08.31.04 - THE NEW PAGE IS DONE! STOP LOOKING AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GO THERE NOW... www.jpagerock.beetlenation.com

7/14/04 - I just updated the shows page! Too many local shows...

6/29/04 - So, I'm finally updating this thing...but I'm pretty sure no one reads it, so who cares...right? Anyway, the shows went as well as first-fourth shows can go...nobody got arrested, the van didn't break down, we made it through all the songs without stopping, we saw lots of old friends, etc...it was good. Right now we're all working our shitty jobs, working on some new songs, and playing a couple of local shows soon. Hopefully we'll record something within the next couple months, and J. Page(the asshole, not the band) will find the time between making yo-yo videos and serving over priced itallian food to finish desiging the real website. OK, I guess that's it. Let me know that you actually look at this stupid page, and maybe I'll update it more often. Anyway, take care.

-Mike

5/28/04 - The new page is being designed, here's the url... http://www.jpagerock.beetlenation.com/

5/12/04 - Welcome to our extremely temporary website. For some reason none of these "free website" providers want me to be able to make a really plain looking site, as I'd like to...hence the stupid fucking graphics all over the site. Whatever...a real site is in the works.

Anyway, we're finally playing some shows...check out the shows page for the dates, places, and times.

Who the hell are we, you ask? Check out the bio page. duh.