Why you say? Why not I say? Right here we have some reasons to vote Kermit for president

President of the future.2004-till he quits

1. Because it's Kermit.
2. Crime will be up 75%
3. Rocky will die
4. Bob will get a cell phone but he will rack up his phone bill so he will beg Kermit for money.
5. Bob will join Kermit
6. Kermit and Bob will nuke the squirrelies.
7. Ernie and Bert will be forced to get a room.
8. Kermit will release a new line of clothes, bikes(23 speed) and cars called Green speed.
9. The Kermit help line operatring 23/7 (Kermit needs some time to himself to go for a ride on his 23 speed)
10. Kermit will open up the world biggest mall it will take up all of Canada so we will be forced to live in the mall. It has hotels named the Green Inn. As well as special stores such as: a bakery called Kookie Kermit, Bob's cell phones (wherever you are Bob's bill will be sent to you)a candy store the size of B.C. named John John and the Silver Metallic Bon Bon and a pet store named Kurious Kermit.
11. Kermit will buy out Microsoft and put Bill Gates in poverty(for once) and his money will go to you.
12. Free food.
13. Freddy and Kermit will team up in Jasons dreams and nuke him.
14. The amount of you're bills will be multiplied by 5.
15. The last reason: You know you want to.