Bonjouuurr!!!
This be a caption: This is moi drawn by MOI! Wow, the brackets aren't lying, I really AM attractive! Proof of this lies in my photogenicities section.
This here website shall including ye following ramblings:
- Becka's "vital stats" (when I say vital I actually mean pointless hahaha)
- (An abundance of
brackets...According to my calculations, including these I've already
used SIX sets of brackets...HOLY GUACAMOLE!)
- Links to websites I believe everyone should observe. AND YE WILL! *shakes fists in a menacing manner*
- Stuff that amuses AND annoys me. (Why I'd bother putting things I don't like on my website is beyond me)
- Dedications to my heroes!
- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! - Lots and lots of "photogenicity"!
Now isn't that exciting? Mmmhmmm!
I even have THEME MUSIC! Once again i have changed my theme music! "Joe
Le Taxi" by Vanessa Paradis. So i guess it's not exactly theme music
but
in the words of Don Juan DeMarco - "SIIIAAAAAT UP!!!" 
Catchy to the max! Joe le Taxi c'est sa vie le rhum au mambo, embouteillage... etc etc! LOL. *does the Joe Le Taxi dance*
If ye tire of observing this (Psshht...like that will ever happen!) ye can go back to The Sacred Book of Suaveness Online homepage! And all you have to do to get there is touch Johnny's butt (Sounds like a sweet deal to me!):
TOUCH ME! >>>
<<< TOUCH ME!
Critic Homer sez: "This site gets my lowest rating ever, seven thumbs up!"
AU REVOIR! 
Dead Man
Benny & Joon
Constable Ichabod Crane
Cry-Baby
