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The Black Language Guild
On the date of March 20, 2003, an orc captain by the name of Eru the Big, proposed the idea of a Black Speech, just for the minions of Mordor. Helping him from the very begining and with the foundations and grammatical rules was Sharrash.
She did wonders for the Guild and eventually more or less took it over and became the new ’owner of the thread’ After much discussion and work, the language was finally being formed and words made. Although this list of words was not followed up with in the future, here is the very first word list out of the guild:
lord - lurd
slave - slevi
darkness - derkniss
Mount doom - Muant duum
Uruloki - Araluko
Grishnak - Groshnek
Dragon - dregun
Wolves - Wulvis
Cave troll - Cevi Trull
Uruk hai - Arak heo
Nazgul - nezgal
Mordor - murdur
Orc - Urc
fire - fori
olog hai - ulug heo
dwimmerlaik - dwommirleok
Easterling - iestirlong
Wainriders - weonrodirs
Morgoth - murguth
Sauron- Searun
valar - veler
troll - trull
Barad dur - Bered dar
Cirith ungol - coroth angul
Minas Morgul - mones murgal
Morannon - murennun
Morgul - murgal
Gothmog - guthmug
Smaug - smeag
Balrog - belrug
Ancalagon - Encelegun
Glaurung - Glearang
Shelob - Shilub
Witchking - Wotchkong
Angmar - Engmer
Sea of númen - sie uf namin
blood - bluud
shadow - sheduw
flame - flemi
death - dieth
anger - engir
disease - dosiesi
warg - werg
elf - ilf
minion - monuon
Orodruin - Urudraen
Gorthaur - Gurthear
Melkor - Milkur
Rohan - Ruhen
Gondor - Gundur
Rivendell - Rovindill
Fangorn - Fengurn
Khazâd-Dum - Khezêd-Dam
Minas Tirith - Mones Toroth
Meduseld - Midasild
The White concil - Thi whoti cuncol
The shire - Thi Shori
After the first thread, Sharrash made the decision to wipe the slates and start anew. Even though many ot the ideas from the first thread were later reused and are part of the current black speech (still in progress at the moment).
Finally, in the third thread of the guild, Sharrash put together the ideas from the second thread here was out first ever organized post stating some basic grammatical rules. Here it is:
consonants
B (b), C (k), D (d), ð (th- you can make it by pressing alt+208) , F(f), G (G in gardener), J (J), L (L), M (M), N(N), P (P), R(R), S (S in star), T (t), V (V), Z (Z).
This way we would have less consonants but there will be no confusion in writing because every sound would be represented by only one letter. To represent the sound sh i would suggest the s with a ^ turn upside don over it. I couldn’t make it here but i could in my computer at the Microsoft Word. This way we would have only 17 of 21 and we have all the sounds.
Vowles
Well i’ll begin with a pronounciation (NOT spelling) suggestion:
a = a in father or u in stuck when short
e = e in leg or e in mate when short
i = ee in greek
o = aw in Hawk or oo in cook when short
u = oo in cook or y in calamity (another name for Eru the big ) when short
Compound letter sounds
Some Compound letter sounds for example:
ai ~ i sound in the english word "high"
sh ~ sh sound in the english word "shy"
sn ~ sn sound in the english word "snake"
thr ~ thr sound in the english word "throw"
sk ~ sk sound in the english word "sky"
rz ~ sounds the same as "ruse" [silent e] (ok so that’s not a word, but you get it)
zg ~ sounds the same as "zug" would sound if it were a word.
These letters should always accompany one annother in order to make those sounds. Following this will add to the whole powerful, mennacing, and harsh sound we should be going for.
Just something to think about: I also wanted to make a note on the vowels: how often do you see the use of e and o in the black speech? I don’t think we will be using it that often if we want to make it as close to Tolkien’s wishes as possible.
