Remember there are no wrong answers – just wrong players!!
1) You have a choice between 1 of the following which one do you want to do most?
a) Go on a Jacks Hockey Weekend
b) Take wife out for Anniversary
c) Watch child's first steps
d) Attend Obama Inauguration
2) You are on a breakaway with Greg Torkelson and you?
a) Deliberately go off-sides before Greg does.
b) Pass the puck
c) Take a shot
d) Stop and explain off-sides to Greg.
3) You are at a restaurant with the team and you have some free time. So you?
a) Choke the biggest guy on the team
b) Wash your hands
c) Make a pass at the waitress
d) Check e-mail on your Blackberry
4) Things you can’t talk about in the locker room before a game.
a) Someone’s mother
b) Whether of not a fellow player has pierced “junk”
c) The way someone smells
d) Someone’s inability to catch a pass, skate, or score
5) You are at a party with free food and beer – what is an acceptable reason to leave
a) Cook is ruining the steak tips.
b) Neither of the lesbian hosts is that hot.
c) Tattoo parlor closes in an hour
d) You still have a hockey game to play.
6) You have a chance to play in Jacks tournament and you don’t – which one of the following is not an acceptable reason to play?
a) Ruptured appendix
b) Broke your back
c) Working for a defense contractor
d) Wife is having first child and its likely (better than 50/50) you are the father
7) The check comes at a restaurant after a game, and you?
a) Offer to split it evenly 10 ways because you had the sirloin steak and the expensive beer.
b) Pretend that you have no money
c) Pay for it on your credit card to get cash without going to the ATM
d) Tell everyone the food was terrible and you didn't have any.
8) The only thing worse than a Canadian is a Canadian who....
a) Doesn't pass
b) Doesn't shower
c) Speaks French
d) Let’s face it - there’s nothing worse than a Canadian
9) Which situation is worse
a) Getting urinated on at a Jacks party
b) Face planting on the sidewalk because your buddy didn't hold you up
c) Playing on a line with Torkelson
d) Being outscored by Torkelson over a weekend
10) BONUS QUESTION - THE CORCORAN SCENARIO - You offer to put the first round of drinks on your credit card because you are…?
a) Nice
b) A great team mate
c) Generous
d) Know they don't take credit cards at that bar
Answers - 1. a. 2. a. 3. a. 4. a. 5. a. 6. a. 7. a. 8. d. 9. d. 10. d