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Music I composed:
One day the teacher instructed everyone to come to the front of the class one at a time to demonstrate something exciting. When little Johnny's turn came, he went to the blackboard and made a dot. The Teacher said "what's that", to which Johnny replied "It's a period, ma'am.". She said "I know that, but what's so exciting about it?", and Johnny replied "I dunno, ma'am, but yesterday morning my sister said she missed one... My Mom fainted, my Dad had a heart attack, and the next door neighbour shot himself."
Simple Simon Met A Pieman Going To The Fair
Simple Simon Said To Pieman
"What have you got there?"
The Pieman Said Unto Simon
"Pies, you dickhead"
Lewis Boogie:by Jerry Lee Lewis
My name's Jerry Lee Lewis, I'm from Louisiana
I'm gonna play you a little boogie on this here piana.
I'm doin' mighty fine, gonna make ya shake it
I'm gonna make you do it, make you do it, 'til it breaks ya.
It's called the Lewis Boogie, the Lewis way
Lord, I'll do my little boogie woogie every day!
In New Orleans, the land of dreams
Best doggone place, budy, I've ever seen.
The cats go wild to a boogie that's hot
My boogie woogie makes you wanna stop and do the bop!
It's called the Lewis Boogie, the Lewis way
Lord, I'll do my little boogie woogie everyday!
Now let's cruise on down to old Memphis town,
That's where that Presley boy says "You ain't nothin' but a hound!".
Well now you take my boogie, it keeps you in the groove,
An' then your Sacoriliac begins to shiver and-a move.
It's the Lewis Boogie, Lewis way...
Lord I'll do my little boogie woogie everyday!
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