COMICS

EGS: you gotta read this, quirky lil comic which defies explanation

Earthsong: this is quite a cool comic, though it's going through some serious redux

Eben&Snooch: It's two cats. It's funny. 'nuff sed. 

TwoKinds: Awesome lil' maga comic with a tiger-girl in it  i love it

Exterminatus Now: I highly recomend this, hilarious 

Neko: its a cute cat, that smokes... it's good ok?

GAMES

shoot baby vampires! with lazers!! 

A few (annoyingly addictive and frustrating) lil games. (You WILL click on this link! You WILL play Hot Air! I MUST INFECT OTHERS! )

this is my favourite, it's called Pop Pirate 

THIS, IS, RANDOM! (but it's strangely entertaining)

this will annoy the scrap out fo you, and if it doesn't you're too smart and must go very far away 

throw paper 

jaycard games

and if those didn't grab your fancy, check out these

or these

FUNNY/COOL CLIPS

You NEED the sound to fully appreciate this guy's reaction : reptile attack! 

Budweiser advert, involving an all too friendly dog 

smile!!!

uh... he forgot

a root beer add for the morning after 

crazy dogs

proof that monkeys have a sense of humour  this lil guy is incredibly brave, you have to watch this

this fucking ROCKS it's THE best blend of anime and a music vid (Best of you- foo fighters) EVER. WATCH IT 

a funny take on the lyrics to Dance Dance

Robin Williams on drunk Scotsmen and golf (hilarious) 

Bill Bailey shows us what a catestrophic technical failure at a U2 concert would be like

In a word, adorable, in a few words, a kitten chasing it's tail

a bunny letter-opener

Oh my f'ing GOD this ROCKS! a telemarketer gets his just rewards

Furby deaths, involving microwaves, and fire  This one is funny, and slightly explosive, but this one is just sadistic (be sure to have a strong stomach, vegetarians look away, people who liked Saw go ahead) and how could this section be complete without a good ol' fashioned furby-burnin'? So here's a lil guy i've nicknamed 'flaming Darth-Furby'

Oh yes. 'You know my name' to X-men. i'd forgotten how cool those movies are 

COOL SITES

Greg's site- awesome and gorgeous photography XD

omG you HAVE to see the Galleries on this site, these are the most beautiful drawings i've ever seen

you want random? here's a site dedicated to cats in sinks. it's pictures of, yes, you've guessed it: cats in sinks. cat lovers will find it cute. everyone else will find it... well, strange.

Manby's site

Evil Cats

K-dog, as in Khaos Dog! this site has sum kick-ass creations in its galleries

Bryan's site (it has been abandoned , give it love)

Awesome witchiness 

Craig's site (also abandoned, but need's less love)

Holly and Kirsten's site (CAUTION: random! be affraid, be very affraid )

lmao, kirsten's site 

AWESOME BAND! SILVERTIDE!  (the page plays their music, but you can change/stop it on the lil bar at the bottom, and if you click Media, then Audio, you can listen to their first album)

this is a quiz site, ZenHex (there's some 'rude' stuffy incase you're 'offended')

In honour of 'THE VOTE' we also offer you this link, to see what kind of world leader you'd be

Silver Bobcat, totally awesome galleries 

This is my Top Ten playlist on YouTube. Click on "play all videos" at the right or just whatever catches your eye, you never know, you might see something you like

Craig and Chris's band's site

well, i finally found it (btw at the far right of the video task bar there's a down arrow, click it to view optional sizes), so here it is: the royal navy singing bohemian rhapsody, at last 

"Oh god... i'm so bored i could crap!"

"I'm fat and ugly and i'm gonna die alone."

"How many times Jayne?! You DON'T sleep with your bisexual friend's gay-fantasy partner!"

"Bling bling, homies!"

"POSSE!"

"I heard that! Whatever you said!"

"I'm sorry; you seem to be operating under the misconception that i CARE what you think!"

*GASP* "HI-FIVE!"

"Or you could steal it for free!"

"Oh god no, I've fallen in love again! Men are supposed to be crap! I'm a lesbian!"

"Life's a bitch... and then you find out you don't have a vigina."

"I know you've got all the hormones and everything but GOD!"

"Kids?! A pink thing comes out of your genitles and ruins your life!"

"You're so popular!"

