Get your degree at john university!!11!one!!1!.

It's a mighty fine school to get aquanted with. ~says the prospector

The history of the school is rich with... history and education, founded in 1899 by mormans. It enjoyed peace and tranquility in the heart of beautiful Mexico City. After the great fire of mexico city in the year 1981 the school was shut down in favor of opening a school that wasn't pinned down to a location, the school was moved to a giant airplane. Needless to say the airplane idea didn't work out but luckily in the year 1984 the internet was invented by a man named Al Gore. John University had found it's niche and a website was hastily put up.