Cool Barbie calms hot Jerry with sweet kisses...

GTV Studios, Taiwan, January 1, 2004.  A visibly irritated Jerry Yan was seen rushing to a 5-star hotel this evening.  A source said his management called for an urgent meeting regarding his contract.  He was spotted at the GTV studios earlier this afternoon but was seen leaving from the backdoor shortly afterwards.  According to studio eyewitnesses, Jerry Yan argued heatedly on the phone and cooled down only after talking to Barbie Hsu.

"Jerry was pounding his fist on the wall while talking on the phone.  He was that angry!  Barbie rushed to his side to sooth him.  She sat him down and cupped his face while talking to him.  I think she was saying, 'It's okay...it's okay...we can re-schedule...I'll take care of mama'...", said our studio source who works as a personal assistant to Barbie Hsu.

When asked about details of what happened, our source said, "I think there was a sudden change in his schedule and Jerry didn't like it.  Jerry already had the whole evening planned-out.  He's supposed to take Barbie to dinner with his mom because his mom is always asking for Barbie.  He was really emotional about having to cancel, so Barbie had to calm him down.  And believe me, only Barbie can calm Jerry Yan when he's angry."

When asked to explain this, our source continued, "You see, when Jerry gets emotional, he gets really horny (laughs)!  There's no stopping that farm animal in him.  So you can imagine he was all over Barbie again.  I probably shouldn't be saying this, but Jerry likes pinning Barbie to the wall to ensure no escape.  Then a lot of heavy kissing and petting follows...anything to calm him down (laughs)!  If you're Barbie, whadya gonna do?  Just let him, of course!  And, Jerry kisses really well...(laughs)...like, you know -- those deep open-mouth hungry kisses like he doesn't get enough (sigh).  Man, I tell you -- totally predatory! (laughs).  One word – ravenous!"  (Okay, we get it!)

Barbie was later seen escorting a smiling Jerry, hand-in-hand, to his car and behind the wheel.  He was seen pulling down his window and reaching out for Barbie's face for one more kiss before pulling out from the studio.

We went back to GTV the following morning for more juicy information from our studio source, but we were sadly informed that her ass was fired the same day!  (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan happily surprised during his birthday... (Part I)

Marriot Hotel, Taiwan, January 1, 2004.  Jerry Yan was met by the concierge and was whisked to the nearest private elevator leading to the Presidential Suite.  He politely smiled at everyone but had a visible sadness on his face.

"He was quiet the whole time inside the elevator.  When I asked him if he was okay, he just tapped me on the shoulder and said, 'I'll be fine….thank you'…", our concierge said.

"When we got to the Presidential Suite, he was surprised to find the place empty.  I was surprised too.  He turned to me and said, 'I'm supposed to have a business meeting.  Are you sure this is the right room?'.  I told him yes.  He reached for his phone and called someone.  He was really angry. He almost yelled, 'Where are you people?  I moved a very important appointment for you and you're not here on time!  If you're not here in 5 minutes, I'm leaving.'  Jerry was red in the face.", continued our concierge.

"Shortly after that, a group of people emerged and started singing 'Happy Birthday'.  Jerry was shocked momentarily, then started laughing.  I recognize some of the people: Barbie Hsu was holding the cake lighted with candles.  Then there's Ken Zhu, Vic Zhou, and Vaness Wu, his friends.  Barbie's sister was also there.  And, a woman, whom everyone calls 'Angie' – she arranged everything.", our concierge added.

Our concierge seemed very excited about the party and couldn't contain himself as he relayed to us more…

"Jerry rushed to his mom and sister and hugged them.  He said, 'I can't believe you conspired with these deviants!'.  He was laughing so hard.

Then he turned to Barbie and slowly walked towards her.  He had that mischievous grin on his face.  Barbie was backing away, but Jerry continued to walk towards her.  When the song ended, Jerry took the cake from Barbie's hand and gave it to Zaizai.  Then he grabbed Barbie and kissed her right there and then!  Everyone was laughing and cheering at the same time.

Then Zaizai said, 'Hey, blow your candles first! Your cake is melting fast old man!'

Without releasing Barbie, Jerry blew out all the candles.  Then Barbie asked him, 'What did you wish for?'  Jerry just looked at her and said, 'This...', and kissed her again."

Our source noticed that Jerry seemed oblivious to everyone's presence.  He continued to hold Barbie possessively, alternately whispering things to her and kissing her.  As this went on, Ken was heard saying, "Okay, break it up you two!  Jerry, behave!  Remember what your mom taught you -- dinner first before dessert!"

Dee, Vic, and Vaness were said to be laughing, while Jerry's mom and sister were heard saying, "Go on...don't mind us.  You're a big boy now."

Meanwhile, Angie Cai was busy on the phone verifying with hotel security if the suite is truly sound-proof, "bug"-free, and away from any surveillance cameras.

Dinner was served shortly thereafter.

We called our friendly concierge the following morning to ask what happened after dinner, but the hotel told us that they fired his ass that morning!  (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan happily surprised during his birthday... (Part II)

The Marriot, Taiwan, January 1, 2004.  Angie Cai summoned all her forces to arrange a special evening of celebration for his ward Jerry Yan.  Word has it that she flew in a favorite chef of Jerry and Barbie from Hongkong to prepare the sumptuous meal for the evening.

According to the chef (Boy, nobody shuts their mouth these days!), when dinner was served, Zaizai and Ken forced Jerry to sit between them.  Barbie sat as far away as possible choosing to sit beside Jerry’s mom and her sister Dee.

The meal progressed happily.  Everyone enjoyed the food, and champagne flowed like water.  The three boys roasted Jerry no end. Jokes flew all over the place.  It was a very happy occasion.

Jerry's attention was divided between his friends and Barbie of course.  Every so often, he would glance at Barbie.  Barbie and Dee were busy talking to Jerry's mom and sis, and Angie Cai.

As the evening progressed, Ken, Zaizai and Vaness became rowdier, while Jerry became more and more restless.  Ken, noticing Jerry's mood, asked the chef for some coffee.

Suddenly, according to our chef, an interesting interchange took place:

A visibly drunk Jerry suddenly stood up, and shouted, "Hey you! -- Short girl with long hair!  Come here and hold me!"

Barbie was suddenly self-conscious, and said, "Can we have some coffee here please.  And, quickly if possible."  Then Barbie continued talking to the girls, ignoring Jerry.

The F3 were talking among themselves and laughing like idiots.  Jerry remained standing and continued to look at Barbie.  Then out of nowhere, he suddenly said: "I'm in love with you...I've always wanted to say that in public, but I guess I have to settle for this small crowd."

The room fell silent.  Nobody moved an inch.

Barbie was shocked.  She didn't know what to do.

Jerry swayed, almost losing his footing.  Ken caught him and helped him to regain his balance.  Jerry continued to speak, "I'm so drunk.  But, when I look at your face, I'm sober again.  You're my center." 

