Joe
"What's your problem? Did the Darth Vader School for Rejects let out early today?"
Male
17 Years Old
New York
United States
Last Login: 2/8/09
Joe's Interests
General: Solving mysteries, hanging out w/friends at Mr. Pizza's, spending time w/the family, playing video games, going out with my gf
Music: I like hard rock, but I can't stand rap!
Movies: Hey, I'm all for a good scary movie! I love crime movies, too! James Bond rules!
Television: Crime shows: I watch NUMB3RS sometimes, but I really like CSI.
Books: I don't normally read a lot, but I'll read a good mystery book every now and then.
Heroes: My dad, Fenton Hardy, and (even though I hate to admit it) my brother, Frank, and Spiderman! Can't forget Spidey!
Joe's Details
Status: In a relationship
Here For: Friends, buisness (Frank told me to put that)
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: 6', Broad Shouldered, Muscular (the ladies love it!)
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Religion: Christian-other
Education: High School
About Me:
I'm Joe Hardy. I'm 17 years old, and I'm a detective. (Sorry, I stink @ writing) I have a brother, Frank, and I live in Bayport with him, my mom, dad, and my aunt Gertrude. I've solved a lot of mysteries w/ Frank, and sometimes we do stuff for secret angencies--can't name them though. I guess that's all for now!!!!
Joe out!
Oh, check out my blog and fourm. It rocks! (Like Me!)
All About Me: Basic Questions
| ~*All About Me*~ | |
| ~*Basic Questions*~ | |
| Name?: | Joe Hardy |
| Nickname(s)?: | Ace Detective, Total Major Hottie! |
| Gender?: | dude, I'm a DUDE! |
| Age?: | 17 |
| Birthplace?: | Bayport |
| You currently live in?: | a house |
| You currently live with?: | my dad, brother, mom, and aunt |
| Do you have brothers &/or sisters?: | one brother, named Frank |
| Hair Color?: | Blonde |
| Eye Color?: | Dazzling blue |
| Height?: | 6' |
| Contacts/glasses?: | No way! |
| Your Heritage?: | American |
| Right Handed or Left Handed?: | Righty |
| Shoe Size?: | 12 |
| Any Pets?: | nope |
| Do you have any tattoos?: | nope--I want one though |
| Do you have any piercings?: | no |
| ~*More About Me*~ | |
| Hobbies?: | solving mysteries |
| Do you Play Sports?: | you bet I do: football, baseball, basketball, softball, track--basically anything! |
| Bedtime?: | whenever I want! |
| Favorite Sport to Play?: | football! |
| Favorite Sport to Watch?: | football! |
| Number of CDs you own?: | I lost count at five hundred |
| Number of songs on your IPOD?: | thousands |
| The Shoes You Wore Today?: | what kind of question is that? |
| Your Weakness?: | I'm too impuslvie |
| Hate Anything?: | evil people--and Frank being a smart butt |
| Any Fears?: | Nah, none--I'm fearless!!! |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year?: | Not get kidnapped five hundred times |
| Whats your longterm Dream Goal?: | to marry Vanessa, move to the big city, own my own detective agency, and have tons of Sherlock Holmes babies! |
| Nightowl or morning person?: | nightowl |
| Your best vacation?: | London |
| What do you do when your bored?: | usually? get kidnapped |
| What do you like for a late night snack?: | chocolate |
| What country would you most like to Visit?: | Dunno. I've visited half of them already |
| Ever been Drunk?: | no |
| Ever been High?: | never |
| Do you play an Instrument?: | nope |
| Are you a Health Freak?: | not really |
| Do you get Motion Sickness?: | nope |
| Do you belive in yourself?: | totally |
| Do you want to get Married?: | to Vanessa! |
| Do you Shower Daily?: | no, duh! |
| Do you sing?: | me? sing? like an angel. No, I suck. |
| Ever Shoplifted?: | no--but I stop shoplifters |
| Ever been Beaten up?: | Yeah, sadly. I seem to be the target for evil people's fists. |
| Ever beaten someone up?: | yep. Frank. repeatedly (he's such a wimp) |
| ~*Your School*~ | |
| School name?: | Bayport High |
| Grade?: | Senior |
| Favorite subject?: | I hate them all. |
| Least Favorite subject?: | I just said, I hate them all |
| Do you plan on going to college?: | yes |
| If so,which one?: | don't know yet |
| What are you going to major in?: | Criminal |
| What do you want your career to be?: | PI |
| If you were a teacher,what subject would you teach?:Criminal justice | |
| Have you ever failed a class?: | once. don't tell mom! |
| ~*Favorites*~ | |
| Movie?: | I dunno. Horror, I guess |
| Kind of Music?: | Hard Rock |
| Band/Singer?: | Green Day |
| Store?: | Dunno. The spy shop? |
| Clothing Style?: | in style |
| Number?: | 7 |
