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“I’d rather be who I am, not accepted…then who you want me to be.”
"Tact is for those not witty enough to use sarcasm."
“When you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, then slander, curse, and abuse them without mercy.”
"I think everyone is an idiot until I meet them, then I know."
"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you."
"Forever sealed in the past, all I am to the present is a ghost, and to the future I am only a myth."
"I'm only watching a dream that I never awakened from."
"Life is like an incessant series of problems, all difficult, with brutal choices, and a time limit. The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself."
“I'm sorry, your insignificance made it hard for me to pay attention to you.”
"Sometimes we build walls not to block out people but to see who cares enough to knock them down."
"As I lay in bed watching the stars...I wonder where the hell my roof went."
"Don't follow my footsteps.....I run into walls."
“That which does not kill you makes you stronger.”
“Black Holes are where God divided by zero.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“And your life is filled with so much confusion until happiness is just an illusion.”
“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will drive you insane!”
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words"
"Chaos, panic, and disorder…my work here is done."
"A friend would bail you out of jail. A good friend would be sitting in jail with you saying, 'Man that was fun, wanna' do it again?'"
"TV is the petri dish that the world uses to grow its idiots."
“It is better to be hated for what you are, then loved for what you’re not.”
“Rackensak-a possibly obsolete word meaning 'a native of Arkansas'.”
“Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.”
“Only in America....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.”
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.”
“We’re not fleeing; we’re advancing in another direction.”
"Light and dark are intertwined; therefore, neither light nor dark may exist without the other, creating chaos."
"You thought I was just a spark, something you could control to lighten the dark. I am the flame that ignites the inferno."
"Truth is not always in a well…"
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them."
"It's better to die fighting for freedom than to live life in chains."
“Lost in a dream; stuck in reality.”
"Holy men tell us life is a mystery. They embrace that concept happily. But some mysteries bite and bark, And come for you in the dark"
"Darkness devours every shining day. Darkness demands and always has its way. Darkness listens, watches, waits. Darkness claims the day and celebrates. Sometimes in silence darkness comes. Sometimes with a gleeful banging of drums."
"Life is a gift that must be given back, and joy should arrive from its possession.It's too damn short, and that's a fact. Hard to accept, this earthly procession to final darkness is a journey done, circle completed, work of art sublime, a sweet melodic rhyme, a battle won."
"Evil is no faceless stranger living in a distant neighborhood. Evil has a wholesome, hometown face with merry eyes and an open smile. Evil walks among us, wearing a mask which looks like all our faces."
"In the real world, as in dreams, nothing is quite what it seems."
"Night has patterns that can be read less by the living than by the dead."
"Life without meaning cannot be borne.We find a mission to which we're sworn - or answer the call of Death's dark horn. Without a gleaning of purpose in life we have no vision, we live in strife - or let blood fall on a suicide knife."
"Numberless paths of night wind away from twilight."
"Who was the fool, who the wise man, beggar or king? Whether poor or rich, all's the same in death."
"It’s a terrible thing when a beautiful theory is murdered by a gang of ugly facts."
"I would love to engage you in a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed."
"One day we will look back on this, laugh uneasily, and change the subject."
"If life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy’s eyes."
"Just let me get my bazooka and I’ll be glad to do business with you…I mean…Hey! Where are you going?"
"If your parents didn’t have children, chances are neither will you."
"Never interrupt your enemy while he’s making a mistake."
"He who laughs last didn’t get it."
"People think I’m cruel, but I have the heart of a young child…In a jar on my desk."
"I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil! I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE!! So if you people just cooperated it would be very nice."
"Don’t do anything you’d rather not explain to the paramedics."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come home, set them on fire."
"I’m not shy, I’m analyzing my prey."
"If I got smart with you, how would you know?"
"Either I will find a way or I will make one."
"Don’t meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"I can’t tell if you’re brave or just incredibly stupid."
"God grant me patience and grant it to me right now."
"I will live forever or die in the attempt!"
"I have always been on the side of heretics against those who burned them, because the heretics often turned out to be right. Dead, but right."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"People who devise fool-proof plans underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Be sensible. If I was lying, wouldn’t my pants be on fire?"
"How do you know what you don’t need to know until you know it?"