"The vowels are a, i, o, u; the vowel o is stated by Tolkien to be rare. The Black Speech does not seem to use e" (source as stated in my second post of this thread)
Verb Endings
Ok, here are some verb endings! I’m thinking the verb will start with a root, being the infinitive, and then you can add endings on to it to modify it. The following endings are for the present tense.
Infinitive: Root
1st person singular: Root+ac
2nd person singular: Root+is
3rd person singular: Root+ot(masculine), at(feminine), or ut(neuter)
1st person plural: Root+ach (’Ch’ being that throaty noise you make with the ’G’ and ’Ch’ in Dutch and a Chai in Hebrew.)
2nd person plural: Root+ish
3rd person plural: Root+oth (masculine), ath(feminine), or uth(neuter or mix of masculine+feminine)
Thus, the conjugation of the verb Cash (a verb I just made up, meaning "To fight") would be as follows:
Cash: To fight
Cashac: I fight
Cashis: You fight
Cashot, Cashat, Cashut: He fights, she fights, it fights
Cashach: We fight
Cashish: You (plural) fight
Cashoth, Cashath, Cashuth: They (M) fight, they (F) fight, they (N or mix) fight
For word order for basic sentences, we could use SUBJECT-DIRECT OBJECT-VERB. So, it would be Maedhros Gothmog Cashot (Maedhros fights Gothmog). Word order, not endings, will determine if a noun is the subject or the object or whatever. For example, if I were to reverse the place of Maedhros and Gothmog in the previous sentence, it would be the king of the Balrogs attacking the tall Elf hung from Angband by his wrist instead of the other way around. For indirect objects, word order will be SUBJECT-DIRECT OBJECT-IND. OBJECT-VERB. An example would be Grima Dakush Saruman Hathot (Grima gives loyalty to Saruman). Ok, I’m done for now.
For plural nouns we can add a suffix. Don’t know what it will be though.
For designating tense in verbs, we can add a prefix. The prefix Vi- will designate past tense. The prefix Lo- will designate future tense. Examples.
Vicashot- He fought
Locashot- He will fight
I suggest that most verb roots begin and end with consonants.
For nouns showing possession, we’ll add the suffix -ikil. Example: Sharrak Uglukikil (Ugluk’s sword)
Well, the pronouns can be integrated into the verbs, as evident in the rules of our grammar. Cashac=I fight. In English, we have the verb and the pronoun, but in our new black speech, it’ll be all one word. As for pronouns not integrated with verbs...
Ac=I
Ach=We
Is=You
Ish=You (plural)
Ot=He
Oth=They (referring to a bunch of guys)
At=She
Ath=They (referring to a bunch of girls)
Ut=It
Uth=They (referring to a bunch of miscellaneous objects or a guy/girl mix)
Vocabulary is definitely going to take a long time. For now, I suggest we work on grammar. I just had a great idea a while ago. Vocal punctuation! We can add a word on to the end of a sentence to show if it is an interrogative sentence (question) or an interjective sentence (exclamation point).
The punctuation word for interrogative sentences will be guar.
The punctuation word for interjective sentences will be bukh.
So, if you were to ask if your friends were going to the pub tonight, you’d add guar on to the end of your sentence.
And there you have it. A tad long and a tad tedious to read through but quite ingenious indeed. The current wordlist can be found on the guild website, found <here> The current list of GuildMasters is as follows:
Mjolnir IF
Denethor II
Sam Hobbit
and of course, the mistress of the guild, Sharrash
Even though it has a shortage of active members, the guild is rolling along quite nicely at the moment and the speech could be fully developed soon with only words left to add.
Submitted 31st of May 2003 by Gorsereg