Then Jerry's face turned grim and started pounding his fist on the table, "I'm sorry I was late in Chiongking when you needed me.  I should have been the one to punch that son-of-a-bitch!"

Then Jerry's voice started to break with emotion, "I'm sorry I'm never there to defend you when the press attacks you because of me.  I'm sorry you have to plan your life around me and lose yourself because of it.  I'm sorry I'm worthless.  But, I love you."

Barbie's hand covered her mouth to keep her from crying.  Jerry's eyes held hers.

Jerry continued, "Please say it. I want to hear you say it.  I need it."

Jerry started to walk towards Barbie.  Vaness and Zaizai stood immediately to support him.  Jerry warded them both and continued to walk.  When he reached Barbie, he pulled her on her feet and held her face, "Please say it….."

Barbie stared at Jerry as they stood.  She touched his face lovingly, and then whispered to him, "I do. I really do…"

That did it for Jerry.  He instantly turned…um…"emotional".  He held Barbie tightly and kissed her deeply.  He almost lost his balance but Ken caught his back and kept him straight.  As the two kissed, Ken was heard saying, "I hope when it's my turn, you'll do the same for me, buddy."

Vaness laughed out loud and said, "Don't worry, you'll never get anywhere close to Rainie Yang."

Zaizai who was also laughing in the background, said, "But, you can get drunk as much as you want and we'll still pick you up. (Laughs)"

Ken grabbed the champagne bottle and started spraying it on Vaness and Zaizai.  The two ducked and continued laughing.

Meanwhile, Angie Cai was busy on the phone verifying with hotel security if the suite is truly sound-proof, "bug"-free, and away from any surveillance cameras.

Later, hotel security confirmed that Jerry and Barbie left the hotel together the following day. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan gets "special treatment" while treating lady love Barbie Hsu...

Taiwan Daily, Entertainment Section, January 2, 2004.  Jerry Yan was spotted this afternoon shopping for lingerie at LaLouve purportedly for Barbie Hsu.

"I think men who shop for lingerie to give their woman are the best lovers. It takes 'mastery of touch' to know the exact size that will fit your woman.", said Madame Troussaud, a French immigrant who owns and operates LaLouve.

LaLouve is an exclusive shop in Taipei specializing in the best names in intimate apparel.  Its clients include taipans and politicians who want to please their women while pleasing themselves.

The front boutique was closed-off immediately as soon as Jerry Yan arrived.

"He came in through the VIP entrance at the back just like all our important clients. We receive them at the back castle...um...that's the inner boutique", said the boutique manager.

According to the boutique staff, Jerry Yan's presence provided central heating to counter Taiwan's cold weather.  He disarmed everyone with his raw manliness.

"You have intimate apparel hanging all over the place and you have a devilishly handsome man like Jerry Yan looking at them.  How would you feel?...I suddenly felt naked before him.  It was almost erotic when he was eyeing the articles...(laughs).  It was just so sexy!", gushed a boutique attendant.

"He was slowly walking around the place examining delicate lingerie...his hands in his pockets...like he was appraising art pieces.  Then from time to time, he would smile, his dimples showing.  Like, he was imagining someone wearing it and was amused by the thought...sooo sexy!", gushed another attendant.

Jerry was said to be unceremonious with his choices.  He knew exactly what he wanted and was not fickle about it.

"Madame showed him our latest selections from Paris.  And, I have to say Jerry has fine taste.  His choices were elegant, tasteful, and what you would call, high-impact.  He chose the most delicate silk lace with minimal patchwork.  You know...softer, more delicate feel for the wearer, and an eyeful for the watcher", said the boutique manager.

The manager said that after Jerry Yan completed his choices, he quickly made a phone call.  At the same time, Madame Troussaud called in three models to present Jerry's choices in case he wants to change his mind.  But Jerry declined, saying that, "She's got a small frame.  I think it's better if she tries it on herself.  She'll be here in a minute."

Shortly thereafter, Barbie Hsu arrived.  She was said to be a little disoriented about the place.

"Jerry quickly went to Barbie and stamped her his deep "you-belong-to-me" kind of kiss.  It was a sweet yet very primal gesture.  Barbie was instantly scarlet! (Laughs) Jerry kinda sensed it so he hugged her tenderly and led her inside", said our source.

When they got inside, the two were overheard teasing each other:

Jerry:  "I was thinking of you this morning.  So, I decided to give you this... (pushing a small box to Barbie)"

(Barbie opens the box and blushes at its contents.)

Barbie:  "You remembered me, and the first thing that came to your mind is this? (Laughs)"

Jerry:  "I'm not ashamed of my lust. (Smiling)."

Barbie:  "You're not ashamed of anything, that's the problem. (Laughs)"

Jerry:  "With you -- no. Try it on."

Barbie:  "I'm sure it fits.  You know my size..."

Jerry:  "I don't want to risk it.  I ordered 30 different pairs and I don't want to come back here just to exchange sizes. Try it on."

Barbie:  "This is your idea of an afternoon date?  A private show? (Laughs)"

Jerry:  "Yes. (Smiling)"

Barbie: "No need. I'm sure it fits... (smiling)"

Our source said that at this point, Madame Troussaud interrupted and offered the private dressing room usually used by wives of her best clients.  She said the room is fully featured and guarantees privacy.  Barbie declined but before she could protest, Jerry had already pulled her to the room and had closed the door bolting it behind them.

Almost an hour later, our source said Jerry Yan emerged from the room, wearing an impish grin on his face.  He went to Madame Troussaud and said that there was a slight problem.  Apparently, the top lingerie had been slightly ripped, as well as one side of the lacy bottom lingerie.  Jerry ordered for another pair and offered to pay for the damaged merchandise.  But, Madame said smiling, "No need Mr. Yan. We'll gladly replace it.  We're used to this kind of reaction from our customers." (A.P, Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry treats himself while treating Barbie ...

Taiwan Express, Entertainment Section, January 2, 2004.  "You better treat me to a nice dinner after that stunt you just pulled you cow!", Barbie Hsu was overheard whispering to a laughing Jerry Yan, as the latter was hugging her at a quiet corner of LaLouve boutique this afternoon.

"They stood there beside the window looking at the skyline...whispering...giggling...kissing.  It's like we were not here! (Laughs)", said one of the boutique attendants.

"Jerry was hugging Barbie from behind.  It's like a straightjacket embrace -- his left hand snaked around her waist while his right arm was across her shoulders.  Barbie had no escape! (Laughs).  He whispered constantly to her ear so of course the necking came naturally.  (Laughs) Jerry's very physical...he demanded kisses as much as he gave.  (Laughs)", said another attendant.

The two were spotted enjoying each other's company at the Lalouve boutique this afternoon, a boutique specializing in intimate apparel.  Apparently, Jerry Yan wanted to treat Barbie Hsu as well as himself.