"No trespassing: Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
"Even if the voices aren’t real they sure have some good ideas."
"If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth."
"If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"A friend will lie for you. But a good friend will help you hide the bodies."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
"Peace and trust take years to build, and seconds to shatter."
"The walls we build around us keep us from all the sadness in life, but also keep us from all the joy."
"It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven."
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same."
"One hundred victories in one hundred battles is not skillful. Subduing the others military without battle is skillful."
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"Trust hurts, Betrayal kills."
"Believe in yourself and create your own destiny. Don't fear fate."
"For me, the world consists of the people I love. If those people are not here, its as if the world does not exist."
"Our hope gone, our faith ripped apart...In the shadow of the dead, we are the uninspired."
"If life punches you, punch it back. If it kicks you, kick it back. If it throws you headfirst into some thorns - that's life"
"Beware damaged people; they are dangerous because they know they can survive."
“Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comforted.”
“All stressed out and no one to choke.”
“Opportunity only knocks once. Temptation leans on the doorbell.”
“Reality is nice, but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
“I think, therefore I’m dangerous.”
"When I can't sleep, I count the number of buckles on my straight jacket."
"Nothing is stronger than the bond of two friends, no matter what shape they may be in."
"Pain hurts doesn't it? Well so does life. Live to learn; learn to live."
"I’m not miserable but I’m not happy. I’m not strong but I’m not weak. I’m not rude but I’m not polite. I’m not popular but I don’t care. I’m not sexy but I’m not horrid. I’m not dumb but I’m no genius. I am girly but I’m also tough. I’m not you but I AM ME. Accept it."
“Never fear the demons of your nightmares; those of reality are far worse.”
“Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.”
Two Wolves:
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, “My son, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: “Which wolf wins?”
The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”
“Mean what you say and say what you mean. Because opportunities are gone in a heartbeat…but regret lasts a lifetime.”
“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. So when you think you’re hurting me, you’re just helping me last longer.”
“It’s all about who was there, who didn’t desert me, about who really cared, and who didn’t hurt me. So I guess it’s all about no one…except maybe my dog.”
“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”
“Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.”
“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.”
“If you don’t like my driving stay off the sidewalk.”
“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.”
"There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again."
"Death is instant, Pain will end, glory is forever."
"The power to believe in yourself is the power to change fate."
“Only after the last tree has been cut down, only after the last river has been poisoned, only after the last fish has been caught, only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten.”
“I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends...I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.”
“I can see a world without war. I can see a world without hate. I can also see us attacking that world, because they would never see it coming.”
“Some people are demanding more proof before they’ll consider Iraq a serious threat. France, for instance, wants more evidence. I’m thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence, they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.”
"He who is most creative conceals his best source.”
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
"The key is to commit a crime so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them."
“The person kills, not the gun.”
“With tears of blood he cleansed the hand, the hand that held the steel. For only blood can wipe out blood, and only tears can heal.”
'Nothing to see here, just flossing the teeth from the devouring of your children.'
“I am become death; a shatterer of worlds. Love me, hate me, despise me, run from me, for the lord of death. . .cannot know fear.”
"Those who have crossed With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost Violent souls, but only As the hollow men"
"But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best."
"This is the culture you're raising your kids in. Don't be surprised if it blows up in your face."
"Death is the beginning. Life is the end. Death is an adventure of a life time. Death is only the beginning. Death before life. Life after death. Only the good die young. Only the bad have fun. Death is the only way out. Life last a short while. Death lasts an eternity. The blind leading the blind. The hungry feeding the hungry."
"Once again I decide to chime in. In life we see shadows and monsters of all sorts. How we deal with them is our choice. But to let them kill you, to lay down and let them win, that is the beginning of the end. But if you fight them and at least try to win, then one day you may be rewarded for the slings and arrows you have suffered."
"Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster."
"Do not gaze into the abyss for too long, or the abyss gazes back into you."
"The one who takes your hand but touches your heart is a true friend."
"All things happen for a reason."
"The more precisely you plan, the harder destiny hits you."
"Don’t use too much effort, the best things happen when you least expect them."
"Most see you as you seem, few know how you are."
"The greatest events are not the loudest but the quietest hours."
"He who wants something more than he has, must first do well at something he has never done before."
