The Lines They Are A-Changin'
Come gather 'round fans
Wherever you roam
Come see the Jacks Play at Oaks
And how Old they have grown
And accept it that soon
They'll have to go home.
Cuz the Clown seen no shot's
Worth savin'
So you better start skatin'
Or we'll sit your ass down
For the lines they are a-changin'.
Come Rookies and Candi-Asses
Even fans of the Pens
And keep your eyes wide open
The chance won't come again
And don't drink too much
For bottle's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who from the Beer Hawks
We'll be blamin'
For the losers on "B"
Have no chance to win
For the lines they are a-changin'.
Come Walt and the Senator
Please heed the call
Put down the tequila
And don't pee in the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will not be named Paul
There's a battle on the ice
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake the glass
And rattle your balls
For the lines they are a-changin'.
Come Coach Jim and Don
Please open the door
We'll put Corcoran out
even though he can't score
And Slapshot ain't shooting
That hard anymore
The excuse bag is full
and Jimmy's still hurt (what's new)
Just take off the Jersey and put on your skirt
For the lines they are a-changin'.
Come wives and girlfriends
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your husbands and boyfriends
Are at shoe shows again
The old goalie is
Rapidly agin'.
Here's another tattooed one
Sully - please lend your hand
For the lines they are a-changin'.
The lines are redrawn
'Cuz we're stuck in a rut
And Chuck's been slowed down
By a really big gut
For even Legacy guys now
Will have to be cut
The Old Jacks are
Rapidly fadin'.
And the old ones now
Will be playing on "C"
For the lines they are a-changin'.