Jack deWaalMiller

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose

Atomic Prayer

If the bomb drops

And I’m at my girlfriend’s house

Give me the time to enjoy one last kiss

If the bomb drops

And I’m on the Abernathy Bridge

Give me time to dive off the bridge

If the bomb drops

And I’m at the Clackamas Town Center

Let me have the time to hit on most of the girls there

If the bomb drops

And I’m driving on McLaughlin

Let me have the chance to go 275 MPH

If the bomb drops

And I’m lying in my bed

Let me have the chance

To think of robbing a bank

If the bomb drops

Grant me the power to read people’s minds