Farmer Wants... Round Four!!
(Kyra) Good Morning Patrick! Say hello to our faithful viewers who have been waiting with bated breath for today's episode.
(Patrick) *mumblemumble* 'morning Kyra.
(Kyra) What's this, not feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? Not ready for another exciting day with your lovely ladies?
(Patrick) *mumblegrumble*
(Kyra) Hmm... sounds like someone needs his coffee. Well, we'll give you a moment to compose yourself before we get this episode underway.
(Patrick) *mumble* Thanks *grumble*
Welcome back to Farmer Wants everyone. In our last episode, our farmerettes worked hard in the garden and even harder studying cooking, hoping to impress our farmer, Patrick, with their culinary prowess. In return, Patrick shared his interests with all the ladies and spread a little Far Haven gossip. The zombie gossip was apparently a little too much for Christina, however, and her relationship with our farmer stalled a bit. Sadly, she has joined our other contestants in the Runners Up Residence.
Today is another day, however, and four strong contenders remain to vie for the heart of our farmer: Aeronwy, Laura, Lisa, and Sariana. In this episode they'll tackle the garden yet again, spend some time brushing up on their cleaning and housekeeping, and then head downtown for a cozy dinner with Patrick.
Speaking of Patrick... shall we see if our farmer has himself together yet? While I'm sure there's some viewers who wouldn't mind if we slipped a camera into his shower, we'll just pop over to the kitchen to see if he's ready.
(Kyra) Good morning again Patrick. Feeling a little more socialable now that you've had a shower and shave?
(Patrick) Morning Kyra. Sorry, I can't chat right now. I'd rather not burn the pancakes.
(Kyra) Pancakes again?
(Patrick) They're rather popular with the contestants. Aer was quite upset when I made omlettes the other day instead of them.
(Kyra) I see... speaking of contestants, let's check in on how they're doing this morning.
(Sariana) *sleepy mumbling* mmmmm.... doan wanna get up... is not morning yet... waas for brekkast?
(Laura) I smell pancakes! Nothing's better than Patrick... er Patrick's pancakes.
(Kyra) There are some hungry people upstairs Patrick. I do hope you've got those flapjacks ready there, otherwise your farmerettes are liable to eat you instead.
(Lisa) *yawn* Is it breakfast time already? *stretch* Hey, wait for me. Don't hog all the Patrick, er pancakes.
(Aeronwy) *glares at the camera* Hey, if that cheater Lisa can get away with showing up to breakfast in her panties... well... two can play it that way.
But before breakfast... a commercial!
(Kyra) Good Morning Patrick! Say hello to our faithful viewers who have been waiting with bated breath for today's episode.
(Patrick) *mumblemumble* 'morning Kyra.
(Kyra) What's this, not feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning? Not ready for another exciting day with your lovely ladies?
(Patrick) *mumblegrumble*
(Kyra) Hmm... sounds like someone needs his coffee. Well, we'll give you a moment to compose yourself before we get this episode underway.
(Patrick) *mumble* Thanks *grumble*
Welcome back to Farmer Wants everyone. In our last episode, our farmerettes worked hard in the garden and even harder studying cooking, hoping to impress our farmer, Patrick, with their culinary prowess. In return, Patrick shared his interests with all the ladies and spread a little Far Haven gossip. The zombie gossip was apparently a little too much for Christina, however, and her relationship with our farmer stalled a bit. Sadly, she has joined our other contestants in the Runners Up Residence.
Today is another day, however, and four strong contenders remain to vie for the heart of our farmer: Aeronwy, Laura, Lisa, and Sariana. In this episode they'll tackle the garden yet again, spend some time brushing up on their cleaning and housekeeping, and then head downtown for a cozy dinner with Patrick.
Speaking of Patrick... shall we see if our farmer has himself together yet? While I'm sure there's some viewers who wouldn't mind if we slipped a camera into his shower, we'll just pop over to the kitchen to see if he's ready.
(Kyra) Good morning again Patrick. Feeling a little more socialable now that you've had a shower and shave?
(Patrick) Morning Kyra. Sorry, I can't chat right now. I'd rather not burn the pancakes.
(Kyra) Pancakes again?
(Patrick) They're rather popular with the contestants. Aer was quite upset when I made omlettes the other day instead of them.
(Kyra) I see... speaking of contestants, let's check in on how they're doing this morning.
(Sariana) *sleepy mumbling* mmmmm.... doan wanna get up... is not morning yet... waas for brekkast?
(Laura) I smell pancakes! Nothing's better than Patrick... er Patrick's pancakes.
(Kyra) There are some hungry people upstairs Patrick. I do hope you've got those flapjacks ready there, otherwise your farmerettes are liable to eat you instead.
(Lisa) *yawn* Is it breakfast time already? *stretch* Hey, wait for me. Don't hog all the Patrick, er pancakes.
(Aeronwy) *glares at the camera* Hey, if that cheater Lisa can get away with showing up to breakfast in her panties... well... two can play it that way.
But before breakfast... a commercial!