It was said that after Jerry purchased a ton of goodies, he declined the boutique's offer to have the merchandise modeled for him. Instead, he called Barbie Hsu to surprise her with the gifts and request a "fitting" session.

"Barbie was very shy after emerging from the private dressing room.  Madame Troussaud approached her to ask her if she liked the fit.  She said, 'They fit very well, thank you.'  Jerry was smiling and teasing her so she shot him a look and hissed at him, 'I'm talking about the lingerie…!'  Jerry started laughing loudly and said, 'Of course you are you crazy woman!'...", said our source.

Our source said that the teasing continued as follows:

Barbie:  "Are you crazy?! Why did you double your order? Who needs that many?"

Jerry:  "(Smiles teasingly…) I do."

Barbie:  "You ARE crazy! (Pinching Jerry's nose)"

Jerry:  "Well you saw how fragile it is!  I bet they won't last."

Barbie: "Yeah, blame it on the fabric. (Laughs)"

Jerry:  "Actually, it's your fault...(Smiling...pulling Barbie closer)"

Barbie:  "You don't take responsibility for anything, do you? (Laughs)"

Jerry:  "Nope...just your happiness. (Smiling...staring at Barbie)"

Barbie was stumped.

Jerry: "Slam dunk! (Laughs)"

They were later seen exiting through the backdoor.  Jerry was clasping Barbie's hand while carrying their loot in the other.  As they walked, Jerry was seen kissing Barbie on the forehead before bending his head to fully kiss her on the mouth.  They stopped on their tracks.  Barbie returned the kiss ardently throwing her arms around his neck.  They were later seen giggling loudly and hugging each other as they walked to a black Mercedez.  (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan dotes on "baby" Barbie...

Taiwan Daily, Entertainment Section, January 2, 2004.  The Marriot, Penthouse floor, corner table facing a glass wall that has a breathtaking view of the city skyline below, Jerry Yan was lounging on the couch while Barbie Hsu was perched beside him, her head nooked on his chest.  He was stroking her hair while his lips lightly grazed her forehead.  No words passed between them.  Just the peaceful bliss of knowing where each other was.

Shortly thereafter, dinner was served before them.  Jerry perched himself up and started putting food on both their plates.  Every now and then, he would look at Barbie to ask her what she liked and she would nod.

Jerry alternately spooned food to his mouth and then Barbie.

"He fed her like a baby.  He was doting on her.  Stroking her hair, caressing her back, then pouring wine in her glass and serving her the drink.  She was his queen.  With all the tabloid news about Jerry being…erhm…(giggles)…physical with Barbie, I’m certainly surprised at his tenderness (smiling)", said an onlooker from a distant table.

Eyes locked on each other.  The two cuddled in comfortable silence as they admired the city's skyline.

"They held hands and ate quietly.  After the meal and a bottle of wine, they just stayed as they were -- just quietly sitting there holding each other and having their moment of peace.", said the restaurant manager.

Barbie broke the "peace" when she raised herself to whisper something in his ear and kiss him on the mouth.  It was all Jerry needed to cup her face and return the kiss -- deeply.

Later, they were seen at the hotel's private passage standing and waiting for valet.  They were facing each other.  She was hugging him by the waist while his arms were around her.  Her face upturned to his as they stared at each other.

"They kissed tenderly.  So tender, you can almost hear a pin drop.", said the parking receptionist. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan and Barbie Hsu:  Life, Love, and Popcorn weekends...

Taiwan Nightly, Entertainment Section, January 3, 2004.  Barbie Hsu, who earlier today, attended the album launching of friend and colleague Vic Zhou, was spotted this afternoon at Digital Galaxy in central Taipei shopping for DVDs.  She arrived at a pre-arranged time after closing hours so as not to cause disturbance among shoppers.

Barbie was said to be partial towards classics and love stories.

"She picked 'Gone with the Wind', 'Casablanca', and 'Sabrina' among the classics.  Then she got everything we have on DiCaprio from our recent selections.  She was very excited that we have everything available.  She said she needs it for the weekend", says the video store manager who assisted Barbie.

According to our source, Barbie was busy going through more titles when Jerry Yan arrived through the backdoor.  The ruggedly handsome actor was in jeans and shirt showing his well-toned physique.  He immediately asked for Barbie upon his arrival.

"When Jerry found Barbie, he immediately reached out to her.  He likes hugging her a lot, unmindful of where they are.  It's Barbie who's very conscious of her surroundings.  She's very shy", says the store manager.

"Jerry's very playful.  The more Barbie resists, the more he persists.  He would toy with her ponytail to pull back her head and gain access to her lips.  And then he would kiss her nonstop until she can't do anything but let him.  He enjoys winning her over.  She ends up giggling at his antics all the time", says a store attendant.

According to a source very close to Jerry, the two always come to the store every first weekend of the month to buy DVDs.

"Jerry calls it popcorn weekend.  It's a full weekend at his bachelor's pad where they do nothing but eat Barbie's cooking, watch DVDs, and according to Jerry, 'know each other better'...". (Ehrm...)

This close source also says that Jerry deliberately fashioned the pad with just three amenities -- a fully furnished kitchen for Barbie, a hotel-styled toilet and bath, and a huge 'playroom', as Jerry fondly calls it, with nothing but a king-sized bed and a digital entertainment system.

Jerry said there's no need for a living room or dining room because they won't be entertaining visitors anyway.

"Knowing Jerry, I bet Barbie will never make it to the kitchen.", concludes our source. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan beats Leonardo DiCaprio for Barbie Hsu...

Taiwan Express, Entertainment Section, January 3, 2004.  Jerry Yan was spotted sneaking through the backdoor of Digital Galaxy today supposedly to meet with Barbie Hsu.  The two have been spotted at least once a month at the store during closing hours to shop for DVDs.  According to a close source, Barbie indulges Jerry's favorite hobby apart from eating, and that is watching movies on DVD.

"Jerry looks forward to these private weekends because he gets all his three wishes at once -- Barbie all to himself, Barbie's cooking, and watching DVDs", says a close source.

The two were said to be enjoying each other's company while shopping for movie titles varying from romance to action movies.  They were overheard teasing each other over their choices:

Jerry:  "TITANIC!?! Are you serious?"

Barbie:  "It won an Oscar for Best Picture, in case you didn't know."

Jerry:  "I'm glad he drowned in the end. He deserved it."

Barbie:  "(Laughing) What are you talking about? He sacrificed his life!"

Jerry:  "Would it be so hard if they switched places from time to time so they could both live? It's stupid. I'd rather watch Terminator."

Barbie:  "Hah! You mean the robot with an Austrian accent? How the hell did that happen? What could be more stupid than that? (Laughs)."

Jerry:  "At least it has a sci-fi twist to it."

