Just answer these questions and send them to us at:  jorgenessisnexttogodliness@hotmail.com

1. Name:
2. Age/Birthday:
3. Location: 
4. Email/AIM: 
5. Your very own appendage (given by us, with Jorge's authority):                        
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club?
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom:
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?                                                        
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is its definition?
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go, silly)?
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say?
13. Most memorable Jorge moment?
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture?

*We will try our best to get your profiles on soon after you send them*

P.I.C. #2 Sai
2. Age/Birthday: Sept 4, 1987
3. Location: chicago
4. Email/AIM: gcblue15
5. Your very own appendage:   TBA                  
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? I was forced into it. I really didn't want to join. He made me.. he said if I didn't I'd be banned from the okgo boards forever which I'm thinking may have been the better choice.
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom "blizow!"... it's the original, of course its the best.
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? both, he's exactly like those new hybrid cars.
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan? I heard his name uttered among crowds at shows... usually spoken with fear. I  understand now why those poor people were so scared. :)                                                        
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is its definition? erkloptinooqee: (adj.) Relating to or condition of being like koala bears.
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? hot hot heat and good charlotte
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? been there done that... I would say that.
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? meeting him of course!!... that's the correct answer, right?.
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? those are my dogs...

#.5B-
2. Age/Birthday -  TBD...
3. Location -
4. Email/AIM -
5. Your very own appendage:
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club?
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom -
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? 
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition? 
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)?
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say?
13. Most memorable Jorge moment?l
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? 

#2. Sara
2. Age/Birthday: 14, February 25, 1989
3. Location: NY/NJ...whatever you want it to be, baby.
4. Email/AIM: SpazzingDuck@yahoo.com, SpazzingDuck
5. Your very own appendage: Jorge's Tuning Fork
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? He helped me through a lot when my friendBrandon died. Plus he is one sexy bitch. 
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Blizow...a dur dur...
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? Jorge is definitely a bot. A love bot. Haha.
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?There is no man...it's a machine, bitch!                                               
10. What fabricated word would you use to describeJorge and what is it's definition? shankneefee! Haha it reads: 'adjective, more awesome than humanly possibly. so much more that we dont think its human. see jorge.'
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? Hot HotHeat...well as of this week, anyway.
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? You can be a real boy if you really want to. 
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? Too many to name, my friend, too many to name. But Jorge is one awesome computer. 
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? I think it is fucking awesome.
 
  
#3. Laura
2. Age/Birthday:  16/9.24.86
3. Location:  chatsworth, California
4. Email/AIM: this one
5. Your very own appendage: Jorge's Camera            
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? It's Blizow. How awesome is that word??? Jorge is the man
even thought there are no southern cali dates.
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: I think it's Blizow!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? I don't know about the insanely intelligent part, 
Hah, so he must be a real person!!!
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan? I've got connections                
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition? stupendous, the definition would be 
marvelous, but i just love that work because right when you think someones gonna call you stupid they go 
11. What's your favorite band (besides Ok Go): Ooo that's a toughy, I would have to say Everybody else at the moment
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say?  hahahahahahahhah
13. Most memorable Jorge moment?  Anytime he talks about 7th heaven
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? best picture *ever* i just love pugs, oh it's oh so perfect for jorge's  posse

#4.  Chelsea Schwartz
2. Age/Birthday : 20 / September 24, 1982
3. Location : Austin, TX
4. Email/AIM : definitelydan@yahoo.com / Uncool Rockstar
5. Your very own appendage: Jorge's Typewriter                        
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club?: Because he said he'd take off the DDDD link from the main site and ban me from the boards if I didn't...Or maybe that was just a dream I had.
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom : It's more like words of wisdom, but when he told me to tell my friend to quit her job and drive to Dallas to go see OK Go. Cause OK Go is more important after all.
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?: He's a real person. Definitely. Because a computer would be way more efficient...I mean, less acute to the television and entertainment world...yea that's what I meant...
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?:  From the wonders of the official OK Go newsletter.

10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition?: Marsalago, no? and it speaks for itself.
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? : Beck
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say?: Do you need an assistant?
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? : How thrilled Jorge got about the 7th Heaven guys CD. haha.
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? : It's too sexy for words.

