9.25.04

-Betcha thought I was dead, huh? "Anarchy as a Societal Constant," my take on international relations, is posted in the Musings. I know you're all dying to find out what I think of interactions between nations, eh?

8.1.04

-The Most Useless Forums on the Planet turned out to be a little too useless. Good idea, bad timing. They'll come back eventually, but don't hold your breath. A new update that will be hopefully a little more useful is currently on the drawing board.

7.30.04

-Alright, the big update is done. Announcing the most useless forums on the planet, now appearing in the sidebar. Click the link, sign up, and behave. Or I'll kick your ass. Or die trying. Probably die trying. Note--the forums pop up in a new window, so if you can't see them, you've probably got your popup controls on. Hit "Ctrl," and that usually lets the window through.

7.25.04

-"Ricky Williams is a %$^#ing Freak." posted in Musings. It's not the huge update I promised, but it should hold you over.

You football fans, anyway.

7.20.04

-The work continues, but I'm basically working full-time on real estate at this point, and it's had to take a back seat. Expect a big update eventually, but I'm not sure when "eventually" is.

Meanwhile, go here and enjoy the absolute funniest political satire of all freakin' time. Seriously. It may take many tries to get through, but it is definitely worth it.

6.26.04

-No everyone, I'm not dead. I know, you're all thinking "dammit!" It's ok, that's the reaction I usually get when I tell people I'm not dead yet. All the same, I promise there's an update coming soon. When is soon? Probably within a couple weeks. And this ain't no little musing either. This is a whole new page, but since I'm also building a website for my stepdad (and getting paid for that), this takes a back seat. I'll keep ya'll posted.

Yes, I said "ya'll."

5.17.04

-Ok, you whiny f*cking bitches. The music's gone. Happy? Jeez, I write a freakin' dissertation on the nature of time, and you slobs won't even sign the damn guestbook. No, let's just sit there and bitch about the music. WAAAAAH F*CKING WAAAAAH. You guys suck.

5.15.04

-Happy birthday, poopface!

-Bio page added. Click on "the man called b."

5.13.04

-"Ben's Theory of Timeline Expansion" posted in Musings.

4.24.04

-New essay posted. "Pat Tillman - A Real Hero."

4.16.04

-New essay posted. "'The Swan' is a duck." Click the "Musings" link to view it.

4.14.04

-Guestbook page up and running. Sign it. I COMMAND YOU.

-Wanna e-mail me? SPEAK! and ye shall be heard.

4.13.04

-Website up and running, work continues.

-Click that link that says "Musings" in the left hand bar for my...uh...musings. It's where I'll be all philosophical and stuff. Or where I'll go when I just want to rant about shit. Much more to come.

-Chatroom opened for business. 4 users at a time max...eh...ain't 4 people in the world who know this site exists yet.

-b