Barbie:  "There's nothing scientific about it.  He comes back from the future to battle another robot who's also from the future. Why did they have to come to the present then? Why not just fight there in the future – in their own time.  I'll tell you why, so they can make this stupid movie. (Laughs)"

Jerry:  "At least he saved the boy.  That wimp Jack can't even save himself from drowning.  And don't tell me he saved the girl, coz the girl saved herself."

Barbie:  "Fine!"

Jerry:  "Fine!"

(Silence.  They picked their own corners and rummage through other titles.  Then...)

Jerry and Barbie (at the same time):  "Lord of the Rings?"

(They both laugh.)

Jerry:  "Titanic's fine.  I don't care.  As long as you're happy with it. (Winks and smiles)"

Barbie:  "Really? Okay then..."

Jerry:  "(Smiling) But...but...'Lord of the Rings' is fine too...if you want..."

Barbie:  "No, I like Titanic more.  Leonardo DiCaprio's there."

(Silence.  They both continue poring through the titles.  Then Jerry speaks…)

Jerry:  "I just found out something here."

Barbie:  "(Giggles)  What? That you're so smitten with me you're willing to grit your teeth for three hours of 'Titanic'?  (Giggles)"

Jerry: "Actually,  an entire weekend. 'Depends on how many times you want to watch it."

(Barbie was moved.  She reaches out to Jerry and puts her arms around his neck.)

Barbie: "You know what?  You're right.  Jack's a wimp."

(Jerry puts his arms around Barbie.  He smiles, his dimples showing...)

Jerry: "You know what?  I don't think I'm watching any DVDs this weekend.  I think I'll be very busy..."

Barbie: "Nononono, no!  You said we're watching!"

(Jerry’s cuts Barbie in mid-speech with a kiss.  They kiss deeply and in total abandon.  Erhm…Hello!  You're in a video store you two.  Yes it's closed from other customers but, just so you know, the security camera got everything! ...Okay, breath or you'll both have brain damage!)

Sometime later...

(Erhm! Yup, they finally made it to the cash register...)

Store Manager:  "Did you like our selection?"

(Jerry puts their stash at the counter.)

Jerry:  "All the classics she chose, then, 'Lord of the Rings 1 & 2', and...ehrm...'Titanic'."

Barbie:  "We don't have to... (smiling)"

Jerry:  "(Smiling) We won't.  I'll make sure you're too tired to watch it. (Laughs)"

The two were later spotted walking through the backdoor and towards a black Mercedez.  The store manager is amazed at how they made it to the car.

"They were kissing while walking.  It's amazing how they can get to the car without getting run over. (Laughs)" (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Lady cashier faints at the sight of Jerry Yan and Barbie Hsu...

Taiwan Daily, Entertainment Section, January 4, 2004.  A black Mercedez was spotted around close to midnight last night parked in front of 'Anytime! Everytime!' store, a convenience outlet in central Taipei open 24-hours a day.  Jerry Yan clutching the hand of Barbie Hsu was seen entering the store and shopping for popcorn and ice cream.

"We have very few customers at that hour so they hardly caused a commotion.  It was my wife who caused some problems.  She fainted at the cash register upon seeing the two.  Mr. Jerry Yan carried her to my office and Ms. Barbie Hsu fanned her while I got some ammonia", said the storeowner.

The two had finished picking up popcorn kernels, butter, and pints of ice cream and were at the counter when, according to the storeowner, his wife, who was at the cash register suddenly yelped and just fell to the floor.

"Mr. Jerry Yan and Ms. Barbie Hsu were very apologetic.  They kept saying sorry.  I was so embarrassed.  I told them they need not pay but Mr. Yan insisted.  Ms. Barbie Hsu kept asking whether they should take my wife to the hospital... They're such nice people.", said the storeowner.

When we asked how the two acted while they were shopping, the storeowner said,  "I didn't recognize them because they were in casual attire.  I thought he was some athlete.  But Ms. Hsu struck me as very pretty.  She's beautiful", began our source.

"Jerry kept putting chips and other junk food in their cart, while Barbie kept putting them back and replacing them with organic equivalents.  Each time she did that, Jerry would complain and she would scold him that it's unhealthy.  Then he would kiss her and she would be giggling.  It took them a while to finish coz they were kissing and hugging all the time.  I never thought picking groceries could be so interesting.  After sometime, they finally finished and rolled to the counter.  Then my wife saw them and that's when she fainted...", concludes our source.

According to the storeowner, Jerry and Barbie autographed his wife's apron before leaving.  Barbie signed as "Shiu Xi Yuan", but Jerry simply signed "Liao" (his real surname) and placed it at the beginning of Barbie Hsu's name making it "Liao Shiu Xi Yuan". (A.P., Reuters)

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Barbie Hsu soothes Jerry Yan with bubble gum...

Taiwan Daily, Entertainment Section, January 15, 2004.  A scowling Jerry Yan was spotted waiting at the first class lounge of the airport an hour after he landed from Malaysia.

"He has been sitting there quietly since he arrived.  He doesn’t seem to be in a good mood.", said the ground steward.

Apparently, Jerry Yan has been waiting for rumored girlfriend Barbie Hsu who has been held up due to last minute rescheduled appointments and traffic.  Barbie was seen rushing to the private enclave as soon as she arrived at the airport.

"She was visibly stressed seeing Jerry waiting for her.  I think Jerry has a thing against waiting that Barbie knows only too well.", said our source.

Our source said that Jerry stood up upon seeing Barbie enter the room.  Barbie's worried look didn't seem to move him, as his face remained expressionless.  Barbie proceeded to explain to Jerry the cause of her delay.  She was heard apologizing profusely.

"She said something like the presscon for 'Mars' was delayed by an hour.  Then she was caught in traffic because of a three-car collision on the highway.  Jerry just stood there staring at her.  You could see she was tensed.", said our source.

When she couldn't get anything out of Jerry, Barbie was overheard saying:

"Will you please say something. Anything!"

(Nothing from Jerry.)

"Do you want something to drink?  Water?  Juice?"

(Jerry shaking his head.  Still nothing.)

"Are you hungry? We could grab a bite..."

(Still nothing.  Barbie rummaged through her purse.)

"Do you want a gum?"

(Nothing.)

"Fine!!!"

(Barbie un-wrapped the gum and put it in her mouth.)

According to onlookers, no sooner than Barbie could chew her gum, Jerry had lunged at her lips and kissed her hungrily.  When he surfaced from the kiss, he was chewing her gum!  Barbie's face was red with embarrassment.  She giggled profusely and buried her face in Jerry's neck.  Jerry hugged her possessively in return.  He was said to be laughing at her and was heard saying, "This gum is sweeter than others... How come? What brand is this?"

The two were later seen at a private exit path waiting for the airport limousine.  Barbie had her arms around Jerry's waist as Jerry's hands cupped her face.  He was heard saying, "God, I missed this face...", before bending to kiss her yet again. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Barbie Hsu succombs to exhaustion.  Jerry Yan to the rescue...