#5. Ella Mackowiak
2. Age/Birthday : 15/02/8/88
3. Location : Maine
4. Email/AIM : stellaabo@yahoo.com/stellaabo
5. Your very own appendage: Jorge's Kaleidoscope                      
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club?: Jorge is ruler of everything, yes including you. and i love jorge. 
hes a cool man, and deserves this club to be full of people :)
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom : Blizow or Flooooooooorty noorty poo!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?: Insanely intelligent MAN or Beast.  we havent really figured it out yet.
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?:  Okgo
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition?: blazonian = mucho cool
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? : Taking Back Sunday/Audiovent
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say?:iloveyoujorgeyourockmyworld
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? : Everything I've ever heard by him
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? : it's hot. I repeat h-o-t
 
#6.  Amanda the Rejected Sponge 
2. Age/Birthday:  14 / 12-23-88
3. Location:  Tucson, Arizona        
4. Email/AIM: Wildcatz246@aol.com; AIM: OKGoGetOverIt6
5. Your very own appendage:   Jorge's Slippers             
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club?:  Cuz he called me a jerk... then apologized, i owe it to him, and he said ok go is comin back 2 tucson..
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Wizzity hwat bam boom! 
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?: we may NEVER know
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?:  the boards.. wait i mean he stalked ok go fans
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition?:  jackassery : foolish action or behavior
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)?:  hmmm all american rejects orrr 12 stones
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say?: snickerdoodle...
13. Most memorable Jorge moment?:   the chat room
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture?:  makes me hungry... but not for hotdogs.. more like chicken fingers!posse

 
#7.  Marisa/Mari 
2. Age/Birthday: 20/ nov. 2
3. Location: san antonio, tx
4. Email/AIM: the one above/ the fixx is inn
5. Your very own appendage: Jorge's Eternal Flame Plug-in                 
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club?  becuz jorge's name is pronounced "whore-heh"
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Smacaroony!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?  i think he's a bunny
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?  by reading the national enquirer                                                  
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition? chexy/alt. of sexy?
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? the strokes...HOLLA
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? who are you wearing?
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? all moments are memorable
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? I don't think a hotdog salesman wants to go home and cook weiners all day...if you know what I'm saying.

#8.   Jessie
2. Age/Birthday:  16/ November 14, 1986
3. Location:  new york
4. Email/AIM: poisonflower@runbox.com / anangryfish
5. Your very own appendage: TBA            
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? It's Blizow. How awesome is that word??? His odd love of 7th Heaven is equally endearing, as are his random, clever comments here and there and his excellent newsletters. thanks, jorge!!
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Blizow!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? I think I talked to him once, so I'm *pretty* sure he's human. But don't hold me to that.
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan? I think I emailed him to make sure a show I was going to was on, and before that, I hadn't known who he was. But after getting a few newsletters, I certainly did.                                      
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition? lurple-flarq / LERpul flARK / adj. 1. Of or characterized by extreme funniness. n. 2. One who always answers emails, even if they're stupid. 3. One that is capable of making up supercool words, like "Blizow!"
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? They Might Be Giants
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? Blizow!
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? Probably his interview thing on This American Life....so sad! so funny!
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? Those poor, poor dogs.

#9. Husna ******** Sheriff

2. Age/Birthday: 18/4th September

3. Location: My house, England

4. Email/AIM: gyptified@hotmail.com

5. Your very own appendage: TBA

6. Why or how has Jorge made you want to join this club? Jorge c'est magnifique

7. Favorite Word of Wisdom:

8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?  Jorge is an insanely intelligent real person

9. How did you come to know the man with the plan?  the witty and eloquently written ok go newsletters

10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is its definition?  Intellectual

*Of or relating to the intellect

*Rational other than emotional

*Appealing to or engaging the intellect: An intellectual book; an intellectual problem.

*Having or showing intellect. especially to a high degree

11. What's your favorite band: er...  the all new adventures of us

12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him, what would you say? Je suis un omelete du fromage.

13. Most memorable Jorge moment: n/a

14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? what hotdog picture?

