Please Note
Do not take these horoscopes seriously or follow their advice! I will not be held responsible for your prison sentences
Aries
Your evil grin brightens the room. You'll attend many parties with other zombies thanks to your deadly personality and style. Just be sure not to overbook yourself: zombies can get very angry when turned down...
Taurus
Finish your appearance with deathly, skimpy costumes, scars and knives. You'll feel much more organized
and prepared to kill on your way out the door if your look fits the job,
Gemini
Everyone wants you on their hit-team because your enthusiasm is contagious and you inspire friends to do their best. Keep up the positive attitude and soon you will be ruler of the underworld.
Cancer
If you're looking for innovative ways to furnish your living space, search through antique stores for gothic candles, blood-stained furniture and cute little daggers.
Leo
Do you have a passion for music and performance? Start a noise band, with blood-curdling screams and cute dance moves that will wow your audience! Think Gwen Stefani meets Metallica
Virgo
Do you need to update your wardrobe? Shop for quality rather than quantity. A few classic, well-made gothic dresses will last longer than a closet full of cheap clothes... Although these do tend to rip easier...
Scorpio
Make an effort to get in touch with old friends. You won't believe how many memories you have to share with them, and new adventures to tell them - remember that time your head got cut off and you spent a week sewing it back on? That was the person that did it!
Libra
Look for a high action activity to match your boundless energy today! Go death-clubbing, rollerkilling or even order a kill-it-yourself takeaway!
Sagittarius
Make an investment that's both practical and fashionable: pick out the perfect pair of jeans. Dress them up at night with your favorite gun-belt, or downgrade to daytime casual with old-school daggers.
Capricorn
Get your name out there by designing a business card. Choose high quality paper and cool lettering. Make sure its wipe clean to avoid blood-stains!
Aquarius
Are you rushing around all the time? Slow down and enjoy the process as much as the final product. The act of saving your family from an evil gummy bear is just as much fun as killing it afterwards.
Pisces
If you have supreme technical skills and a love for the arts, get involved with working for talented dragon slayers - their Karate skills are a beautiful form of art as they OWN that monster!