UK Jedi Party

The UK Jedi Party- Coming to you through the Web, the Galactic Holonet and through your mind...

 

This site is the home of the UK Jedi Party, a non registered political party dedicated to representing all the Jedi who were brave enough to admit thier religion on the census form.  
Male female, human or alien, lightside or darkside- We dont care!! Just so long as you can swing a lightsabre, talk in an ominous tone, quote any line from the film in any situation, despise The Phantom Menace and can get into a heated three discussion over why Greedo should never have been allowed to shoot first.

WE ARE STRICTLY ANTI DROIDS

 This is not me.

First they tell us that lightsabres can't go in our hand luggage because apparently they are an 'offensive weapon', and now we hear news that a member of BA's check in staff was banned from wearing her traditional Jedi Robes. Xzrqz-wan Trqz, 135, was outraged when she was told that her religious dress breached their uniform regulations, especially as Hutt employees are still allowed to bring a naked slave girl and a drool bucket to work.We are now calling for a BA boycott, until they change their policies or we get bored. Which ever comes first.

  B.A. Planes grounded at Heathrow due to our boycott.
                                And the fact that we stole all of the cabin air fresheners. Mwahahaha!!

New E.U. regulations require the disabling or destruction of all lightsabres, clearly an unacceptable policy! The Jedi Party strongly opposes this latest assualt on our religion and urges all decent, hard-working Jedi to demonstrate against it, preferably by waving your lightsabre around in a public place, whilst screaming and threatening random strangers. That ought to show them.

The Jedi Party is sad to announce the resignation of two leading members.

Master Qui-Gon Jinn has resigned following revelations about his chronic use of death sticks. He is quoted as saying "I will go home and think about my life". We wish him all the best, and are sure that his trip to the detox clinic on Naboo will be successful.

Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has also resigned following revelations that he lied about his lifestyle. He had previously claimed that he was a Jedi, but new evidence appears to suggest that he was a evil, mudering Sith Lord. The Jedi Party wish him a painful and bloody death.

 

 

 

This is the only Jedi Party Site on the web. We were here first and we are the best. There are other crude imitations which we have determined are being done by retarted gungans who are so inept and unfunny they make Jar-Jar Binks look like a good idea to a have in a film script.

 

Please only visit us, the site dedicated to the True Force. Also, the only site personally endorsed by Yoda, the greatest green jedi there has ever been

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