12.19.04 An apology, my children.
Due to circumstances beyond both Anna's and my control, the site has been lacking a ton recently, but Oh My Goodness..... we're back. Start sending in applications kids ----> jorgenessisnexttogodliness@hotmail.com. Feel free to email us with any ideas you have regarding the site or anything you want really.
Since last year, I'm sure a ton has happened, but... we think it's time for a fresh start, yes? yes.
There's still tons of fun for you to immerse yourself with on this wonderful site, so get to it!
And remember: Spread the Love.
Also- Happy/Merry Whatever You Celebrate.
9.12.03 And now I shall avenge my father
There is a lot of editing and construction going on lately with the site. We now have 41 members and they are impatiently waiting to be added to the Harem. We apologize for our slowness, but it will pick up again soon.
Plus, check your inboxes for the latest newsletter. We have a new top secret project! If you're reading this and you have no idea what I'm talking about, it's either because you haven't checked your inbox yet, or you're not a member. If you happen to fall under the latter category, then join and get the info about the project. You won't be sorry you did.
ATTENTION: If you did not receive the newsletter, as some have complained that they haven't, and you are a member, please e-mail us at Jorgenessisnexttogodliness@hotmail.com and we will send you the newsletter again. Sorry to those that didn't receive it. Take care.
8.20.03 JORGE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
We're campaigning. It's time and he's ready.
JORGE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
7.20.03 Hey baby, you're place or mine?
As you can see, we still suck and our apologies to those of you waiting so patiently for your profiles to go up. It WILL happen. Eventually. We recently received some new appendages from Jorge and will give them out shortly, so while you're waiting head on over to the new chat room we have added in the Fun Times section of the site. It's totally hot.
7.8.03 I mistakingly ate my pencil, can I borrow one from you?
Well dearest APP members, we have not been keeping you as updated as we should have. Our apologies. Well, here are some updates, now; the birthday package for Jorge is finally able to be sent off because the slackers finally got their gifts to me. Thank you to everyone that sent random things to me for this project. It is horribly late, but I think he will still appreciate the effort. ;-)
Protect your computer from any dangerous programms. Look for some spyware removal tools!
Update #2: We have a guest book! So why not tip toe over and post a message. It'll be fun.
Update #3: There are many new posse members that have yet to be added. That will be remedied within the next two days. We promise. We thank you for joining though, and hope your zen moments have been plentiful since you joined.
6.18.03 Happy Happy birthday Jorge dear!
Yes kiddies, it is the infamous Jorge's birthday. We hear he's turned 15... but our sources might be wrong. If it's true, though, Jorge, you may return the big bottle of booze Sara and I sent you. ;-) Actually, we have a box -o- surprises soon to be sent out to him in celebration of this glorious day. Sadly, we have been waiting for some slacker posse members to get their gifts to me. Tsk tsk tsk. Hopefully it will all arrive soon so that it can be rushed to the dear man.
6.11.03 Open the cereal box and find your glow in the dark plastic thing!
I just want to tell everyone to join the Circle of Duncan (COD). Why? Because the COD works very closely with the APP. Probaby because it's such a damn cool site and run by the members of the barnyard. The founding presidents are members of the APP (Amina #.5b and Sara #2). Go and join, you won't regret it. Find out more information at the site. The Official COD site
6.2.03 Please Mr. Pilot man, no booze before take off. Have a milk instead. Thanks.
As you all can plainly see, it's been a little while since the site has been updated. No more slacking, my friends! I'll begin by pointing out that we are now linked on the official site, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Let's see, there are three new members, who will be added shortly, and a few people have been given appendages. Those who have received their appendage will get an e-mail shortly with a description of their item (in Jorge's words) and, for some, a bit of history about it.
The Fun Times section has been updated as well and there are some humorous additions that you are all sure to enjoy thoroughly. I'd like to thank one of our newest members, Jaques Strapp, for sharing them with us. Thanks Jaques, you're definitely getting a gold star for the day.
Also, you all should be checking your mail because there is something of intense interest for you to think about. Think, think, think. Check, check, check.
5.04.03
Well, being the geniuses that we are (or that Anna is....), profiles 16 onward have now been added! You can check them out on page 2 of "Jorge's Posse" page. As for the newsletters go, we'll be sending them out periodically. Please email us with suggestions, comments, questions, jokes, hate mails, whatever floats your boat... we'll read it cause it's not like we have anything better to do ;).
4.29.03 Will you miss the sound of the wind when you're living in a plastic bag?
Technology CAN be a wonderful thing, but right now it's just kicking our asses on the site. Apparently, the page with the profiles won't let us edit. This means that members 16-22 can't be added as of now. We're working hard on fixing the problem For all we know, we might just throw unnamed objects at freewebs. Who knows. Good news though: check your mail, guys. You have newsletters. Aren't they pretty?
If you feel like sending us things, please do. We'd love it. It's all about Jorge and Ok Go here, mainly Jorge, though. So send us pretty pretty things. We might feature them.
4.24.03. If you're happy and you know it tango with a friend
The ass kicking just keeps going. We have finally updated the profiles to a perfect and correct state. You may all applaud yourselves for joining and becoming part of something that screams HAWT. So we have up to #15 all lovely on the page. We have been working hard on getting all of your first surprise, it'll be ready soon so keep your excitement flowing and I'll quit talking. And why don't you all tell Jorge how nice he looks today, make him feel special.
4.21.03 Insert quarter for special prize
We have been busy updaters and have added some profiles. We promise that all the profiles we've received so far will be added in completion this week. It's wonderful to see so many people flocking to become a part of the party. We're working on our first surprise for you guys, so look forward to that!
4.18.03 A hoppity hop hop hop splat
Seeing that Easter is right around the corner, the P.I.C would like to wish you all a Happy Easter and would like to provide you with a little Easter greeting. Tell me if I'm wrong, but that card is fuuuuuuuucked up. Trippy. Well, enjoy!
HAPPY EASTER!