"We seldom think of what we have, we always think of what we miss."
"Don’t cry because it’s over; laugh because it happened."
"The most difficult lesson to learn is: which bridges in life to use and which to break off."
"Plan for tomorrow but LIVE for today."
"Love doesn’t require two people look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction."
"Life is drawing without an eraser."
“Friends means you’ll never have to be alone again.”
“I wish you always: air to breathe, fire to warm you, water to drink, and the earth to live in.”
“Life without friendship is like the sky without the sun.”
“It’s me and you against the world. We attack at dawn.”
“Some are born to greatness. Others achieve greatness. And some have greatness thrust upon them.”
“In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
“We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.”
“Don’t fear going slowly, fear standing still.”
“The whip is not God, but it too will find the truth.”
"I've had more profound conversations with a Magic 8 ball."
"Draft the SUV drivers first."
"I am the future of America, be afraid, be very afraid."
“True peace can only be found in the cold darkness.”
“Feel the pain of the inferior beings…as you burn in hell.”
“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
“Defenestrate: throw somebody or something out of window: to throw something or somebody out of a window (formal or humorous)"
“Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.”
“Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.”
“Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.”
“Lives sooner or later fade away, but friendship lasts for an eternity.”
"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."
“Trust is earned, not given. What is given only shatters. What is earned can be taken away, but trust will not break. Do you trust me? Some things can only be seen when you’ve lost everything.”
“As the demons from my past come, the angels run. Everything’s going to be the way they were when darkness ruled over everything.”
"I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"
"Talk only if you can improve on the silence."
"Never settle with words what you can settle with a flame thrower."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate."
"Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it."
"When someone pushes you down, get right back up and push them back."
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...than it's hilarious."
“Do not fear death, for it is only the beginning, so follow me into the darkness, for I will be your guiding light into the abyss of the deceased, and you will be safe."
“Dare to dream, dare to fly, dare to be the ever chosen one to touch the sky.”
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."
“Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.”
“People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within.”
“Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.”
“If you can’t understand my silence, then you’ll never understand my words.”
“Don’t be afraid to hurt my feelings: All you risk is my unbounded rage.”
"Aim for the moon...should you miss you will always land amongst the stars."
"I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then…"
"Suicide hotline ...please hold"
“I’m going to smile like nothing’s wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like it’s all a dream, and pretend that it’s not hurting me.”
“Luck never gives; it only lends."
“Friends are the angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”
“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
“True love does not come by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”
"Your imagination is the one thing nobody can take away from you, no matter what else one may try to take away. Within your mind, you are temporarily free from the rest of the world."
“If you’ve nothing to protect, your purpose…your soul…is lost.”
"If you're too open minded your brain will fall out."
"I've stopped listening. Why haven't you stopped talking?"
"I'm confused...wait...maybe I'm not."
"Has anyone ever just hauled off and hit you?"
"On the journey of life I took the psycho path."
"A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
"Always remember that there are few problems that can’t be solved by massive explosions."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
“A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. A woman's gotta do what he can't.”
“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you."
"No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry."
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
"I'm not fluent in Idiot, so please speak very slowly to me.”
"Rehab is for quitters."
“You can run, but you can’t look behind you. You can hide, but the truth’s gonna find you…”
"Stress-the confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it."
“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
"Don't be afraid of darkness; be afraid of what it hides."
"EVIL is just a way to LIVE backwards."
“You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.”
“Unless your heart, your soul, and your whole being are behind every decision you make, the words from your mouth will be empty, and each action will be meaningless. Truth and confidence are the roots of happiness."
“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”
"Wise men learn more from fools than fools learn from wise men."
“Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.”
“It’s not how you die that matters. It’s who you take with you.”
"A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail, not his tongue."
"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him."
"A faithful friend is the medicine of life."
“The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.”
“Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that which is dead. Therefore grieve not for what is inevitable.”
“Don’t ask the devil for wings. If you want to soar, make your own. Only then will you truly fly.”
“A gun has no loyalty. What decides your fate is on which side of the barrel you are.”
“The price of power is giving up your innocence.”
“Insanity is just a label the weak have made to keep the true geniuses from taking their rightful place in the world.”
“Fear not the darkness of the world, but that which lies within your own soul.”
