In the beginning,God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep;and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters. Then God said, "Let there be Oriola"; and there was Oriola. And God saw that Oriola was good; and God separated Oriola from the stupid. And God called Oriola "Owi the Genius", and the stupid, "Janet the stupid". And there was creation of the Oriola and the Janet.

In accordance to God's plan and the saying "opposites attract", Oriola and Janet became the best of friends. They talked on the phone everyday for hours on end and talked about things that mattered. Oriola always made Janet feel good about herself even if others did not. She learned to understand and console Janet in a way noone could have. However, one obstacle got in the way between their relationship. Oriola, the Genius, wanted go second to the right and then straight on till morning to Neverland and leave Janet, the Stupid. Oriola, born a genius developed a means of transportation, very much like wings, to fly on eternally. You had to think about intellectual and happy things to be able to fly. But Janet, being stupid, could not grasp the idea of thinking, itself. You see, thinking was a new concept to primitives in that era and was only discovered 100000000000000000000 years later.

Meanwhile, Janet pleaded Oriola not to leave her behind. It would be too lonesome in a vast world where words are meaningless and words inaudible without a single human being anywhere on the face of the earth. Oriola indeed desired for Janet to come along with her, but couldn't since Janet could not find her way around anywhere. She deeply regretted the fact that Janet would not be able to share the world with sexy, old men and their charismatic charms that would always win Janet's heart. They cried together and laughed together. Finally, Oriola departed into the night, unfolding her graceful arms and parting one last glance with the stupid.

Janet learned to survive on her own, and recalled the beautiful memories she had with Oriola. She grew physically, emotionally, and mentally. So, one day, she came up with a brilliant idea. "I know! I shall call up my brother, Jeremy Sumpter, residing in mars to fly over here and take me away to Neverland!" Her ingenious plan unveiled itself and went smoothly as planned.

Janet, the Stupid, arrived in Neverland with Jeremy and gasped at all the magical old men and could not help hiding her joy! She almost forgot about Oriola in her dream come true. However, in a second, Oriola appeared out from behind a tree, wearing Scarlet and Gold silk gown. She looked like an elegant fairy! They embraced and Janet introduced Jeremy to Oriola. Oriola could not believe her eyes! He was sooo gorgeous! Maybe it was because of all the old men, but she instantly fell in love with Jeremy! Janet was happy for them and permitted their marriage. It seemed like everything was coming back to as it was before, when Janet noticed something peculiar about Oriola. She had a stick in her hand, and it produced all sorts of things! With one flick, fruits would be moving around the air, broken glasses were repaired, and food appeared out of nowhere! Janet marvelled at Oriola's talents, but put it aside. Well, obviously, she was a genius. She can do anything she wants. But Janet still couldn't resist asking about her secrets. She said she met this old man who retired from Hogwarts, a genius school, and had the grace to teach her his skills. Oriola was basking in her glory and began to teach Janet. But Janet, being stupid, did not have the capacity to do magic. She could only lift a feather. She turned out to be a squib. But she was content and decided to leave the smart stuff for the smart people. So she was determined to gaze at hot old men all day long. Jackie Chan came across her path one day, and they both fell in love and married.

Meanwhile, God looked down from above and was iminently happy in his creations and the friendship he created between Oriola, the Genius and Janet, the Stupid. He proved to the whole universe, that loyal friends will always be loyal forever.