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This is Ricki's website, the Jexfiles. Finally, I have an excuse to build a website! I never had anything to put on a site before, but now there's the comix! The world must know about all the crazy conspiracies! We must foil the plots of the evil chickens, Darth Vader, Gopherzilla, and all those awful teachers who conspire to make us fail school. Their master plan is to bore us to death with lectures, then give us so much homework that we can't see past the classroom facade to the truth of their takeover! We must warn everyone, before it's too late...