I have been extremely busy, and I fucked up my first version badly!!! That's why this is called Blue Eyed Dragonkeeper 2.0!

Yes, Kaiba-fans! It is the advanced version of our fave bishie's shrine! Here are the bishies that are gonna help me with my judgement next time:

Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh!, plus my beloved husband! ^___~

Noa Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Bankostsu from InuYasha, plus NekoYasha's boyfriend

Jonouchi from Yu-Gi-Oh, Kuro's boyfriend and soon-to-be-husband

Yukito from Cardcaptor Sakura

Momiji, from Fruits Basket (I'm not in love with him but he's fun to keep around)

Akito Sohma from Fruits Basket (now, he I like very much...evilness rules...*Seto holds webmistresses head from falling*)

Tao Len from Shaman King

Seiot from Yu-Gi-Oh!, my Yami, Lauraeh's beloved husband

And my charactors are also gonna help me, whom are just my personalities!:

Rokuneko from Yu-Gi-Oh!: Wife of Seto Kaiba and my usual self

Kuro Tsumi from Yu-Gi-Oh!: Sister of Seto Kaiba and future wife of Jou-kun

Lauraeh, my yami and the devoted fiancee` of Seito

Saita Sakmet from Shaman King, Ren's devoted girlfriend and Yoh's cousin

NekoYasha from InuYasha:InuYasha's half-sister, apprentice of Kikyo(a.k.a. the Claypot Bitch) and girlfriend of Bankostsu

(My Yami, Johanna left and I'm fucking grateful...SHE HIT ME ALL THE DAMN TIME, AND NOW I ACT REALLY STUPID AND HELLOVA LOT MORE THAN USUAL!)

Jess:Hey, minna!! Getting in the festive XMas season!! ^___~ Twelve more days until Christmas, and I shall have my airhorn!!!!

Seto:-______- Her mom is impossible to wake up!! That why she wants an airhorn for Christmas...

Noa:To think she's your wife...

Seto:WTF did you just say, punk?!

Noa:O_________o Nothing...nothing!

Jou:^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Yes! I'm not getting beatened to a pulp by Kaiba. I somehow got morphing powers, and I looked like Kaiba!! Pissed both Mr. & Mrs. Kaiba, though...

Jess:You better believe it!

Kuro:-___________- Leave...my boyfriend...alone, Jesse!

Ren:-____________________- Greeeeat...everyone's at another's throats....

Ches:No fair! Someone got to Jessica before me!!

Ren:v________________v And a psycotic, anorexic cat wants to kill the creator of my girlfriend...

Roku(a.k.a. Jess):Guys, read the title!!! 'Updates', not 'Try and beat the fucking crap outta one another'!!!

Seto:u__________u Sheesh....I needed to beat the crap outta someone though...*Jess whispers in ear*Yes, ma'am! ^________^

Roku:I just love my wolfie!!! ^_^_^_^_^ He hates it when I call him that! Neway...this is the opening of my new webpage! Plus, I got a new Quizilla account!!! My name is 'elementress' ^_^ Yay!!!! Plus, I'm getting more and more popular in FF.net!! Right now, they're being butt monkeys and not letting lil' ol' me on thurr!!! T________________T BUTT MONKEYS!!! Curse you!!!!

Jou:Don't...ask...

Seto:Please...

Noa:-_____________-

Jess:OH!!!! AND MY NEW BISHIES WILL BE ON THE NEXT UPDATE!!!!!!!!! *gazes at wedding ring*Pretty-ful sapphire...^______________________________^ I love my Seto-kun sooooooo much!!!!!!

1/18/03 11:24 a.m.

Roku/Jess:Sorry, I'm doing this at a friend's place because of the sheer fact my mom is not letting me on the computer at home because I have 2 boyfriends.

Jou:You don't mind, Kaiba?

Seto:No. Maybe if she has a boyfriend, she'll be a little less crazy.

Jou:I'll date her?

Seto:*grabs shirt collar*Any anime guy who wants her will get the motherfucking crap beaten out of them!

Jess:-___-''' Yet again, I love my Seto-kun....Oh! I finally have a guestbook AND counter! See:

   Pretty, isn't it?

Seto:Shouldn't you place that at the bottom?

Jess:Don't know my lil' inu-shonen...

Seto:DONT CALL ME THAT! I'M NOT A PUPPY!

Jess:Why?

Seto:BECAUSE I AM A WOLF DEMON!

Jess:Okay my strong white wolf.*kisses his cheek*

Seto:^_^ Now that's more like it...Thank you kami for giving me an obidient mate! *scratches her ears as she purrs*

Jou:Get a room!!!

Inuyasha:That's my line, mutt! *whops Jou upside the head*

Jess:My friend. I can't spell her name, so we just called her Inuyasha...