Taiwan Daily, Entertainment Section, January 17, 2004.  A visibly exhausted Barbie Hsu arrived at the Taiwan airport today after a hectic one-day press stint in the Philippines as product endorser of Pantene Smooth-and-Silky shampoo.  Barbie, who was hidden behind dark shades, was escorted to a private enclave where Jerry Yan was supposedly waiting for her.

"Jerry arrived about 30 minutes early, before Barbie's plane landed.  He was whistling and seemed to be in high spirits.  He cheerfully chatted with airport personnel", said our source.

According to a ground stewardess, as soon as Barbie entered the room, Jerry rushed to the doorway to meet her.  She nearly fell onto him, but he was quick to catch her.

"Barbie really looked tired.  I mean, she kept her eyes closed as she leaned on Jerry's chest.  Jerry was starting to worry!  So he cradled her closely and kept kissing her forehead.  They sat on the couch while waiting for their limo to arrive", said the ground stewardess.

According to onlookers, the two were comfortably snuggled up to each other.  Barbie's head remained on Jerry's chest, while Jerry's hand alternately massaged her nape and gently rubbed her back.

"They just sat there quietly.  From time to time, Jerry would whisper something and Barbie would answer by slightly nodding her head", said the ground stewardess.

Shortly thereafter, the two were led to a private exit path to a waiting limousine.

Four hours later, they were spotted dining at trendy restaurant 'Ming's Thrown' visibly rested and freshened-up, and cheerfully feeding each other dimsum.  He whispered constantly in her ear and she giggled like a little girl.  They were seen swapping tender kisses and loving stares towards each other as they held hands under the table. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan flies Barbie Hsu to a surprise romantic getaway... (Part I)

Philippine Daily News, February 6, 2004.  With not a single piece of luggage, Jerry Yan and Barbie Hsu boarded a private jet and landed on Philippines soils two hours later.  According to a close source, Jerry just invited Barbie for lunch.

"He picked her up and told her he was taking her to be 'nourished'. Next thing you know, I’m at the restaurant secretly handing over her passport to him while she was at the ladies room.", said Barbie's personal assistant.

The ground engineer who was checking the plane at the hanger said that Barbie kept asking Jerry, "Where are you taking me?  I don't have a single extra clothing with me!" to which Jerry simply laughed and said, "Relax.  Where we're going, you won't need any...".

According to the stewardess who served them snacks on the plane, by the time Barbie finished arguing with Jerry, he had kissed her so many times, it was enough to melt the north pole.

"She kept nagging him about the trip, and he kept cutting her off with kisses. (Giggles).  He was making out with her while she argued with him!  She soon realized it was futile so she resigned herself to his advances.  Oh yeah...it was a verrry interesting trip. (Laughs)", said our stewardess.

Jerry seemed to have pre-arranged everything because as soon as they landed, they were met by someone from immigrations and security and were whisked to a private room.  Later, they were seen exiting the airport through a secret passageway and boarding a chauffeured Mercedez. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan flies Barbie Hsu to a surprise romantic getaway... (Part II)

The Farm, Tagaytay, Philippines, February 6, 2004.  A portion of the sprawling multi-hectare lush property was cordoned-off and secured by special arrangement for two special guests.

Resort staff went to work as soon as the chauffeured Mercedez arrived at the property.  Boxes of clothing from Rustan's private collection were brought in at the resort's mansion.  Barbie was amused at the sight of complete daywear hanging in her walk-in closet.  But what amused her even more was the absence of eveningwear, to which Jerry was heard saying,  "For what?  They have bedsheets."

According to the resort manager who personally attended to the couple's needs, the next two days was nirvana.  As promised, Jerry pampered Barbie to complete nourishment -- mind, body, and soul.  Barbie was treated to therapeutic massages fit for royalty.  They swam in the hot spring, with Barbie holding on to Jerry the whole time as she was said to fear the water; and with Jerry taking full advantage of the situation no end.

"Barbie Hsu has always been radiant.  But here...she simply illuminated.  I've never seen anyone so happy to love back to someone who was happy to give it", said our giddy source.

But, our source emphasized that the centerpiece of the couple's happy stay was really the food.

"Food was important to Jerry.  For weeks before the trip, he talked with our Chinese chef about making each meal special.  They discussed the repertoire because he wanted to make sure everything was consumable for Barbie -- she being a vegetarian.  He said that Barbie's an organic freak! (Laughs)."

Our source said that all their moments were special.  But the most special one was on the eve of their departure at dinnertime.  Jerry treated Barbie to what he calls a "Tribal Feast" so they ate with their bare hands.  Barbie fed Jerry the whole time and he playfully sucked at her fingers every time she put food in his mouth.  They giggled, they kissed, they talked, they kissed, they laughed, they kissed.  (What the flock?!)

Later, when they have washed up and were sipping wine by the lake, our source said that Jerry invited their chef to join them. According to the chef, an interesting conversation took place:

Old Chef:  "You two are married?"

Jerry:  "Yes."

Barbie:  "No.  What...?"

(Stunned silence.)

Jerry:  "In my head, there's no other.  So yes, I'm married to the idea of 'us'."

(Silence.)

Barbie:  "Sorry, what was the question again?  (Nervous laugh)"

Jerry:  "The question is...(long pause)...will you marry me?"

(Barbie was silent.  Her eyes fixed on Jerry... shocked... stunned... unbelieving.)

Jerry:  "I want to be the name in your 'Call in case of emergency:'... the name you write under 'Spouse:'... the name on the birth certificate of a child with your name on it..."

Barbie:  "(Nervous laugh) Okay, I think you had one too many glasses of wine."

Jerry:  "Answer the question."

Barbie:  "You're the craziest man! (Laughing)"

Jerry:  "Answer it."

(Silence.  Barbie moved towards Jerry.  Her hands shook as she cupped his face.)

Barbie:  "In my mind, there's no other.  So YES.  The idea of 'us' sounds about right.  (Her voice breaking...)"

According to the chef, even the moon hid behind the clouds when the two started kissing.

The following morning, the sun rose not from the east, but from Barbie's finger, as the actress sported a blinding 3.99 carat rose-cut diamond ring set on platinum and white gold.

According to our source, this time, both Jerry and Barbie illuminated. (A.P., Reuters)

***** END OF HALLUCINATION *****

Jerry Yan surprises Mars set! Smuggles Barbie for an extended lunch...

Taiwan Daily, February 16, 2004.  Jerry Yan surprised the production set of 'Mars' when he arrived for a visit during a break from filming yesterday.

"He arrived without warning.  He said he came to wish his close friend Zaizai good luck.  He brought a bottle of vintage wine with him", said one of the production staff.

Jerry was in his signature fish hat, white shirt and jeans -- very shuai.  He immediately sought Zaizai as soon as he arrived.  The two talked and laughed like brothers.

