What's this about?
OK, here's the deal: During one of many interesting Biology lessons, Euan, David, Pavel and myself got onto the topic of ruling the world, reavealing that Pavel and David both had aspirations to do so. We then wondered how the Facist Dictator Elections might go, and here we are.
I created this wonderful little nugget to finally put to rest any fears we may have of voting for the wrong leader and being vapourised. Personally, though i think David is the lesser of two evils, I'd vote for Pavel. Not only has he promised not to forget me when he gets rich and famous, but he guarantees i will live when the revolution comes (what more can you ask for?).
So anyway, don't all rush to the polls! We'll have speaches and pledges from the potential dictators, promising to hunt lawyers/open strip clubs (guess who promised the strip clubs  ) and telling us all about their perfect societies.
To vote, e-mail me, or leave your name and vote in the guestbook. The results are shown below. Don't like what you see? Then vote!
THE RESULTS
PAVEL 54% 46%  DAVID
Pavel promises to:
- open strip clubs (both male and female)
- make all drugs legal
- give everyone free guns
- make everyone attractive using drugs
- invent those drugs
- personally terminate all NEDs
- open free Internet Cafes (with MMORPGs running constantly, including Counterstrike, Halo 2, Call of Duty and Medal of Honor)
- Make sports safer (eg. fluffy footballs)
- make Burberry illegal
- make school hours longer so we can finish it earlier, and give all schools three months off for the summer holidays
- give all guys military service so he can have his own evil army, but he'll also give them guns and money
- make Anime more popular
- make martial arts an entertainment form
- give everyone equal property so there's no bitchy landlords or showy celebrities
- free health care & education
- abolish racism
- stop girls under 13 wearing thongs on account of it's just wrong
- more late night channels for girls
Favorite dictator-slogan: "You don't have a choice, vote for me!"
David promises to:
- burn all Burberry at a mass barbaque
- Hang florida lawyer Jack Thomson
- have a lawyer hunting season and hunt lawyers for sport
- Shorten school hours: 1pm to 4pm
- Separate Scotland from England using a giant band saw
- move Scotland closer to the equator for better weather
- build a robot army
Favourite dictator-slogan: "We put the 'rar' in 'empo-rar'!"
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