Jarhad's Junk Site

Lame Jokes

Disclaimer: I will not in any way be responsible for anything that may happen to you arising from the exposure to these lame jokes by you-know-who and idiosyncracies by you-know-who.

P.S. To derive maximal satisfaction you must imagine
vividly the facial expressions, gestures and tone of voice presented while they originally told these jokes or spoke these words which, unfortunately, I'm unable to reproduce here.

Famous Football Personality

J: Who is Singapore's most famous football player?

O: Mohammad Fandi

Chinups

What are the two types of chin up grips?
O: Overcraft and Undercraft

Masters Degree

Once there was a person with a double masters who came and created a scene.
After the incident:
A: Aiya, I also got master degree.
     See, I got Master (proudly showing MSG wrist-rank).
     I also got degree - 37 degree!

Damn Fast Runner

On the subject of 2.4km run:

X: Wa that guy so fast, run 7-something.

A: So what, I can also run 7-something.
     I just need to wake up early and run... Then will be 7-something!

MT Line

Q: Do you know why nobody ever picks up the phone at the MT line?




A: Because it's empty!

Painting

On the subject of water-coloured pictures:

Y: I think mine looks like a chinese painting.

A: Of course la!  You're chinese, so your painting is a chinese painting.