| Radio Station?: | 102,1 |
| Animal?: | dog |
| Season?: | spring |
| Vacation?: | Uhhh...this was on here twice |
| Kind of Food?: | junk |
| Drink?: | Dr. Pepper |
| Fast Food Place?: | Taco Bell |
| Restaurant?: | Olive Garden |
| Dessert?: | anything CHOCOLATE!!! |
| Candy?: | anything CHOCOLATE!!! |
| Day of the week?: | Sunday |
| Magazine?: | do comic books count? |
| Cologne?: | Uh..only preps wear that crap |
| Car?: | Mustang??? |
| Sandwich?: | subway |
| TV station?: | Crime shows |
| TV show?: | CSI |
| Swear word?: | uhhh... |
| Thing to do on a hot day?: | make out with vanessa |
| College team?: | New York |
| Baseball team?: | New York |
| Football team?: | NY |
| Basketball team?: | NY |
| Vegetable?: | ew... |
| Board game?: | Life |
| Cereal?: | Peanut Butter Crunch |
| Website?: | fanfiction.net, hardydetectiveagency.com, myspace.com |
| ~*This or That?*~ | |
| Pepsi or Coke?: | Coke |
| McDonalds or Burger King?: | BK |
| Single or Group Dates?: | Single |
| Chocolate or Vanilla?: | chocolate |
| Dog or Cat?: | dog |
| Rain or Snow?: | either |
| Summer or Winter?: | both |
| Day or Night?: | night |
| Phone or computer?: | computer |
| Gold or silver?: | silver |
| Laugh or cry?: | laugh |
| Knock or doorbell?: | doorbell |
| Money or Love?: | love |
| Boxers or Briefs?: | boxers |
| ~*Would you ever*~ | |
| Lie to your parents?: | sometimes |
| Dress up as the opposite sex?: | no |
| Kiss the Same Sex?: | never |
| Eat Poop for 1 Million Dollars?: | yep |
| ~*All Other Random Questions*~ | |
| Who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with?: | Vanessa |
| Have you ever been dumped?: | no |
| Favorite Body Part on Opposite Sex?: | I plead the 5th |
| If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: | Vanessa |
| What Kind of Movies do you like?: | mystery, action, adventure, comedy |
| Ever Skinny dipped?: | no |
| How do you want to Die?: | with a bang |
| Thoughts First Waking Up?: | 'time to go back to sleep' |
| Your Perfect Pizza?: | extra cheese |
| Number of Regrets?: | a few |
| Name of your First Kid?: | Caden or Ariona |
| Do you talk in your sleep?: | me? Never! |
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Joe's Friend's Comments
Callie: You guys are such dorks. Especially you, Joe. 
Vanessa: I love you babe, but...no.
Joe: I changed my mind, nerd boy. Talk to Vanessa about your science. 
Frank: You spelled supposed wrong. Fine. I'll talk to you. Did you know that water's chemical symbol is H2O? It's composed of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements on the periodic table...
Joe: Uh, guys? Can you take this somewhere else? Not that it's not flattering, but can you text or PM or something because you're suppossed to be talking to ME not each other.
Frank: You got that right. 
You nearly broke the mirror in the car this morning. 
Vanessa: You should be. I'm scarier than any crook you've ever met! 
Frank: Oooh, I'm so scared. 
Vanessa: As soon as I get more virtual myspace money, you're going down buddy. 
Frank: Ha. I bought him from you, Van.
Frank: FRANK HAS BOUGHT YOU AS A PET FOR $10,000. YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORTH $13,500. TO BUY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, CLICK HERE.
Vanessa: Hey baby. Call me. Oh,and Chet, he's not housetrained. You learn to live with it. but you won't have to worry, I won't let you buy him from me anyway.
Chet: Man, you sure are popular. Maybe I should buy you as a pet too. 
Then again, I'm not sure if your house trained. 
Vanessa: VANESSA HAS BOUGHT YOU AS A PET FOR $3,000. YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORTH $3,500. TO BUY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, CLICK HERE.
Frank: FRANK HAS BOUGHT YOU AS A PET FOR $500. YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORTH $500. TO BUY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, CLICK HERE.
Vanessa: Hey babe sorry I had to cancel our date tonight but I'm not feeling too well. 
Frank: Joe are you at home? I've tried your cell like five times and nada. So call me back. If you've gotten into trouble again... 
Biff: Killer space, dude!
Vanessa: Hey, babe, cool site!
Frank: You stink.
***My name is Emachinescat and I helped "Joe" put together his "Myspace". Although this is a freewebs account, it was designed to look like a myspace. Be looking for Frank's, coming soon, Joe's photo album, updates on his blog, and more. If you have questions or concerns, email me at josephhardyjoseph@gmail.com
Thanks!***