Lame Jokes
Disclaimer: I will not in any
way be responsible for anything that may happen to you arising from the
exposure to these lame jokes by you-know-who and idiosyncracies by you-know-who.
P.S. To derive maximal satisfaction you must imagine vividly the
facial expressions, gestures and tone of voice presented while they
originally told these jokes or spoke these words which, unfortunately,
I'm unable to
reproduce here.
Famous Football Personality
J: Who is Singapore's most famous football player?
O: Mohammad Fandi
Chinups
What are the two types of chin up grips?
O: Overcraft and Undercraft
Masters Degree
Once there was a person with a double masters who came and created a scene.
After the incident:
A: Aiya, I also got master degree.
See, I got Master (proudly showing MSG wrist-rank).
I also got degree - 37 degree!
Damn Fast Runner
On the subject of 2.4km run:
X: Wa that guy so fast, run 7-something.
A: So what, I can also run 7-something.
I just need to wake up early and run... Then will be 7-something!
MT Line
Q: Do you know why nobody ever picks up the phone at the MT line?
A: Because it's empty!
Painting
On the subject of water-coloured pictures:
Y: I think mine looks like a chinese painting.
A: Of course la! You're chinese, so your painting is a chinese painting.