Cure for boredom

Cure for boredom
 
...a site for when ur sooo bored
   
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Gaia, an odd place. I go tuere to post my fragons to help them grow ^_^ but making a funky avatar is pretty fun 


 

ee! dragons!  click them to help them grow!



It's Khan the Tiger!

don't forget to feed/play with the pet, just click more, click an item, and click the pet



Rory Quotes

"Oh god... i'm so bored i could crap!"

"I'm fat and ugly and i'm gonna die alone."

"How many times Jayne?! You DON'T sleep with your bisexual friend's gay-fantasy partner!"

"Bling bling, homies!"

"POSSE!"

"I heard that! Whatever you said!"

"I'm sorry; you seem to be operating under the misconception that i CARE what you think!"

*GASP* "HI-FIVE!"

"Or you could steal it for free!"

"Oh god no, I've fallen in love again! Men are supposed to be crap! I'm a lesbian!"

"Life's a bitch... and then you find out you don't have a vigina."

"I know you've got all the hormones and everything but GOD!"

"Kids?! A pink thing comes out of your genitles and ruins your life!"

"You're so popular!"

"Smile, Satan loves you!"

"Oh come on! The dinosaurs were quicker!"

"I'm your friend, you f*cking c*nt! Now give me some pizza!"

"No! I'm Sporty Perv! Grrr!"



Misc. Quotes

"David Souter, lived on the edge, died when i pushed him off it." -Euan

"Oh thank god i have thighs!" -Craig

"Golf's what made me wish i took physics, so I'd know what the hell i was doing." -Euan

"Eat that you piece of cheese!" -Scobie

"I'm so dumb." -Shonagh

"Sure, this comming from Elton John junior over here." -Euan (to David)

"If you don't shut-up I'm gonna ram your arm so far down your throat that you'll be able to scratch your ass from the inside." -David (to Euan)

"I feel exposed." -Shonagh

"What does that big red button do? Button, button, who's got the button? ... Euan's got the button..." -Euan

"I don't know why i hit myself in the eye with a carton of milk, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Don't critisise me. I'm leaving!" -Blair

"There once was a man called Othello, who was rather a curious fellow: He thought his wife cheated, but wasn't defeated; he drowned her in lemon-lime jello." -David

"This is victimisation!" -Shonagh

"I was in serious danger of having a thought." -Euan

"Yes, but only for matters that matter." -Pavel

"Pip pip, old chap!" -Shonagh

"German cows are so full of themselves; can't say 'moo' like the rest of the world. First it's 'mauen'. then it's 'I want an apartment instead of a field', 'I want 10% of the milk I give you." -Euan (upon hearing that in Germany cows say 'mauen' not 'moo')

"If you cry your eyes out can I keep them in a jar? 'cause they're really pretty!" -Jayne

"Who's Richard Burton? Is he in this school?" -Chelsey

"You're good, oh you're good, but i'm betta!" -Pavel

"A NED's head and a brick are an even match." - Euan

"CACTI DON'T HAVE GENETALIA!" -David

"Fat Sam's is a NED hole!" - Pavel

"I've yet to meet the pencil who could best me in a fight." -Euan

"Look at that puddle, it's got water in it!" - Sarah

"I know enough to know i don't want to know anymore." - Euan

"You should never sneak up behind a pro-wrestler and shout "BOO!" no matter how funny it seems at the time." - David

"There should be a doodle dance: do the Doodle!" - Euan

"Oh, i thought the clock had gone. But it's still there. Behind the big fish. The blue one." - Johnny

"I'd bring my brain, but i can't find it. It's hiding. It's smart." - Euan

"If you meet a 24-year-old hot blonde lesbian named Candy, it's me." - Pavel

"You should never EVER punch someone if you can get a bigger stronger person to do it for you." - Euan

"He's warm. And cuddly." - Scott (about Blair)

"Markies food is porn. Can you imagine the Lidl version of those ads? 'Our melons look like tits, Lidl!'" - Iain Sturrock



A special treat! from someone who will remain annonymous as to avoid death-threats

(This might be generously donated to Blair and Manby's site, so enjoy it while it's here!)

Most likely to:

Blair- owe you £300

- throw himself over a cliff to prove that he goes *boink* when he hits stone at mach 2

Craig- die in a pastry related explosion

- be recruited by a terrorist regime, "tears of a red dawn", and strapped to a rocket on his way to get a bun from the shop

Sam- become secret don of the mafia

Lynn- be taken out by a hired hitman

- stumble across the only live land mine in scotland, in her bedroom, placed there earlier by a shady character with a wild look in his eye

Holly- explode from indigestion

Ross- be cheeky to the wrong person

Kirsten- be shot by an english hunter and mounted on his wall

Sherrif- go on the run and kill countless police officers

- be caught using pink ghd's whilst listening to s club 7

Shonagh- be tossed to ravenous animals for a crowd's amusement

Scott- eat you by mistake

Manby- live in a mud shack and roam free on the hills

Kevin- accidently escalate the war in the east

- accidently destroy the human race without meaning it

David- become a famous loony toon

- found a bikers association called "cruze far and beyond" and spend the rest of his days roadtripping on his harley through the wide open roads of monifieth with his greasy biker pals

Pavel- accidently marry a man

Jayne- become a professional wrestler and be called "THE IRON PAIN"

Andrea- fall madly in love with a wild thug from fintry and work as an old hag behind a counter selling lumpy custard

 

Chris- overthrow bill gates in a wild bloody coup' de' tat' just to complain about windows

Liam- become a mini-blowfeld and try to rule the world

Martin- tangle with a swat team, thinking he has goku's powers



 






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