The Blood Brothers of Mordor
The Blood Brothers of Mordor is a select group of the finest and most respected members of Mordor. They were formed long ago as a brotherhood of warriors, loyal to one another. The first was Lord Vader, then Black Tanzil, followed by Delithranduil (a.k.a. Feanen), and Umarth, they were the first four of the elite order. The requirements are simple, great expertise of combat and the art of war, trust for one another, loyalty, and above all, the readiness to die for your brothers. They are the most feared of the warriors in Mordor, renound for their deeds and admired for their chivalry. At the christening of a new member, they are given a ceremonial ring, which must be worn at all times, and a ceremonial sword, known as the "Blood Blade". After receiving the sword, they then make a cut in their hand, as do all the other memebers, and shake the hands of all their comrades as they too have done in the past.Great are they in heart and mind. The love for their comrades is what sets them apart from all others, they are true heroes. If you practice hard and contribute to the betterment of Mordor, who knows, you may be the next to join the elite of Mordor.

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Submitted May 29th 2003 by Lord Vader

The Mordor Breeding Centre
It is well known that Minion love their pets, wolves, griffens, or dragons. But the question is, do they know the history of the place that made their pets possible? The story of Mordor’s current Breeding Centre is truly ancient lore. The foundations were formed long before most of the current active minion here today in Mordor. I have done some major thread digging, and from what I can tell, there were a few Breeding Centres.
The first was the Uruk Breeding Centre, run by a minion by the name of Nobody. At this time, he is a dwarf. This old thread can be found here. One could also find the Dragon Ranch and the Dragon Stable, here and here.
Next, there was the Ultimate Breeding Centre, which would be considered the first actual Breeding Centre. It combined the Uruk Breeding Centre and the Dragon Breeding into one. However, the name was abandoned, to the ’Full Breeding Centre’ which it later became. TA later took over it and contributed much to the Breeding Centre. However, the animals in the these first versions of the BC were designed with stats and spells which were to be used in battle. These were later discarded however, at the bidding of Indur & Idril. Also in these BCs, there were no breeders or trainers. TA took care of nearly everything including the ordering of pets.
Indeed, there was no where near as much organization as there is in the BC as we know it today. Then Naia Nightwatch, who is now retired, soon took charge of the BC. Appointing breeders & trainers was a big step and the centre flourished until it became the well known organization it is today, not to say it wasn’t then.
The next version of the BC came with TA’s ’Improved BC’ It was indeed improved and the opening post is quite similar to today’s.
The current Master Breeder is Ugluk, the current Master Trainer us Sharrash. The rest of the current breeders/trainers are as follows:
Dragon Breeder: Ravenlock
Dragon Trainer: Gashsnaga
Wolf Breeder: Winddancer
Wolf Trainer: elriel
Griffin Breeder: Gorsereg
Griffin Trainer: Alagkrision
To order, minion fill out a form, listing their pet’s name etc. Breeders and trainers will typically make up a story about the animal. The animal can then be used by the owner in most RPGs.
Submitted June 3rd 2003 by Gorsereg


Mordors Caption Contests
A caption contest was begun by Winddancer which proved that Minions do have a sense of humour. Showing immense, unexpected generosity, Uruloki saw fit to award the winning Minions with 10 points, leading to considerable rivalry among Minions.
Although later contests were criticised by some as being less than funny, the contests stirred the brain cells and the unexpected sounds of giggling emanated from various corners of Mordor. As for the quality of humour, as all minions will surely agree, it is sometimes difficult see the funny side of life when you are living in the constant smog known as fresh air in Mordor and occasionally humour can turn a little savage or starts dabbling its toes in the gutter.
The standard of humour can be judged by the readers:
First caption contest:
Ugluk was the winner, with
"Scene: Saruman and the Eye are playing a game through the palantir to see who blinks first.
Saruman: Im starting to think this wasnt a good idea... come on now... a little more... hmph!
The Eye: Hehe, sucker."
Second caption contest:
NightWalker was the winner, with
"Stupid mirror of Galadriel... who is that girl Snow-white anyway?"
Third caption contest:
Fartimir was the winner, with
"TV commercial announcer: ?Where will you be when your diarrhoea hits you? Try Imodium AD."
Fourth caption contest:
Mandallah was the winner, with:
"Grima: ?These wax figures are so life-like!?"
Fifth caption contest:
Burn was the winner, with:
"Pippin: Is that you God?"
Sauron: Uh? Yeah... yeah, thats me. Go forth and slaughter the armies of Rivendell!"
Sixth caption contest:
Inzilbeth was the winner, with
"First I will tear off your abdomen, then your little antennas. This will be the last time you crawl up my pants, you scrawny little ant!"
Seventh caption contest:
Uruloki was the winner, with:
"They say carrots help you see in the dark. What about the rain? Eh?"
Eighth caption contest:

Morgorth was the winner, with
"Frodo: You squashed him you bully. You squashed my lovely gerbil."
Faramir: Just be thankful they didnt give my part to Richard Gere."
Ninth caption contest:

Morgorth was the winner, with:
"Theoden had to admit that while his new golf instructor was good... Man was he ever ugly!"
Submitted June 8th 2003 by Pushgork

Other Caption Contests gathered by Winddancer
Treebeard: bould you bind weweasing by dose?
By Lord Indur

Legolas taps Eowyn on her left shoulder.
Eowyn: Geez. I cant believe I fell for that again!
By Morgorth