"Smile, Satan loves you!"

"Oh come on! The dinosaurs were quicker!"

"I'm your friend, you f*cking c*nt! Now give me some pizza!"

"No! I'm Sporty Perv! Grrr!"

"David Souter, lived on the edge, died when i pushed him off it." -Euan

"Oh thank god i have thighs!" -Craig

"Golf's what made me wish i took physics, so I'd know what the hell i was doing." -Euan

"Eat that you piece of cheese!" -Scobie

"I'm so dumb." -Shonagh

"Sure, this comming from Elton John junior over here." -Euan (to David)

"If you don't shut-up I'm gonna ram your arm so far down your throat that you'll be able to scratch your ass from the inside." -David (to Euan)

"I feel exposed." -Shonagh

"What does that big red button do? Button, button, who's got the button? ... Euan's got the button..." -Euan

"I don't know why i hit myself in the eye with a carton of milk, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Don't critisise me. I'm leaving!" -Blair

"There once was a man called Othello, who was rather a curious fellow: He thought his wife cheated, but wasn't defeated; he drowned her in lemon-lime jello." -David

"This is victimisation!" -Shonagh

"I was in serious danger of having a thought." -Euan

"Yes, but only for matters that matter." -Pavel

"Pip pip, old chap!" -Shonagh

"German cows are so full of themselves; can't say 'moo' like the rest of the world. First it's 'mauen'. then it's 'I want an apartment instead of a field', 'I want 10% of the milk I give you." -Euan (upon hearing that in Germany cows say 'mauen' not 'moo')

"If you cry your eyes out can I keep them in a jar? 'cause they're really pretty!" -Jayne

"Who's Richard Burton? Is he in this school?" -Chelsey

"You're good, oh you're good, but i'm betta!" -Pavel

"A NED's head and a brick are an even match." - Euan

"CACTI DON'T HAVE GENETALIA!" -David

"Fat Sam's is a NED hole!" - Pavel

"I've yet to meet the pencil who could best me in a fight." -Euan

"Look at that puddle, it's got water in it!" - Sarah

"I know enough to know i don't want to know anymore." - Euan

"You should never sneak up behind a pro-wrestler and shout "BOO!" no matter how funny it seems at the time." - David

"There should be a doodle dance: do the Doodle!" - Euan

"I'd bring my brain, but i can't find it. It's hiding. It's smart." - Euan

"If you meet a 24-year-old hot blonde lesbian named Candy, it's me." - Pavel

"You should never EVER punch someone if you can get a bigger stronger person to do it for you." - Euan

"He's warm. And cuddly." - Scott (about Blair)

"Markies food is porn. Can you imagine the Lidl version of those ads? 'Our melons look like tits, Lidl!'" - Iain Sturrock

(This might be generously donated to Blair and Manby's site, so enjoy it while it's here!)

Most likely to:

Blair- owe you £300

- throw himself over a cliff to prove that he goes *boink* when he hits stone at mach 2

Craig- die in a pastry related explosion

- be recruited by a terrorist regime, "tears of a red dawn", and strapped to a rocket on his way to get a bun from the shop

Sam- become secret don of the mafia

Lynn- be taken out by a hired hitman

- stumble across the only live land mine in scotland, in her bedroom, placed there earlier by a shady character with a wild look in his eye

Holly- explode from indigestion

Ross- be cheeky to the wrong person

Kirsten- be shot by an english hunter and mounted on his wall

Sherrif- go on the run and kill countless police officers

- be caught using pink ghd's whilst listening to s club 7

Shonagh- be tossed to ravenous animals for a crowd's amusement

Scott- eat you by mistake

Manby- live in a mud shack and roam free on the hills

Kevin- accidently escalate the war in the east

David- become a famous loony toon

- found a bikers association called "cruze far and beyond" and spend the rest of his days roadtripping on his harley through the wide open roads of monifieth with his greasy biker pals

Pavel- accidently marry a man

Jayne- become a professional wrestler and be called "THE IRON PAIN"

Andrea- fall madly in love with a wild thug from fintry and work as an old hag behind a counter selling lumpy custard

Chris- overthrow bill gates in a wild bloody coup' de' tat' just to complain about windows

Liam- become a mini-blowfeld and try to rule the world

Martin- tangle with a swat team, thinking he has goku's powers