"I want to wish Zaizai good luck.  I know he's nervous with his kissing scenes with Barbie.  I felt the same when I was shooting my kissing scenes with her in MG1.  So, I brought wine for Zai to relax his nerves.", said Jerry smiling, his dimples showing.

"Bullcrap!", Zaizai said laughingly.  Jerry laughed with him.

Zaizai continued, "Actually, he came here to warn me.  He said he would break the bottle on my head if I stick my tongue out at Barbie during the kissing scenes! (Laughs) That will never happen. Because, unlike him, I don't take advantage. (Laughs)"

Jerry laughed and answered, "In that case, I'll just break your neck and save the bottle of wine.  (Laughs)"

The two talked and laughed some more before Jerry motioned to go.

Onlookers say that Jerry did not leave the set alone.  He was seen leaving through the backdoor clutching Barbie's hand.  The two were spotted shortly at a nearby restaurant which serves Barbie's favorite vegetable dishes.

Two hours later, when Jerry brought Barbie back to the set, people teased them endlessly about their long lunch.

Jerry flashed his devilishly handsome smile and said, "Well, Barbie was nervous too.  So, I forced her to practice with me until she perfected her kissing scenes." (A.P., Reuters)

Born to ride, not to drive...

February 28, 2004, Taiwan Nightly, Lung Tan Racetrack.  Still a bit shaken from the motorbike ride, Barbie Hsu arrived with rumored boyfriend Jerry Yan at the premier Lung Tan Racetrack this afternoon.  The owner of the tracks personally welcomed them and was only too happy to close off the facility for the exclusive use of his two esteemed guests.

Barbie Hsu graciously smiled at her host, but was seen sneaking a punch on Jerry's arm when she thought no one was looking.  A smiling Jerry Yan responded by playfully grabbing her hand and pulling the petite beauty to an embrace while whispering things in her ear.

The giggling duo was toured to the facility and was shown racecars and motorbikes at their disposal.  Our source said that Jerry Yan's arm was around Barbie Hsu all throughout the tour, and that the actress held on to it as they walked side by side listening to their tour guide.

"She still looked pale and a bit shaken, so from time to time, Jerry would caress her back and nape to calm her down", our source adds.

When the tour was done, Jerry took a small motorbike and prodded Barbie to try it.  Barbie was hesitant at first, but finally relented when Jerry threatened to carry her again.

The test drive was full of abrupt stops and near-falls, as Barbie couldn’t get her balance going.  Each near-fall was punctuated with kisses, as Jerry caught a falling Barbie screaming for help several times.

Eventually, Jerry had to resign from his mission when Barbie was heard saying, "I don't need to learn it.  I have you!" This signaled Jerry to call his picnic brigade, who set-up a huge picnic blanket at the center of the oval racetrack.  Barbie was served a vegetable pasta dish while Jerry consumed an all-meat pizza.

To their surprise, Vic Zhou who's a frequent visitor at the racetrack, later joined them.  When Zaizai asked about the motorbike training, Jerry was heard saying, "No time.  We practiced on her kissing scenes first." (A.P., Reuters)

How to eat a popsicle -- Jerry Yan style

March 7, 2004, Taiwan Daily.  Jerry Yan was spotted sneaking out of Comic office yesterday and breaking from his busy schedule to meet with his equally busy rumored girlfriend Barbie Hsu at a newly opened swanky resort in southern Taipei.

He was seen pacing the resort lobby while waiting for Barbie Hsu to arrive.  Due to the heat and humidity, it was difficult to hide his scowling expression.  But his face broke into a lighter mood when Barbie Hsu was seen dashing from a chauffeured car to the lobby of the hotel.

Barbie Hsu, in a halter-styled sundress, turned heads with her long flowing hair and feline shoulders.  She immediately threw her arms around Jerry Yan and went into a litany of what appears to be an explanation for her delay.

At first the actor seemed unresponsive but it didn't take another moment before he was completely disarmed by the actress's charms.  Before long, he was struggling not to break into a smile but miserably failing as his dimples started to show.  He was then seen cupping her face and was heard saying, "You cheat. You know what to wear when you know you're going to be late."

The two were later seen laughing and talking over a sumptuous 5-course lunch.  A violinist playing Barbie's favorite ballads serenaded them in the background.

Jerry passed up dessert but Barbie ordered a popsicle she could take with her for the special tour arranged by Jerry to the world-famous butterfly sanctuary.

The private tour was said to be "very interesting".  Our source said that Jerry was obviously not interested in butterflies.  His lips kept trailing Barbie's temples and earlobe and his hand kept stroking her nape while smelling her hair.

"He was hugging her from behind and he constantly buried his face in her hair", said our source.

After a while, our source said that a very bored Jerry Yan became bolder!  At one point, he drew the hair from Barbie's nape and started nibbling on her neck.  Barbie, who was eating her popsicle, turned to distract Jerry by offering him dessert. But Jerry instead pulled Barbie to his chest and kissed her deeply, negotiating the popsicle from her mouth to his.

A red-faced Barbie was seen pinching a smiling Jerry to behave.  Later, Barbie was heard scolding Jerry, "Why do you do that?! This is a public place!".  Jerry simply answered, "Why not? It tastes sweeter from your mouth." (A.P., Reuters)

All roads lead to Rome...

March 27, 2004, Taiwan Nightly.  Barbie Hsu, who has been working to a pulp doing her daily show while filming her latest drama "God of Mars", looked poised for a much needed respite after she appeared sullen in her show yesterday.  Obviously exhausted from her daily 16-hour grind but refusing to drop work, Barbie Hsu gamely smiled at the cameras but let her younger sister Dee Hsu take center stage.  Meanwhile, Jerry Yan, fresh from his Pepsi stint from Thailand was spotted at the GTV studios talking to Dee Hsu. Our source at the studio said that Jerry left a message that he’s taking Barbie Hsu for pizza after the show.

A few hours later, the couple was spotted at La Cisterna, the most classic restaurant in Rome, eating authentic Italian vegetable and pasta dishes and drinking vintage wine.  They sat in a private garden alcove pre-booked by Jerry while he was still in Thailand.

According to an onsite source, Jerry indulged on Barbie, cradling her like a baby, as she sat on his lap and snuggled in his embrace.

"It took a while before they finished eating because she ate slowly.  She was slumped in his arms most of the time. She looked tired but quite happy", said our source.

"Looking at them gives you a sense of peace.  It makes you think that if two people can love like this, then the world can't be all that bad.", said Mrs. Corleone, owner and operator of the classic Italian restaurant.

The two were accompanied by a chinese interpreter who handled all local arrangements for the couple.

"They were actually late and had to take a chartered flight to Rome", said our airport source.

Apparently, there was a slight mix-up.  Barbie was waiting for Jerry at the studio, when in fact a limousine sent by Jerry had been waiting outside to take her to the airport.

"Barbie even ordered pizza delivery already in case Jerry is hungry when he arrives. She dozed-off waiting for him", said a studio source.

