Welcome to Jessica Butcher's Hideous Aether Web Page
This page is intended to spread word of the astounding, wonderful, brilliant, (and extremely conceited) author-illustrator, jewelry maker, snake tamer, airshipwoman , and secret agent of the Crown: Jessica Butcher.
Notable Facts About Jessica Butcher
Miss Jessica Butcher, Esq., though incredibly talented, is mute and albino. If you tell her that she does in fact possess the ability to talk (though she seldom utilises it) , and possesses a certain amount of melanin (however negligible), she will spit in your face. She is fourteen years and one month of age. She lives in Seattle, which she wishes was a British colony. Her real name is not Jessica Butcher. She has four sisters, named Elizabeth, Charlotte, Josephine, and Lavinia. Only one of them is really her sister. None of those are their real names. She has a boyfriend. She enjoys referring to herself in the third person. She has two cats, which are insane. She also has two scars.
Jessica Butcher's Work
Jessica Butcher is currently working on three series of adventure stories, being mostly Gaslight Romances, concerning paranormal phenomena, or circuses, or all three. Their titles are Flight Gear, The Adventures of Jonathan Hart, Monster Hunter, and The Annals of Qua Hoon. She also makes jewelry, and is part of a top-secret organization dedicated to finding out classified information concerning UFOs that is being hidden from the public by the evil and repressive U.S. government. Or at least she claims to be. She does many other things as well.
Where to Find Jessica Butcher's Work
-On her person
-On her laptop
-In her bedroom
-In Eastside Preparatory School's literary and arts journal, Unreal
-In her own story-paper which she is planning to put together, Flight Gear
Contact Information
You shall not receive contact information, you ugly wart on a cetacean's nipple!
Links
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