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Alright! This is our spoof page! Since MCT questioned why there should be spoofs and serious stuff at the same time, I decided to create this page in honor of pleasing her and shutting her up. If you don't remember (Meaning you didn't read jack s*** on the homepage) MCT means MastiffChewToy. If you want those origins...bug her via e-mail. But I didn't say that. Alright? Yay!
So! Random spoofing must commence! That wasn't mine...but I found it funny anyways. If you don't like the comments by Ed...ignore them ^_^
Alright...Commence the spoofing!
And here is Loki with her views on the pairings of Fullmetal Alchemist. (WARNING! This is completely fictional and is in no way related to the true nature of Fullmetal Alchemist. Loki was having a lot of fun with it, and I did too, but it's completely wrong ^^; I mean really...Armstrong x Anybody is really creepy...so have fun ^_^)
Loki's FMA Pairings
My summary of the Fullmetal Alchemist Series
Fullmetal Alchemist : What it's all about.
Wow...There's
actually a limit to the name of the link thing...I didn't know that!
I'm sure MCT and Loki are really appreciating these random comments
which they have no control over what so ever ^_^
Yay!
So anyways.
I love Fullmetal Alchemist. And just to piss MCT off, I'm going to give this really short and screwed up summary because she's busy typing up the real summary. Bless her soul...wait...it doesn't exist...nevermind.
Alright...
So. Two kids, teens, whatever. Edward Elric, short blond kid. (I'm sorry Ed!) He's got a fake arm and leg, made out of this cool metal stuff. He's like...all about teen angst. It seeps from his very being. (This is granted to Kat, someone who isn't directly involved with the site.) Ed goes through all kinds of crap.
His brother is Alphonse Elric. A tall suit of armor, which has a fourteen year olds soul inside of it. Al is all...peace!
He doesn't like it when Ed gets himself like...hurt...or when Edward does stupid things because he is solely made up of angst. (Sorry again Ed!)
So. Ed and Al use this convenient little thing called alchemy. So does Al, but Ed's way is cooler, so we tend to forget that Al can do alchemy.
Anyways. Alchemy is the rearranging of stuff...very complicated. I'll look it up later.
So. Alchemy is the main basis of this entire show. Besides angst. I mean...you can totally tell from the title...unless you're really pathetic. I mean , come on...Fullmetal Alchemist.
Listen to the context clues people!
So Ed and Al's mommy dies. It is sad. They are sad. So they go and try and bring her back to life. They're not Jesus, but they'll try it anyways.
So...it doesn't work . Angst. Ed loses a leg because of it, and Al loses his entire body. Ed gives up another limb to stick Al's soul into a conveniently placed suit of armor.
So Ed gets his metal arm and leg, Al stays the same, and they head off and have fun adventures!
That's the gist of the show, I'd say.
MCT is still working on the summary. I'll show her this and she'll be mad. Mwahahahaha. I am evil . I don't need accomplices to cause chaos and destruction! I'm just cool that way!
So...there's Fullmetal Alchemist for you.
I really love Fullmetal Alchemist, and I can definitely sum it up better than this, but I feel like sarcasm! Yay!
So this will stay here until MCT bothers to send me her summary...XD
Have fun!
-PEF
See this picture? It illustrates Ed's angstness. Doesn't he look happy? Of course not! Angst runs his life!
(Once more, the angst comments originate from Kat's views. I just agree. ^_^)
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Woot! Alright...so..I'll get the character bios up eventually. Well...that'll happen once I have the chance to put up MCT's real bios so I can spoof them later. Mwahahahahahaha. Anyways. Yay!
So anyways.
I love Fullmetal Alchemist. And just to piss MCT off, I'm going to give this really short and screwed up summary because she's busy typing up the real summary. Bless her soul...wait...it doesn't exist...nevermind.
Alright...
So. Two kids, teens, whatever. Edward Elric, short blond kid. (I'm sorry Ed!) He's got a fake arm and leg, made out of this cool metal stuff. He's like...all about teen angst. It seeps from his very being. (This is granted to Kat, someone who isn't directly involved with the site.) Ed goes through all kinds of crap.
His brother is Alphonse Elric. A tall suit of armor, which has a fourteen year olds soul inside of it. Al is all...peace!
He doesn't like it when Ed gets himself like...hurt...or when Edward does stupid things because he is solely made up of angst. (Sorry again Ed!)
So. Ed and Al use this convenient little thing called alchemy. So does Al, but Ed's way is cooler, so we tend to forget that Al can do alchemy.
Anyways. Alchemy is the rearranging of stuff...very complicated. I'll look it up later.
So. Alchemy is the main basis of this entire show. Besides angst. I mean...you can totally tell from the title...unless you're really pathetic. I mean , come on...Fullmetal Alchemist.
Listen to the context clues people!
So Ed and Al's mommy dies. It is sad. They are sad. So they go and try and bring her back to life. They're not Jesus, but they'll try it anyways.
So...it doesn't work . Angst. Ed loses a leg because of it, and Al loses his entire body. Ed gives up another limb to stick Al's soul into a conveniently placed suit of armor.
So Ed gets his metal arm and leg, Al stays the same, and they head off and have fun adventures!
That's the gist of the show, I'd say.
MCT is still working on the summary. I'll show her this and she'll be mad. Mwahahahaha. I am evil . I don't need accomplices to cause chaos and destruction! I'm just cool that way!
So...there's Fullmetal Alchemist for you.
I really love Fullmetal Alchemist, and I can definitely sum it up better than this, but I feel like sarcasm! Yay!
So this will stay here until MCT bothers to send me her summary...XD
Have fun!
-PEF
See this picture? It illustrates Ed's angstness. Doesn't he look happy? Of course not! Angst runs his life!
(Once more, the angst comments originate from Kat's views. I just agree. ^_^)
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So....for now, that's all. But Loki and I shall spoof away!