For the first time, Legolas caught without makeup on, tonite on CELEBRITIES UNCOVERED
By Gnuk Shanute

Eomer: ok PJ, I cant stand the smell! We need shampoo!!!
By Morlaith

Eowyn: I told you something bad would happen if you kept lighting farts.
By Umarth

Intent on watching out for the Nazgul, Faramir was unaware of Gollum until his ?Precious? was savagely bitten off
By Morgaur

Aragorn: Come on! It was one of you two! Own up! Who tied Gimli?s beard to his shoelaces?
By Morgorth

"Coochie Coochie Coo"
By Mandallah
Merry: Pippin. Look! Treebeards got wood!
By Morgorth
Elrond (falsetto voice): The hiiiiills are aliiiive...
By Pip Reoyea

Legolas was the first Elf who was so good at archery that he could shoot himself in the back...
By Lord Indur

Frodo attempts stand-up comedy for the first time
By Sepheroth
Legolas to Aragorn: I think Saruman has gone a little too far cross breeding ents with hobbits, wouldnt you say?
Aragorn thoughtfully: I dont think it was Sarumans idea at all....
Both: Pippin!!!!
By Shelob the Dark

Legolas, Aragorn and theoden approach gimly on an empty wall of the keep. Legolas? on the lookout.
Theoden: Allright dwarf, hand me the lunch money. or else my gang will make you another inch shorter!
By Mutare

Gollum: "Smells like crap!"
By Mandallah

Eomer: This horse has threatened our children and scared our wives with its spitting!
Crowd: Guilty! Guilty!
Aragorn: No you can?t blame him, he was just eating!
By Mutare

Saruman: Mirror, mirror, shaped like a ball, whos the fairest of them all?
Sauron?s Voice (From Palantir): Sure as hell aint you, buddy.
Saruman: Who asked you, anyway?
By: IX_Yawgmoth_IX

Aragorn mediates after another punch up...
Aragorn: Now come on you two, I?m sick of listening to you fighting every two minutes... can?t you just try to get along? And for goodness sake Legolas, stop sulking and sit down. What are you? 3000 or 3?
If you don?t make up we can all turn around and go back to Rivendell again, don?t think that I don?t mean it this time!
By Alkthoniel
Gandalf: Get that camera out of my face! *Smacks camera with staff* Come on! You want a piece of me?
Aragorn: Oh no...he forgot to take his pill again this morning!
By Yawgmoth

Sword...............50$
Sheath...............25$
Watching your friends face when his sword begins to light up...............Priceless
By Zarissa

*Pippin finding out why you should never catch Legolas without his make up on!*
By more Elda

Elrond (in heavy Scottish brogue):
"Can yar Mammy sew? Well get er ta stitch this then!"
By Mandallah

Theoden: So this is what it has come to huh? Fighting the Uruk-Hai with our 3rd-string choir?
By Caravas


The Departure of Lord Indur Dawndeath
On June 12th, 2004, Lord Indur resigned from the plaza, hanging up his Melkor Administrative position. Melkor was one of Mordor’s, and even the entire plaza’s, oldest members, joining exactly 2 years and 5 months before his resignation, on January 12th, 2002. While it’s unknown to anyone besides the man himself the exact date when he first became Witchking, co-ruler of Mordor along with -haste-, since our plaza archives don’t even go that far back in time, (!), but we do know this: Lord Indur, or Indur Dawndeath as he was known as at the time, became Lord Sauron on March 22nd, 2002, you can see it in >this thread<. His reign was long and fruitful, and in his time as Sauron Mordor grew from a young, slipshod kingdom to a prosperous hub of activity. His dedication to Mordor and to the plaza continued after he resigned as Sauron and moved on to the more formal and commanding position as Melkor in November of 2002, the position he kept until his departure from the plaza.
Submitted July 22nd 2004 By Narv


