Hey fomnif's it has been updated with cornflakes hahahahaha
Welcome to my world fun fun fomnif This is the place to just kick back and relax and watch some wierd ass videos. AND tell you about the fomnif and what it is. My Photos are worth 1,000,000,000 ugly faces, so I have some for you to look at I include them here too. apple sauce and cheese weebles quinwee sandwhiches. There is a more importaint part of me though i'm a manager for Jordan doucette and this site will also help promote her
Cereal Killer 1
cereal killer 2
Cereal killer 3
Cereal killer 4
Cereal killer 5
Rise of the cornflakes 1
Rise of the cornflakes 2
Little info on the gyemboke
The fomnif bible
applesauce and cheese
1:01 fomnif quinwee sandwitches weebles uf
in the begining there was only fomnif and this was good
and the moon was made of barbecue spare ribes and every thing was good.
in the begining there was only fomnif and this was good
and the moon was made of barbecue spare ribes and every thing was good.
1:02 fomnif said let there be quenstorvin and was much happiness in its mouth.
1:03 fomnif created man and man was lonely. fomnif could tell cause mans hand was always tired and his penis was sore.
1:04 so fomnif used mans Third nipple to make women and man was very happy.
1:05 Women tell man to take down trash man says no she says why not and man replys with "cause your face is ugly"
and thus comdey is born.
1:06 The sun was made of tomato soup thus the stars were made of quinwee.
1:07 Then women eat cornedbeef and get them kick out of there house cause cornedbeef was forbidden.
1:08 Man and women have kids named fart and ass and a girl named face face face.
1:09 erkumja kumja kum erkumla hum boo moo sho loo.
1:10 then fomnif created three gods ,david bowie,robert plant and johnny dep.
1:11 he did this too show his power over his minions ummm....ur I mean people
1:12 fomnif had a goddess that liked fluff and beans she ate them to regane her power of fomnif.
1:13 It wasn't long that fomnif turned itself into a food so he could be apart of every one and thus it became studle.
1:14 everytime his people would gather they would break fomnif to be apart of the enity that is fomnif then they only would too become fomnif.
1:15 fomnif created a big city and in this city was a masturbating dragon named dave.
1:16 dave materbated all the time and the town did'nt like this at all.
1:17 then came a dragon slayer named agle bagle and he said that he would beat the dragon at his own game by out masturbating him.
1:18 agle bagle then went to the dragon and said that if he defeats the dragon the dragon would have to leave the dragon excepted.
1:19 they masturbated for two years until the dragon died of loss of penis.
1:20 agle bagle won but was cursed with no sex cause everytime he touched or someoneles touched his penis it would hurt
1:21 fomnif said that masterbating would be a sin and no masturbating signs were every ware in the big city.
1:22 the only trouble there was now that the city was sticky from the masterbating took place plus they had a dead dragon on there hands with a huge
erect penis a lots of people died from the penis and got stuck in the sperm from the dragon they went hungery.
fomnif came down and with flick of his wrist turned all of the sperm and the dragon into frosting the fallowers in the city proceded to lick off the frosting on the ground and the city but keep the penis and gave it to agle bagle and a reward for defeating him with his penis masturbation fomnif weeble akkgee.
quinwee
2:01 the age of rubs came and everyone now was a fallower of fomnif they streched out all over the united fomnif areas
everyone ate applesauce and cheese for lunch and for dinner strudle yes there was a great time in the big city and the united fomnif areas.
2:02 but there was one who thought of fomnif to be silly and crotch tasteing. his name was danish or in gymeboke finmof.
2:03 finmof was all that was evil but fomnif was easy going so he shruged it shoulders and said mah!
2:04 finmof called upon the the mighty power of his anus and said the words caba laba daba. and summond the great dave the masturbating dragon
from the dead. and gave him the title of stan meaning his right hand man. finmof then banned all fomnif from the land in which he was every time there was studle it would wither and die in his presance.
2:04 finmof then used his powers to wither all the penises in the land to the avarage of 5 inches. before that there avarage penis was 12 feet.
2:05 people say that this was a good thing that finmof did but he knew the males would react in a manner that would be crotch tasting to him.
2:06 they rebelled to finmof and punched every new born baby in the face cause new born babys were evil back then and threw fire balls out of there anuses.
2:07old spice old spice old spice bananas pfft! then crap fell from the sky a that was acid like fire ball ice water chocolate.
2:08 thus came finmof the crotch tasting danish and it said let the qwee flebs out and don't touch my penis and so he did