Farmer Wants... The Interviews
Welcome back everyone to Farmer Wants... I'm your host Kyra Komei, and tonight we're coming to you from our studio here in Far Haven. After our season premiere, the GGW production office was flooded with applications from eligible women vying to be in the contest this season... and to hopefully win the heart of our handsome -- and very green -- farmer, Patrick Desiderata.
Our producer and executive creator sorted through the applicants and selected a baker's dozen for me to interview. From there, we'll select 7 lucky individuals to pack their bags and head down to the farm, while the remaining 6 will receive lovely parting gifts.
Now, if our viewers have their popcorn in hand and are ready, we'll jump right to our interviews. We've got a lot of people to talk to for today's episode.
*Kyra presses the intercom button on her phone*
J, who is our first lucky lady today?
*There is a crackle of static before a man's voice starts*
(J) Our first applicant tonight is a Miss Christi...
*The sound of scuffling and things being knocked over drowns him out. Above the din a voice yells "No she's not! I'm first, dammit! I’m first! I haven't been peeing a bottle all this time just so you can make me wait longer."*
*The door to the interview room bursts open as a woman barges in and throws herself into the interview chair*
*The intercom squawks again* "Ah... sorry 'bout that Kyra. Our first applicant tonight is Miss Aeronwy Diobhell"
Er... all right. I guess we won't be taking things in alphabetical order. Thanks J.
(J) S'alright. *The intercom goes quiet.*
Aeronwy's Interview...