According to our airport source, Jerry called Barbie on her cell several times but didn't get an answer.  He started to panic, so he went back to GTV studios to check.  When he got there, he found Barbie sleeping in her dressing room, waiting.  He carried her to the limo and didn't wake her up until they arrived in Italy.

According to the chinese interpreter, Barbie was disoriented when they arrived.  He proceeded to relay a funny conversation between the two:

Barbie:   "What?!! (Shocked) We're in Italy?  Are you kidding?"

Jerry:   "(Smiling) Shhh...just for the weekend.  You need to rest."

Barbie:   "I thought we were just getting pizza.  I ordered pizza already."

Jerry:   "Yeah, we can get that here."

Barbie:   "Why didn't you wake me up?"

Jerry:   "There's nothing to see on the plane anyway!"

Barbie:   "I want to remember the flight going!"

Jerry:   "I'll take care of that.  I'll make sure you have good memories..."

Barbie:   "Pizza?"

Jerry:   "Why are you so obsessed with Pizza?!"

Barbie:   "You said we were going out for pizza!"

Jerry:   "You can have all the pizza you want.  There are other things to see here."

Barbie:   "Like, male Italian models?"

Jerry:   "Okay, that's it!  You're going back!"

Barbie:   "(Laughing so hard) Shut up. I love you."

According to our source, there was too much kissing after this.  Over all, he said that his client, Jerry Yan, took on his mastery of babying his petite princess Barbie Hsu. (A.P., Reuters)

Italian God

March 29, 2004, Taiwan Daily.  Barbie Hsu was spotted at the arrival section of the airport at dawn today with sister Dee Hsu. She looked rested and radiant. Rumors abound that rumored boyfriend Jerry Yan smuggled the beautiful actress for a Roman Holiday weekend. However, Jerry Yan was nowhere in sight.

The sisters were whispering excitedly to each other and were laughing.  We found out later from an inside source that Jerry Yan took Barbie to Vatican City to renew his proposal of marriage to the beautiful actress.  According to a reliable source, Jerry went about it cooly and jokingly, as our source relayed a hushed conversation between the two inside St. Peter’s Basilica:

Jerry:   "In front of this Italian God, do you swear to marry me?"

Barbie:   "He's not Italian, he's Jewish."

Jerry:   "You think He can't be Italian if he wants to be? He's omnipotent."

Barbie:   "He was Jewish as a human."

Jerry:   "Stop changing the subject.  Just answer the question."

Barbie:   "I answered that already when we were in the Philippines.  I'm wearing your ring.  What else do you want?"

Jerry:   "I'm asking you again."

Barbie:   "So wait, if I answer you, does this mean we're officially engaged in the Philippines and Italy, but not when we're in Taiwan or elsewhere?"

Jerry:   "Hmmm...Yeah."

Barbie:   "What?!"

Jerry:   (Laughing so hard) "Is that what you want?"

Barbie:   "Are you trying to be a smart ass?"

Jerry:   "You’ll soon find out if you marry me.  Will you?  Sometime...in the future?"

Barbie:   "Hmmm, lemme think..."

Jerry:   (Grabbing Barbie’s face and pinching her cheeks) "Answer you...! (Laughs)"

Barbie:   (Giggling) "Yes...(giggling) yes...smart ass..."

Our source said that Jerry then took Barbie at the door of the church near a holy water vessel, dipped his thumb, rubbed it on Barbie's forehead and said, "I now baptize you, Liao Shui Xi Yuan." (Liao, being Jerry's real surname.)  They both giggled as Jerry leaned to plant a deep kiss on Barbie to seal a promise. (A.P., Reuters)

The absence of Love...

April 8, 2004, Taiwan Nightly.  The past two weeks have been harassing for Barbie Hsu as she continued to juggle between her daily show and the filming of her latest drama, "God of Mars".  Meanwhile, Jerry Yan has been equally busy promoting "Magic Kitchen" outside Taiwan, touring with Pepsi, and recording his solo album (Er, guys just check Jerry's thread.  I don't know much about this...LOL!).  The two have hardly been seen together, thus supporting strong denials from both camps that they're dating, or more importantly, engaged.

"Please! This is real life.  We are not in Meteor Garden.  Jerry Yan is not Dao Ming Sz and Barbie Hsu is not San Cai.  Stop this fantasy and get real!", said a staunch Jerry Yan supporter.

"Barbie Hsu is not with Jerry Yan, because if she is, she would admit it.  Love ranks higher for Barbie Hsu.  So please stop all this nonsense if you're a real Barbie supporter", said a staunch Barbie Hsu fan.

"We love the Jerry and Barbie tandem.  We love them both -- individually and together, for real or reel.  Based on our experience, no one ever got hurt with more love, especially for celebrities.  It's the absence of love that sucks bigtime.  So, let's just respect each other's hopes and dreams for the two, shall we?", said Pia, Mirella, Suwanie, and Ladd -- proponents of the JnB Website to be launched today, May 22, Saturday, 5:30PM Philippine Time, at Max Restaurant in Greenbelt Makati, Philippines. Please contact Luvyaf4 for confirmation. LOL!

Meanwhile, during a very rare break from work, Jerry Yan was spotted talking to Jay Chou and Vaness Wu after a game of basketball.  The group has been talking for 45 minutes and appeared to be waiting for someone.

After sometime, a cab pulled over and Barbie Hsu emerged.  Vaness was seen smiling and shaking his head as he teased Barbie, "Tsk, tsk, tsk...someone's very late."

When Jerry continued talking to Jay Chou ignoring Barbie, Vaness was heard saying, "Uh-oh...someone's in trouble."

After a while the group broke up and Jerry Yan was seen walking quietly alongside Barbie Hsu to a black Mercedez.  To the ordinary eye, this would seem the end of the story.

But a reliable source said that Barbie was seen alighting from the black Mercedez and walking away from it at a near bus stop.  She was seen quickly hailing a cab, as Jerry Yan was seen chasing after her.

Representatives from both camps aired conflicting testimonies.  Fulong said that Jerry would never allow a friend to take a cab that late in the evening.  Barbie's management said that Barbie decided to take a cab home so as not to burden Jerry who is already tired from playing basketball.

Tang Ling of CNN Entertainment China said that the testimonies, although conflicting, are not altogether false.

She says, "Neither one of them was lying.  Fulong may be correct in saying that ‘Jerry would never allow a friend to take a cab...’, but just because Jerry wouldn't allow it doesn't mean Barbie wouldn't take one if she wants to."

"Meanwhile, Barbie's camp has always been straightforward.  They declared immediately that Barbie Hsu did take a cab.  But personally, I don't think it's because Jerry was tired from playing basketball", concludes Tang Ling. (A.P., Reuters)

Who is the Lord of the Ring...?

April 9, 2004, Taiwan Nightly.  The 3.99 carat diamond ring set on platinum and white gold which has adorned Barbie Hsu's ring finger for the past two months is conspicuously missing today during her daily show.

