Welcome to the J.A.S Childcare institute.
Run by Kalif ( a former agent for the KGB, the kalif is trained to look after kids, ever since he was put in charge of kidnapping enemy agents children for ransome).
Your child will be kept safe whilst in our care, and also entertained by "Toby the Tiger" and "Boingo the Clown"

Just take a look at the amazing condtions we have to offer.

"Little Johnny is kept safe in his cag..er...cot by the fun loving attack dog Tyson"
So take a break, and let Kalif and the rest of the team look after your children. As kailf always says "i swear nothing will happen to your child, i SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE!!!!!"
For more information on where to find us and how to join, go to the next page...