Inuyasha:-_____-''''

Jess:Okay. And people...SIGN MY GODDAMN GUESTBOOK, ONEGAI!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ASSMONEKYS!!! 

5/29/04 11:08 a.m.

Roku: Sowwie I haven't updated...a bunch of crap has been happening so uh...you get it. But, the 'Dirty Dancing' soundtrack's helping me cope.\

Seto: Mm-hmm...except this song. It's gonna make you cry...

Roku: *Singing really pretty.* Que fuel beso de finale....

Seto: *relaxing while hearing her sing* Oh, FYI, we're in Houston due to Jesse's cuz's graduation, so you get it.

Roku: *play's 'Do you only wanna dance'?* Come on, sexy!

Seto: SAyonara! I gotta go and dance with my wife!

7/20//04

Roku: *snore, purr, snore, purr...* Sleepy...

Seto: Get up before your clock is even more screwed than before!

Roku: Pillow...*sleeps on Seto's head who just frowns*

Seto: Oh, God...Oh, people, her mother has little finances so it'll be some time before she can really update this webpage of hers...

7/23/04

Seto: Well, now the baka's happy she can download MIDIs at the library...BUT WHY MR. WONDERFUL!

Roku: *dancing to Mr. Wonderful* Kiss me...

Seto: Oh, and on Anime urm Stuff, she has another MIDI.

7/28/04

Seto: *calms down while listening to Fukai Mori midi file*  This is relaxing...finally, not something riduculous

Roku: Oh, and all from now on, all shall adress me as Rokuneko or Roku! That is my new name! Or Kakumei/Kaku! That is all. And when I am older, I shall change my true name to Jessica Hayden. Because my last names not really my last name, considering my grandmama is dead and my grandfather's not really my grandfather.

Seto:*rubbing back*Ssh, calm down. What my wife means is this...she's going to a counseler and her computer's out of commision. Sorry fans of her stories and people whom like me. And so far, she's terrified like Satan's chasing her with a cattle prod.

Jess:O_O *shouts at ground* I"m not going to Hell or Heaven, Satan! So stop making me kill myself!!!

Seto:U___U There, she said it. That's why she's going to a counseler in the first place. *pats her head while she's on his lap while reading her mind* No, you are not going to jump out the second floor window of the library. 'Sides, the only thing that will happen is that you'll be in a coma, delaying the inevitable.

Jess:T_T Don't you care about me? *begging at him*

Seto:Of course I do! But God, you're a cat, not a mutt. So get on your feet and stop acting like a cat afraid of water.

Jess:?___? I'm not afraid of water....

Seto:-___- In other words, stop being a wimp and get used to the facts! You have issues. I'll be in chibi form, in your pocket when you go to the counseler. Let's hope you sing like a canary and not get sent to either A) a hospital for nutjobs[no offense for those of you out there] or B)An asylum where you'll go from sleeping like a rock to looking like a phantom due to insomnia.

Jess: *little tears* What if I have to go, though? Strange, that rhymed.

Seto:Quit changing the subject. And don't tell me you weren't paying attention! I said I'm going with you! Jeez, no wonder your mom has to yell at you.

Jess: O`___________`O KEEP HER OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto:u___u' And she still blames this whole thing on her mother.

Jess:SHE FORCED ME TO BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto:*getting pissed*HE WAS 19!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT SHE'LL DO?! SAY THAT IT'S GREAT THAT YOU WERE DATING A GUY WHO COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU?!

Jess:*stays silent*

Seto:Oh, God...not this...

Jess:*little rain cloud appears over her head*Oh, happy day. My husband hates me...*takes out little black umbrella with spiderweb designs and says 'Being social is a choice. I choose to be anti.'

Seto:?_? What the...?

Jess:*walks away*

Seto:-_-Why does she have to be such a damn antisocial gothic? It's bad enough she wants to study dark arts just to kill her tormenters...now she's going to be either sleeping on the floor or on the couch. Or possibly worse...such as the doghouse outside.

Jess:*comes back*

Seto:That was fast...

Jess:*hits him with wet umbrella*Don't get apologetic with me at this point, Seto Kaiba. You know what I came her for. My pic of you, my lyrics, and my book that I'm using for English.

Seto:*rubs head*That's why you don't marry demons. They have better strength than an oversized body-builder.

Jess:Shut the fuck up! *snatches what she came for, checks out book and leaves...again, but after stopping* May all assholes I hate be sent into the flames of Hell, I'll be the Queen of Darkness, and I shall enjoy watching my life's tormenter's suffer for eternity. Except animals. Animal torturers...be warned. Come now, my dark creatures. *Cheshire and Sabbath come* Good kitties. Let us go forth and see to it certain people are destroyed.