Jaz Moore

Little Miss Sunshine

I was buying a subaru with the Little Miss Sunshine cast because they wanted to trade in the yellow Volkswagon van. I guess I felt smothered by them because I totally bolted. I ended up treading the air and flying away. They were chasing me and trying to get me back and appeared to be distraught. I could see all sorts of highways and glowing lights from so far up in the sky. The breeze felt cool and the night was very dark. A building came into view it was the size of a movie theatre complex. I flew inside and it had high ceilings with supports everywhere and exciting colorful lights. There was a section of the interior that was for VIP viewing of a movie and security guards are posted everywhere. Dozens of elegantly dressed people go into the section. Well I wasn't having any of that so I flew over the security perimeter and clung to the ceiling like Spiderman. I landed quickly w/out anyone noticing and disguised myself as a back up singer for the premiere by assuming the position by the other singers. They asked who I was and I replied "Jessie." I also happened to be sitting sideways on the wall. Toni Collette, Bruce Willis, and Greg Grunberg (random i know) enter the scene looking for me and I panic and leave again. I am exhilarated by the chase. I go outside into the brisk night air yet again only this time it is raining. I jump about 2 blocks into a field surrounded by freeways. The stars are beautiful.

RoBo

Robots started accumulating around my house because they wanted to kill me. There were some the size of houses and others as tall as me. I found the situation extremely amusing. All I had to do was hide behind my couch and they couldn't find me. Stupid Robots!

Wonder why people think I do drugs?

Wow Last night January 7th was a menagerie of trippy ass dreams. Here's the one I remember the most:

My grandma Anne and I went to an exhibit on caves in Disney World. We saw this magic steering wheel thing in a hidden corner and picked it up. All of a sudden there were a dozen other people grasping at the wheel as well. We were all hanging onto it in a giant circle. John Malkovich pops up and tell us we are traveling to a distant land. There is this blinding flash and we are on this Rock island that has various cottages on it and is completely surrounded by a globular net.

I seem to be the only person outside. I pop into the closest house and walk into a victorian style kitchen without any furniture. My Moms are there. They tell me not to go outside because no one is to know that we are here in this abandoned house. They were very scared. My dead dog Snoopy trots over to me and I pick him up and rub my face in his neck. Then I nod to my moms and then against their orders casually slip out the way I came with Snoopy in tow. It was muddy and foggy outside. I noticed a figure in the distance. I called out to it. A little boy about the age of 12 walked up to me. He seemed innocent enough so I asked why he lived here and why everyone was so scared all the time. He explained that trolls hunted here and pretty much killed anyone they felt like. I asked him why he didn't try to escape. Apparently nobody ever visited the island, there were no phones, and they couldn't get through the net encompassing the island. Ha! I laughed. I told him not to worry. We could build a gigantic raft out of the abandoned house and sail to safety.

His mother called and I remembered that I wasn't to give my presence away so i ran as hard as I could back to the house. I entered and my mom looked at me sadly. I glanced outside and noticed my footprints leading right to the house. SHIT! Then some other stuff happened with a dragon or something...:) THE END

Drama Teacher from Hell

Just had a nightmare that I ran into my drama teacher from high school. This woman is awful and manipulative and her name should never be spoken out loud for fear of opening the charred gates of hades. I woke up soaked with sweat. My god it was terrible!

December 8th

Bats everywhere as far as the eye could see, and by that I mean about 5. These weren't just any bats but gigantic cat sized ones. For some unexplainable reason I got them as pets and they really liked hanging upside down from my dream version of a bedroom ceiling. It was distracting for me to have them there so I went to try and get them down and they just flew at me and started flapping all over me and giving me bat kisses. Well if you've never been kissed by a dream bats it hurts. Those little SOBs have really rough prickly fur and these talons that scratch. I understood that they were doing it because they loved me so instead of capturing them and putting them in cages, I just bought a really nice chandelier that they could nest in. My room got a little less batty and a little more classy and they got to have a nice little nesting spot. The end.

*Note to self: Don't eat trail mix before bed

November 9th

My name was Kroanos and I was an angel Gargoyle halfbreed. I was made partially of stone but still not so heavy that I couldn't fly. There was a bad gargoyle that was going to hurt my dream mom and dream sisters so I flew way up into the sky. I had this cool bluish gray stone body and really big blue wings. I ended up confronting the bad gargoyle and touched its face. The beast's nose crumbled where my skin touched. My power was to decimate anything made of stone with a single touch. AWESOME!

November 5th

I had a dream that I woke up from a nap and found a cute little tortoise dragging himself along. Something happened and I guess I ran the poor guy over with my bike! He was broken in half and I started crying because he looked like he was suffering. His front half and his back half were both moving freely so I thought that maybe I could fix him. I then preceded to to duct tape him back together. Mr. Tortoise and I then had a conversation and he thanked me for all my help and proclaimed that he was getting quite hungry. I came back and fed him some romaine lettuce and brought him a plate of water in case he got thirsty. I turned my back for a moment and when I looked back he had tried to walk over the plate of water and got stuck. it was hilarious. I picked him up and tucked Mr. Tortoise into a bed of ugly sweaters I made for him. He thanked me again and I told him that I would always take care of him because he was my friend

* Mr. Tortoise had a deep old man baritone voice.

November 2nd

I was a character in Heroes who had the power to wish for things and they would happen. My age kept changing in the dream so I can't really say how old i was. Anyway the dream went like this:

I was with Matt Parkman and Daphne and we were in this old french style building that happened to have a pizza parlor in it. It was beautiful, there were columns and shiny floors, it was small but spacious at the same time. Daphne didn't like me hanging around because she didn't trust me but Matt did. She argued that I could have swayed her at any moment to believe something. Matt just ate a piece of pizza. I knew that Daphne was betraying Matt because I wished to know but I didn't say anything. They then went to this big big big house (french style) where all four floors were connected by this big fat staircase. I tagged along wishing everyone to not notice me. Daphne and Matt knew this was the bad guys house but were undercover. I went to explore the house and ended up on the top floor where this guy was sleeping on a couch. I was pretty beat so I decided to rest my head on the other couch. The guy woke up, I wished him back to sleep, he snored really loud, i wished him to stop snoring. I rested a bit and then heard noises on the floor below so I investigated. The group of bad people were talking about Daphne and Matt!

They knew who they were and were going to trick them and then kill them. Well I flipped a shit, got myself noticed and then had to wish myself invisible and then out of everyone's memory. I climbed out onto the roof jumoing from space to space trying to locate Daphne and Matt through the windows. I was getting extremely tired from using my power almost to the point that it would stop working. I summoned up some of the last bits and wished Daphne and Matt to forget me so I could easily check out the main facility behind the house, without risking having my existence known if someone read their minds. I ran into the little stretch of pretty wood going to the facility and the lady bad guy (who looked like the actress Laura Linney) saw me. she didn't remember who I was of coarse so I lied and said I was there on a field trip to visit the facility. She believed me because she was a bit disoriented from the effects of me messing with her brain and all. I looked around and saw all these troops and explosions taking place. I friggin' freaked out and I high tailed it outta there. They saw me and began a chase. I wished myself invisible using the last bit of my power. I was so tired I kept flickering so people would do double takes. I caught up with Daphne and Matt walking down a crowded cobblestone street and began whispering in Daphne's ear. I told her that she and Matt were being followed. She kept her cool and I reminded her who I was. her eyes lit up in recognition as the memories of me came back. She looked over her shoulder.

Then I woke up.