he will be finding any aliens in the house of myself and my dear Del. I have been most officially naturalized and am now a legal citizen of Simmerica.
I will be writing more when I do be having more time Mama. Give my love to the family and do please be giving congratulations to dear sister Yserberina for the birth of her daughter.
Your son
Joe
PS. My Del and I did be impressing the headmaster most deeply, and starting next week Oleksandr and Lulzipawp will be taking their classes at the Baskerville Youth Academy.