The absence of the ring, which has been rumored to be the engagement ring from actor Jerry Yan, further fuels rumors that the incident at the highway last night, where Barbie Hsu was seen alighting from Jerry Yan's black Mercedez and hailing a cab, was a lover's quarrel.

"This is ridiculous! Firstly, Jerry and Barbie are both colleagues and friends.  It's normal that they be seen together just like the F4 are seen together from time to time.  Secondly, Barbie Hsu is a very down-to-earth person.  It's not unusual that people see her taking a cab even if she's a celebrity.  She's very grounded", said a representative from Fulong.

"Barbie Hsu is a fashion icon.  She has a wide variety of accessories and fashion choices -- from her hair, to her clothes, to her shoes, as well as her jewelry.  What's the big deal if she decides not to wear a ring today and instead wear a necklace? Please don't make mountains out of molehills", said a close associate at GTV studios.

"They are not dating, period!", declared official representatives from both camps.

Our source, who is part of the production crew of "God of Mars", insists that the two have been more than friends for a while now and that the incident has actually been brewing for weeks due to a conflict in schedules.

"They don't get to see each other for long periods of time.  And when they do try to steal time, sometimes one is available and the other is not.  Or, one arrives earlier than the other.  When you're tired, this could cause friction", adds our source.

"It's very hard when time is not on your side, because the foundation of every relationship is time. They have both been very busy working in a cutthroat industry where opportunities strike only once.  So, they are forced by circumstance to hide and put their feelings aside", says a close common friend of the two.

Meanwhile, news about Jerry Yan buying a bed with a top-supermodel friend is all over tabloids, as Barbie Hsu was photographed having lunch with a male friend. (A.P., Reuters)

The Return of the Ring...

April 10, 2004, Taiwan Nightly.  Jerry Yan checked himself at the Emergency Room of a nearby hospital today for examination and treatment of his right hand.

Hospital sources said that the actor sustained bruises on his right hand supposedly from a motorbike accident.  According to official statements, Jerry's motorbike swerved and skidded off-track during a test drive at the Lung Tan racetrack.

The attending doctor at the hospital said that Jerry Yan's hand sustained bruises but did not suffer any fracture.

"He has very strong bones because in most cases, the hand will splinter on impact going at that speed", said the doctor.

The official statement from Fulong and Comic is that Jerry Yan left the hospital with nothing but a topical ointment and bandage to heal his bruises.

The unofficial statement from our onsite source is that, Jerry Yan was not at the racetrack today.  And even if he were, it would be unlikely for him to commit petty driving errors being an experienced rider.

"Jerry was here at the Comic Office, meeting with associates for his upcoming trips for Ferregamo and Pepsi", confirmed our source.

"All I know is that he received a small package by special delivery.  When he opened the package, his mood changed.  He seemed confused and angry.  After reading the note that came with the package, he stood up and paced the floor several times before punching the wall hard and storming out of the room", our source concludes.

When we asked our source if she saw what the package contained, our source said that it looked like 2" x 2" velvet box.

Could this be the "engagement ring" being returned? Our source could not confirm, but concedes that the package definitely resembled a ring box.

When we asked about the wall, she said that it sustained a deep puncture and needs to be re-cemented. (A.P., Reuters)

The Return of the King...

April 12, 2004, Taiwan Daily.  A riot broke in front of the Presidential Palace yesterday, as 1000 Taiwanese protesters who were left behind after a peaceful political rally earlier, clashed with riot police.

Amidst rocks and bottles thrown, gasoline bombs tossed, and water cannons sprayed, worried civilians are concerned about the safety of everyone who aired their partisanship to political parties.

Barbie Hsu, who openly supported the Guomingdang party, is no exception.  It has been earlier reported that she received threatening calls from opposing parties after she aired her support, prompting her mother to hire a body guard for her and her sister's safety.

Yesterday, as the riot escalated to fever pitch, an independent video camera caught the image of an unidentified motorbike circling the area in the middle of crossfire. The rider was wearing a jacket and helmet and could not be properly identified. It circled the Presidential Palace three times during the peak of the riot braving debris and water canons.

According to a source, the mysterious rider was asking for the whereabouts of an actress (name withheld by police for security reasons), who attended the peaceful rally before the riot broke. When no one could tell the whereabouts of the actress, the rider cut through the rioting crowd and continued looking.

"He left only after he received a phone call from his cellphone", said one of the security police guarding the area.

As the image of the motorbike was aired repeatedly in the news, our source from GTV studios intimated to us that the plate number on the motorbike identifies the rider to be Jerry Yan.

The person who called him on his cellphone to inform him that Barbie Hsu is safe and sound is his friend Ken Zhu.  Ken Zhu also told Jerry Yan where Barbie and Dee were temporarily billeted while riot police restored peace in the area.

According to our source Jerry Yan rushed to where Barbie Hsu was.  Dee met him at the door and let him in.  Barbie was standing in the middle of the room when Jerry entered.  A close associate who requested anonymity relayed to us what transpired:

Jerry:   "Good.  You're fine.  I'm leaving."

Barbie:   "I saw you on TV...(long pause)...What were you doing there?"

Jerry:   (Looking at Barbie intently) "I don't know...(long pause)...looking for my peace I guess...I lost it."

Barbie:   (Pauses...looks at Jerry) "How's your hand?"

Jerry:   "It's fine...(pauses)...How's yours?"

(Long silence.  Jerry continues to look at Barbie intently.  Waiting.  After almost an eternity...)

Jerry:   "I guess, I better go.  You must be tired."

(Jerry started to leave. Then suddenly...)

Barbie:   "Baolong..."

(Jerry stops in his tracks.)

Barbie:   "You have...something that belongs to me."

Jerry:   "Yes...(pauses)...but it's broken...(holding his chest)...I don't know how to put it back...(his voice breaking)"

(Barbie starts to sob.  She reaches out to Jerry.)

Barbie:   "That's okay.  'Coz I don't need a whole one...just a piece to complete mine."

No more words passed between them after this, because for once, none was needed.

Our source tells us that when peace had been restored in the city streets, Jerry called for a chauffeured limousine to take him and Barbie home.  When they passed the Presidential Palace, Jerry asked the driver to pull over.   A funny conversation ensued:

Jerry:   "Tell me.  Am I the one?"

Barbie:   (Giggles) "Are you planning to ask me differently each time?"

Jerry:   "You don't have to tell the whole world...just me.  (Pauses)...Am I the One?"

Barbie:   (Giggles) "You're not. (Pauses...turning serious)  You're the ONLY One."

Jerry:   (Smiles widely, dimples showing) "And as that riot police is our witness, I hereby sentence you to life imprisonment...(slips the ring back to her finger)...no parole."

They both giggled as Jerry leaned to plant a deep kiss on Barbie to seal a promise.  (A.P., Reuters)