“Night’s shadowy blanket serves both the kind and the wicked without any judgment.”
“You haven’t lived until you’ve found someone worth dying for.”
“Trust everybody, but cut the cards.”
“Savor life before it’s too late, for its flow never stops.”
“We can never be certain of our courage until we have faced danger.”
“War doesn’t determine who is right; it determines who is left.”
“Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak; sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go.”
“Death leaves a heartache no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal.”
“Don’t run; you’ll just die tired.”
“Give me your hand and together we will walk through fire and water.”
“I'd rather be insane and an artist then a regular person.”
“My amount of creativity is directly opposite my amount of sanity.”
“I shall always remember that my weaknesses are to be revealed on a need-to-know basis. I shall also remember that no one needs to know.”
“A good friend still thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you are slightly cracked.”
“A friend comforts you when you are down, supports you when you struggle, and celebrates when you succeed. But a best friend feels pain when you are hurt and holds you when you cry together, walks with you every step as you struggle, and rejoices with you at every success.”
“Tough times don’t last. Tough people do.”
"Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative."
“Tis a credit to one’s name when he is able to do from within what lesser men must do from without.”
“Don’t think of it as stealing. Think of it as an advance on the reward.”
“Our lives have changed us into something different. We have become like the swords we bear. We are less than human, but greater than men.”
“Despite all the terrors, misery and death in this world, the sun still rises, and beauty remains…”
“Life is an endless struggle and only those who survive it will be able to enjoy true happiness.”
“Here I am. My dreams scattered like ash on the path I’ve chosen…”
“Don’t deny the darkness in you or deem it evil…it’s merely part of who you are.”
“It takes strength, courage and a reasonable dose of insanity to try to defy your own fate and break free from it.”
“Those who want to live…let them fight. Those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle…do not deserve to live.”
“It’s interesting to note that the time a person chooses to worry is often the time when it will help him the least.”
“Perhaps the greatest burden to bear is to lose the ability to control your first impression.”
“True accomplishment may be defined as achieving something which, by all reason, should be beyond you.”
“Allegiance is a two-edged sword. Both sides must be upheld lest the blade fall asunder.”
“True strength need not boast. True power needs no voice.”
“Emotion is a crutch for the weak. One is judged by his actions, not his intentions.”
“Two lives riding on cold steel and warm hearts; fight your best to live a placid life and die an honorable death.”
“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
“In an even battle, the will to live is a unique power.”
"Greetings and salutations, welcome to my little corner of Hell. Don't mind the brimstone, we've been redecorating."
“My wrath has been awakened…and you shall be rewarded with a slow and painful death for having achieved that feat.”
“Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.”
“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of your enemies, and may their arms be too short to scratch.”
“Everyone says that time heals all wounds, but all time does is turn them into scars.”
“Pain is your friend, your ally. It will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job. But you know the best thing about pain…it lets you know you’re not dead yet.”
“True friendship isn't about being there when it's convenient; it's about being there when it's not.”
“Artificial intelligence is no match for human stupidity.”
“I'm a nice and happy person. I'm nice enough to offer mercy, and I'm happy to just get rid of you either way.”
“All one needs is a spork, a pinch of salt and a very vivid imagination to produce a perfect torture....”
“I'm not evil....I'm morally flexible!”
“You may have my body cornered, but my mind can’t be contained.”
“It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.”
“You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.”
“Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.”
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
“Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
“From the day I was born till the day I die, the only side I’m on is mine.”
“The sunsets I’m bound to see will be bloody as the rivers I’m bound to cross. If you value your life, leave me.”
“The fact that I’m smiling won’t make the pain you deserve any lighter.”
“Pain is weakness leaving your body.”
“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.”
"A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws."
“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
“If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.”
“The words that escape a friend's mouth are ‘I'll be there when you say you need me’ but the words that are unheard from a true friend's heart are ‘I'll be there...whether you say you need me or not.’”
“Never be afraid to try. Remember...Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”
“Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.”
“The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.”
“God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.”
“Sometimes, 'The Majority' only means that all the fools are on the same side.”
“Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.”
“Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
“The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.”
“What we do in life, echoes in eternity...”
“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass...its learning to dance in the rain.”
“Everything's always ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.”
“Take life with a grain of salt.....a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.”
