"Oh god... i'm so bored i could crap!"
"I'm fat and ugly and i'm gonna die alone."
"How many times Jayne?! You DON'T sleep with your bisexual friend's gay-fantasy partner!"
"Bling bling, homies!"
"POSSE!"
"I heard that! Whatever you said!"
"I'm sorry; you seem to be operating under the misconception that i CARE what you think!"
*GASP* "HI-FIVE!"
"Or you could steal it for free!"
"Oh god no, I've fallen in love again! Men are supposed to be crap! I'm a lesbian!"
"Life's a bitch... and then you find out you don't have a vigina."
"I know you've got all the hormones and everything but GOD!"
"Kids?! A pink thing comes out of your genitles and ruins your life!"
"You're so popular!"
"Smile, Satan loves you!"
"Oh come on! The dinosaurs were quicker!"
"I'm your friend, you f*cking c*nt! Now give me some pizza!"
"No! I'm Sporty Perv! Grrr!"
"David Souter, lived on the edge, died when i pushed him off it." -Euan
"Oh thank god i have thighs!" -Craig
"Golf's what made me wish i took physics, so I'd know what the hell i was doing." -Euan
"Eat that you piece of cheese!" -Scobie
"I'm so dumb." -Shonagh
"Sure, this comming from Elton John junior over here." -Euan (to David)
"If you don't shut-up I'm gonna ram your arm so far down your throat that you'll be able to scratch your ass from the inside." -David (to Euan)
"I feel exposed." -Shonagh
"What does that big red button do? Button, button, who's got the button? ... Euan's got the button..." -Euan
"I don't know why i hit myself in the eye with a carton of milk, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Don't critisise me. I'm leaving!" -Blair
"There once was a man called Othello, who was rather a curious fellow: He thought his wife cheated, but wasn't defeated; he drowned her in lemon-lime jello." -David
"This is victimisation!" -Shonagh
"I was in serious danger of having a thought." -Euan
"Yes, but only for matters that matter." -Pavel
"Pip pip, old chap!" -Shonagh
"German cows are so full of themselves; can't say 'moo' like the rest of the world. First it's 'mauen'. then it's 'I want an apartment instead of a field', 'I want 10% of the milk I give you." -Euan (upon hearing that in Germany cows say 'mauen' not 'moo')
"If you cry your eyes out can I keep them in a jar? 'cause they're really pretty!" -Jayne
"Who's Richard Burton? Is he in this school?" -Chelsey
"You're good, oh you're good, but i'm betta!" -Pavel
"A NED's head and a brick are an even match." - Euan
"CACTI DON'T HAVE GENETALIA!" -David
"Fat Sam's is a NED hole!" - Pavel
"I've yet to meet the pencil who could best me in a fight." -Euan
"Look at that puddle, it's got water in it!" - Sarah
"I know enough to know i don't want to know anymore." - Euan
"You should never sneak up behind a pro-wrestler and shout "BOO!" no matter how funny it seems at the time." - David
"There should be a doodle dance: do the Doodle!" - Euan
"Oh, i thought the clock had gone. But it's still there. Behind the big fish. The blue one." - Johnny
"I'd bring my brain, but i can't find it. It's hiding. It's smart." - Euan
"If you meet a 24-year-old hot blonde lesbian named Candy, it's me." - Pavel
"You should never EVER punch someone if you can get a bigger stronger person to do it for you." - Euan
"He's warm. And cuddly." - Scott (about Blair)
"Markies food is porn. Can you imagine the Lidl version of those ads? 'Our melons look like tits, Lidl!'" - Iain Sturrock
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