#10. Anna 
2. Age/Birthday: 17/June 11 
3. Location: Seattle 
4. Email/AIM: you know my e-mail, durr/ladyxanax15 
5. Your very own appendage: TBA
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? He's sent me an ORANGE bag in the mail. He has to be on our side. 
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Flooooody ba bam! 
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? There isn't a computer in the world to match 
Jorge's insane wit. 
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan? the ever-amusing OK Go boards 
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition? portugese style cheese, for no reason other 
than it rhymes. 
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? Queen! and Rooney. 
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? Blizow! 
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? mmm can't put my finger on one. they're ALL memorable?yes. 
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? it's damn secksay

#11. Sara Marie L
2. Age/Birthday: 18/December 31, 1984
3. Location: Seattle, WA
4. Email/AIM: hoarseraven@thebard.ws, MeltedRaven (AIM)
5. Your very own appendage: TBA                       
6. Why or how has Jorge made you want to join this club?: Jorge is awesome.  He holds the world together. (The OK Go world, that is)
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Gaffladiddy-doo!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? A combination of both (but really, he's a god)
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?: Message boards!                                                      
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is its definition? Shalridffha (Full of cleverness)
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? Rooney
12.  If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? : "You do everything.  I wish I was as wonderful as you are."
13. Most memorable Jorge moment?: When he got all excited about the Stephen Collins CD.
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? : Heeheehee

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#12.  Lydia
2. Age/Birthday: 18/2.19.85
3. Location: Dirty Jerz
4. E-mail/AIM: Rather not say???I don't need any stalkers.
5. Your very own appendage: TBA                    
6. Why or how has Jorge made you want to join this club?: Jorge's a nice dude, and I've actually met him before.  I was going to make a club, because everyone was getting clubs, but I didn't have the time or dedication that you guys have, so I'm joining this one.
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Blizow, obviously.
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? He's as real as real can get.
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?:  The message board, like most other people I would imagine.
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is its definition?  Originabesterrificabulous maybe?  The definition is pretty obvious.
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)?  Sublime/Spiraling.
12.   If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? : I was standing around by the merch at Irving Plaza in February, and dude was like "Oh, you got the bag," and I said "yeah," and he told me about a new bag that was going to come out, and then I said "what is your name?" and he said "Jorge" and I was like "hi, I'm Lydia" and he was like "oh, hi!"because we already knew each other through the computer!  So if I saw him again, I'd be like "what up Jorge, remember me?"
13.  Most memorable Jorge moment?: He took a picture of Tim and I, and then Tim took a picture of Jorge and me.
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? : It is quite the entertaining picture.  The catsup-ed one is cuter.

#13.  Rachael
2. Age/Birthday: April 4, 1983 (20... OMG I'm 20 *freaks out*)
3. Location: Columbus, Ohio

4. Email/AIM: barbash.4@osu.edu/Leikela4
5. Your very own appendage: TBA
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? Jorge is all seeing and all knowing
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: shloop. Short and to the point!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? I only wish I knew...
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan? well, I once got an e-mail from him because he noticed that I never read my PM's
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is it's definition? Flappooie! = Jorge loves editing posts
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, Abandoned Pools, Spiraling
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? So you have a head huh?
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? I *heart* pictures in sigs
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture? sorry, I'm a vegetarian. I don't look at hot dogs

#14. Jessica
2. Age/Birthday 18... 07/11/84
3. Location california
4. Email/AIM: break@youbreakme.org
5. Your very own appendage: TBA                      
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? how has he not?
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom: Keetchy Moo, Fleetchy Tu. 
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world? hmmm... i'm going with real person.
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan? the boards.
10. What fabricated word would you use to describeJorge and what is its definition? markschoeneckerific.  it means he's as wonderful as mark schoenecker.
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? radiohead, phantom planet, travis.
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? please apply yourself to me sweetly.
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? i have no "Jorge moments" to tell of.
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture?  i think it's HOTT.

#15. Ekka
2. Age/Birthday: 16/5.6.86 
3. Location : Red Bluff, CA
4. Email/AIM : theacire@aol.com  Sumsimplegcglory
5. Your very own appendage: TBA              
6. Why or how has jorge made you want to join this club? Jorge is awesome..he's really nice to me.
7. Favorite Word of Wisdom:  Schmuflarg!
8. Is Jorge a real person or just an insanely intelligent computer fooling the world?: I think he's real
9. How did you come to know of the man with the plan?: I came to the Msg board and saw his posts..I've talked to him a few times through PM                                                         
10. What fabricated word would you use to describe Jorge and what is its definition? sporkworthy: worthy enough for sporks, which are the coolest things in the world
11. What's your favorite band (besides OK Go)? Good Charlotte
12. If you met Jorge and could say one thing to him what would you say? I think I would be speechless. 
13. Most memorable Jorge moment? Jorge?s advice to me
14. What do you think of the hot dog picture?: No comment

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