A duck walks into a bar and says: "got any grapes?"
Confuded,the bartender sez no.
the duk thanks him and walks away.
The next day thre Duck walks in and asked da same question.
Now da bartender kinda pissed so he sez no.
again the duck thanks him and walks away.
The next day guess who walks into thre bar?
The duk.
but before he cud say anything the bartendert shouted:
"LOOK IF U ASK 4 GRAPES 1 MOR TIME IM GONNA NAIL UR DANM BEAK 2 DA BAR!!!"
So the duck was silent a moment then asked "Got any nails?"
No. sez da bartender.
So the duk sez "good got any grapes?"
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what did the coffie say 2 da police?
"ive been mugged"
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what did the policeman say when the famous art painting was stolen?
"details are skethy"
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what did the potato say to the chef?
"Foiled again!"
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what did the farmer say when he found 3 holes in the ground?
"well, well, well..."
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what do u say 2 a guy who wrote a book about clock repair?
"Its about time"
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what do u say 2 a stubborn tailor?
"Suit yourself"
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what do u say 2 a boomerang on its birthday?
Many happy returns"
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why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
"He didnt have the guts to do it"
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whay was the plumer so tierd?
"He felt drained"
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why didnt the elephant buy a phorshe?
"It didnt have enuff trunk space"
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what do the king and queen of hearts give thier daughter for her birthday?
"A card"
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