“When a man wants to murder a tiger, he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him, he calls it ferocity.”
“Cowardice is loathsome…and so are those who house it in their hearts.”
"He who speaks with a sharp tongue cuts his own throat."
“Words are silver but silence is golden. Too bad some people don’t learn that the easy way.”
"Time is an infinite canvas; I am only one of many paintbrushes to have been swept across its surface."
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!"
"There’s an unknown pandemic that’s already engulfed the entire world. It’s caused massive devastation over years, its killed billions and it tears us apart every day, it will be the end of this planet. That plague, is called humanity."
“In the flames of battle the worthy will shine and the vicious will be burned to ashes.”
“My Karma ran over your dogma.”
“When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign of other intelligent life is that they don't contact us.”
“Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that!”
"Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
“Why is it that demons never have anything good to say? It's all 'Soon you will die' and 'Hell is coming' and 'Beware your doom.' Never just, 'Seasons Greetings from the Underworld!'"
"Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong it will go wrong, unless I really like you and make an exception. In which case, let the rest of the world run screaming, don't worry - you'll be fine."
"There are things that go bump in the night. We are the ones that bump back."
“When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take a step into darkness of the unknown, we must believe one of two things will happen-there will be something solid for us to stand upon, or we will be taught to fly.”
“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?”
“Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
“Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.”
“Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.”
“‘Violence accomplishes nothing.’ What a contemptible lie! Raw, naked violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method ever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?”
“I've always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.”
"Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you."
"You have been talking all day but haven't said a word."
“A person who is ‘of sound mind’ is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.”
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
“The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.”
“If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.”
“If there’s a door to heaven, where's my key? On second thought, where's my lockpick.”
“Due to current financial restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.”
“I shall always protect the ones I love, and kill those who oppose them.”
"In the confrontation between the river and the rock, the river always wins...not through strength, but by perseverance."
“Life beats down and crushes the soul - and art reminds you that you have one.”
"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Tittilandus" (Latin: Never tickle a sleeping dragon)
“Bring it on; Let the trouble come, let it make me fall; On the One who’s strong; Bring it on. Let the lightning flash, let the thunder roll; Let the storm winds blow; Bring it on. Let me be weak so I’ll know the strength; Of the One who’s strong; Bring it on.”
“Words can make a deeper scar than silence can heal.”
“The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.”
“Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.”
“Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book.”
“To ride a horse is to ride the sky.”
“A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, and getting things done.”
“The lessons of silence are peerless and are unmatched by anything else under Heaven.”
“When all else fails, run around like a maniac and scream like a little girl. This method is said to confuse, and amuse your possible annihilator(s), and give you about 2 extra minutes before death.”
“I'm not evil, I just have a sense of justice that doesn't like to be rubbed the wrong way...”
“Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard and do evil.”
“If you walk with the grace of a warrior and the confidence of a king, those you do not impress you will intimidate.”
“The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it.”
“Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.”
“Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls."
“A friend is one to whom you can pour out the entire content of your heart, chaff and grain alike, and know that the gentlest of hands will sift it, keep what is good, and, with the breath of kindness, blow the rest away.”
“The only approval, recognition, and praise we artists need...is our own.”
“You grab its snout and start pumping lasers up its nose. It is made unhappy by this.”
“Religion is for people afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been”
“When religion ruled the world, they called it the dark ages.”
“The best way to predict the future is to help create it.”
“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”
“Courage in women is often mistaken for insanity.”
“If you touch me, I swear to every deity anyone has ever believed in, I will snap your arm off and use it to row across the Atlantic.”
“Dead stars still burn.”
“All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life they will say you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no's become meaningless. All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly. AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES.”
“In chaos there lies opportunity”
“First I was dying to finish high school and start college. And then I was dying to finish college and start working. And then I was dying to marry and have children. And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could return to work. And then I was dying to retire. And now, I am dying ….. and suddenly realize I forgot to live.”
"As I gaze at the sky with the warm sun upon my face, a mild breeze blowing clearing my mind, and centered, ah yes, centered."
"Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought it back."
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose."
"The blade goes dull with every strike, but the arm that holds it does not."
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and am therefore exempt from saving universes."
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, screaming 'Holy crap what a ride!'" |
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