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UFOh My God!
Wellety wellety, the title seems a bit strange. I saw a UFO. wow a UFO, something in the sky that has no explanation. Could be a satellite, a star, a shooting star, a plane, a planet... whatever! I'll let you decide... It was a Wednesday, I think. Now, we were all in the woods taking care of a few 14 year olds. It was supposed to be a fun adventure, as we were due to spend the night in the dense forest. As night fell it was cold, dark, spooky, silent, and chilling. Not a thing was alive in there, the trees all dead and rotting, and abandoned by the wildlife. Not a thing moved, not a sound was made and not a thing could be seen in the darkness. All around our campfire was a vast nothingness which was unexplored and feared by us.
It was like something from the 'Blair Witch.' I was lying down, staring up, trying to imagine myself somewhere else, somewhere safe and calm. Beside me was John, a friend, quietly chatting to a second year and around me was a group of nice little adventurers all tired out from their day of fire-making and hill-walking. Silently across the sky shone a bright light. It was to my right at first, and looked like a large plane taking off. I couldn't make out the shape of the plane but I could see a very bright circle of light, moving quite fast across the sky. John shut me up and we watched quietly as it quickly moved over the forest. As it moved, John kept asking what it was, and I kept shushing him. The whole forest, the whole world was silent as this thing passed overhead. There was no flashing light on it, no jet stream behind it and not a sound as it flew above us. . It was far away but moved so fast that It was definitely a plane of sort. All I could hear was my heart beating and my lungs gasping for air.
I saw it quickly slow down as it came over the forest and I watched through the trees as it moved. Our huge fire had died out at this stage and I was relieved. It felt like it was searching the forest for something or someone. Quickly it moved out of sight and we all looked at each other. "I think we just saw a UFO"
I couldn’t sleep at all that night and I felt like I was being watched closely. This really was not the best place to see a UFO. The only way of escape was down a steep mountain, through dense, fallen trees and over thick bog. Thank Fuck!
Google NonSense 
What is the deal with Google AdSense? If you have not already noticed, this site is riddled with Google ads and ads supplied by Google. Yet how much revenue has the site earned from its first week and its first 100 clicks? Nothing, not one cent has been credited. Not even a cent for a full week of constant advertising. Is it discrimination? Could it be possible that they are using the site? What is going on with Google?
I thought I would spend my whole Thursday getting to the bottom of this whole charade, so I went through a whole webpage of tutorials and FAQs and found absolutely nothing about "What to do if we are not giving you your fucking money!"
Contacting them would most likely return the latest in Google automated Emailing technology and I wouldn’t even think about calling them. It seems like they are purposely trying to confuse people into free advertising space, yet their goal is to “enable publishers to make as much or more than they could with other advertising networks.”
So, just to point out to all the dedicated viewers and reader, I will not clear this site of Google ads, I won't boycott them, though I will let all of you know that Google is one big internet sham.
Irish government to rush emergency legislation
Following the inhumane release of sex offender Mr. A by the high court last week, the government plan to rush emergency legislation through the Oireachtas. After last Tuesday's High Court decision, the government plan on releasing legislation which will fill the gaping hole created by the Mr. A case. The Taoiseach said he was prepared to recall the Dáil this week to discuss the legislation in detail. Mr. Ahern was responding to strong attacks from opposition leaders who accused the Government of incompetence and complacency.
The legislation is still under consideration by the Department of Justice, Equality and Law Reform and hopefully should come into effect next week. In my honest opinion, the Government should be commended for the near to immediate response to the case ruling, though many argue of course that the loop hole which could have resulted in dozens of offenders being let loose, was due to the incompetence of the 'headless gang of burglars' that is our government.
By JayCummins
Summer has arrived!
Well watever you are doing for summer it is bound be great. Forecast for this year's break is excellent. Almost 20 hours of full blown sunlight each day! Like last year, rain should be very uncommon and skies should be clear.
So whatever you have planned bring some suncream or your gonna fucking die!!!!
Thanks
By JayCummins
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