Um..this is just a really dumb conversation I had with KittyKate one day...I think I'd advise you not to read this if you are easily offended by people joking about Cats..or whatever :P
Lemme start from the beginning..which was about a month ago. KittyKate and I were jsut sitting..waiting for a pizza to finish cooking...and Kitty blurted out, "I just had the STUPIDEST idea...ya do NOT want to know" Eventually I got her to write it down..she wrote "Rum Tum Tugger likes pizza." For some reason that was really funny to us...we were laughing about it for at least an hour :P
Well..about a month later..we were talking..about nothing really..and I started to think about when KittyKate had that stupid thought about Tugger and pizza. I tarted laughing and told Kitty what I was thinking about. Once I told her she giggled and said, "Oooh boy..I just had an even stupider thought then that!" She wrote it down and handed the piece of paper to me. This one said "Rum Tum Tugger dancing wiht a pizza"
Once we had partly recovered from laughing so hard about this..I aksed her, "How exactly do you see Tugger dnacing wiht a pizza?"
She replied, "I see his dancing the 'Rum Tum Tugger' song, but spinning a pizza like a basketball..ya know.."
I then told her, "I see him WALTZING with it!" Then we looked at each other and said, "THAT'S a lovely picture," We laughed so hard we started crying!
Once we had calmed donw a little bit, I added to my waltzing idea, "I also see little hearts floating around..ya know like they do in cartoons when two characters are in love and stuff,"
After another few minutes we recovered and SOMEHOW we started thinking about the Cats characters and turning them into food! Here's what we came up wiht..remeber..there were really no reasons for the foods we chaose for most of these
Rum Tum Tugger- Popcorn
Asparagus jr. - Green bean
Gus Sr.- Spaghetti
Rumplteazer- Peas
Mungojerrie- Sweet potato
Munkustrap- Carrot
Grizzabella- Rice
Victoria- Marshmellow (well..there's kinda some sense to that..they're both white :P)
Electra-
Alonzo- Bell Pepper
Old Duet- Chocolate Cake
Pouncival- A chicken drumstick :P
Tumblebrutus- Stick (yep..just a stick..off of a tree..a stick :P)
Cassandra- a rock (I don't like Cassandra.. :P)
Jemima- Spinach
Bombalurina- Pizza
Demeter- Muffin
Macavity- Cookie
Jennyanydots- Cheesae
Skimble- Corn
Misto/Quaxo- okay..this one we had too much fun with :P First we thought a cookie..then just plain sugar..then Kitty said "a fuzzy rock!" thats kinda what stuck..just cuz it's dumb..but we decided on..Misto is a caramel..