On 27 March 2003 our illustrious Lord Grishnak decreed that the Army of Minas Mornie had grown the point that three new Garrison were to be built to accommodate our mighty army. It was decided that, once again, Mordor would have GODs (Guildmasters of Death) who would rule their own Garrisons.
The three GODs are to have at least three WOWs (Warriors of Wrath) as their assistants, leading the RIPs (Rookies in Practice) and RIFTs (Rookie Is Fully Trained). Minas Mornie will remain as the central point of leadership and communication between the three new Garrisons - Minas Morgul, The Morannon, and Cirith Ungol.
Even though the Garrisons are still in the early stages of formation, all minions are eagerly waiting for the time when our great Lord Sauron declares that Mordor will finally fight to rule all of Middle Earth. Mordor will be well and faithfully served by our great Army.
As of 8 May 2003, the three Garrisons were composed of the following brave Minions:
MINAS MORGUL
1st GOD - Sharrash
Aide of the GOD - Makar
Master of Recruitment - Gashnaga
1st WOW, Elite Division - Gashsnaga
RIPs: Griff Gamgee , Umarth, Lord Wormtongue
2nd WOW, Assassins Regiment - Megiltur
RIPs Black Tanzil, Enynduil, Karneloka, Makar
3rd WOW, Spy Division - Sam Hobbit
RIPs (We could tell you, but then we?d have to kill you)
4th WOW, Infantry Division - (open)
RIPs
Brian Fellow, Aranath, Darean, Thuringwithal, Spazzman,
Shadesof Siknas, Inzilbeth, RaZor, goblin21, Morluk, Blood Lusted
THE MORANNON
2nd GOD - Ugluk Naztakh
1st WOW, Division of Defence - Winddancer
RIPs Remma Bashrasha, Delduwath, -=Melkor=, Daerauko88, Lazyhobbit, Orcward
2nd WOW, Division of Intelligence - God of Death
RIPs Smeagol_756, Ancalima, Melkor-Morgoth, Black Heart
3rd WOW, Division of Stealth Reconnaissance - Mandalla
RIPs Marik*, More Elda, ParsEx Richard3, Ember, Inferi Silvus, Purgatori
4th WOW, Division of Covert Ops - Shrouded Shadow
RIPs Shelob the Dark, Shadow Reaper
Tactician: God of Death
Head of Recruitment: Winddancer
CIRITH UNGOL
3rd GOD - Nazgul Avenger
1st WOW, Master of Infiltry - Fartimir
RIFTs (open)
RIPs Adunabar, Sephiroth_45, Narvi of Moris, Shadow Ghost
2nd WOW, Master in Assault - Dark Numenorean
RIFTs (open)
RIPs Narog Gothurz, Mutare, Doolb Nogard
3rd. WOW, Master in Cavalry - Pushgork
RIFTs (open)
RIPs (open) (Authors unsolicited comment: RIPs these days seem to value their lives too much to get chewed up by Wargs. When I was a RIP, it was an honour! Hurumpph!)
4th WOW, Master in Swordsmanship - Elriel
RIFTs (open)
RIPs Shattered_Soul,
5th WOW, Master in Magic - Gabror Wolfhand
RIFTSs Denethor II
RIPs King Mauwurz, Ravenlock,
Unassigned RIPs
Adunabar, witchkeith, Mutare, Ravenlock, Glorfindail
Bortac, Memnoch, Narvi of Moris , Narog Gothurz, Urksnik
EvilElrond, tarnum, Dark SnoGoon, Nilo, Lisalana601
Shadow Ghost, Shattered_Soul, Sephiroth_45
Submitted May 9th 2003 by Pushgork


Grishnak the Brazen steps down as Pub Master and Master Trainer
Grishnak has always been the owner and manager of the pub since the days after the swamp was closed. Grishnak was a great bar-keep and a great host as well, he threw the best parties in Mordor, maybe that’s one reasons everyone likes him so well. So why did he leave the pub you ask? Well, let’s find out.......
Grishnak, the long time owner/manager of the pub decided that his life as a ruler was too much, closed the pub and went on about his rulerly duties. Soon after, many of the Minions were disgruntled about the lack of a pub, so he reopened the pub and left it in control of the new owner, Mandallah. With so much work as the Witchking on his mind he simply had no time to look after his beloved pub, that in essence, is why he left.
However, he not only stepped down from the pub, he also left the training grounds as well. Grishnak once ruled over the training ground, monitoring it and occassionaly sparring with it’s members. The duties of rulership soon became too much to bear and he was forced to leave the training grounds in the hands of a Master Trainer, which is Winddancer.
Thanks to Grishnak there has been many great things made in Mordor, thanks to him, many great Minions have been made in Mordor. We owe him much thanks as we have all come to look up to the great and noble Witchking of Angmar, Grishnak the Brazen.
Submitted May 26th 2003 by Lord Vader

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