Read down to find my daily entrys 
Hey.....Sorry about the depressed welcome picture (its ma thinking face) lol
......is it TEA your looking for yay
So yea I love random stuff like that. As u may notice I’m crap at spelling and prefer funny pictures to a load of boring writing....so I will describe me with pictures and helpful side headings..
Look I’m even so SPECIAL (needs) I got ma own taxi (ma bros car)
And that is the MAD BOY RACER himself (ma bro what a poser )
One of ma many opinions about the Queen sparked off by one of ma random convocations with Dan the Carbon FREAK 
So yea I’m random and happy go lucky and am well know for my blonde comments... wooo go me.
I am studying Child Care and Education Level 3 Diploma at York College. (i know what you are thinking who would trust me with kids THERE ARE WORSE ON MA COURSE TRUST ME!!)
I love rugby, its ma fave sport to watch, followed by footie. I support Hunslet Hawks (Rugby for those who haven’t got the foggiest) so do my cuz Richard and ma Uncle Colin (u pulling ma pisser lmao) yer ma cuz is ace he takes me everywhere
Now then i have a job at a golf club which is a laugh most the time only coz i stand there either messing about whipping people with tea towels (Mark you big wuss) or having a laughing fit with Maggie (who btw isn’t a man for those who have seen the picture on ma phone) (Mark no snide comment this time plz) The reason I’m writing about him is coz he was getting too cleaver with me.....lmao the whole lets dress up as a ghost thing!! Oh yer one tip CHARGE PEOPLE FOR PUDDINGS PLZ
Hummmmmm i was thinking of putting a short diary thing i could do every day (or try) hope you all dont mind....
Monday 27th December 2004
Well I was still awake when this day began at midnight as I was staying at Natalie’s house with Phil, Banksy, and Pinder. Playing pool watching dvd's and running round cow fields. 
Well later that day I chilled out and watched my new free view box (still nothing on TV) Later that night I was taking the piss out of those on XFACTOR who cant sing for toffee LOL. At 7pm I was on my way to see my mate Matt's first gig at fibbers (The Black Sheep) wow wot a night they were ace and Matt as I had heard played the guitar with his teeth 
how cool... Then after seeing him play talked to him for pretty much the rest of the night. After the gig me Nat, Louise, her bf at the time (BLAZE) lol holds bk the jokes...Claire and Laura legged it in the rain to MacDonald’s where we chilled and talked about crayons (oh and I txt claries bf winding him up lol) arrived home about 12:10am 
Tuesday 28th December 2004
I wonder why I woke up at 12:50pm oh yea I was knackered from last night he he.... then I decided to ring Sarah and arrange to go shopping...after arriving in town with her at 3:10pm we were rather hungry so went into a fish and chip restaurant and critiqued their serving skills (coz we are both waitresses and do a better job) he he planning on shopping after we had eaten (get the priorities right) lol we Sarah got a phone call saying she had to be home for 5pm so we saw no point and agreed to shop the next day. At the bus stop I saw Andrew (Scott look-alike) and sed howdy.
Wednesday 29th December 2004
Yet another late night was had by myself and so getting up at 11:30am proved a struggle but I managed to do it and got the 12:08pm bus and met Sarah in town where we shopped till we dropped well actually had no money left 
. I treated myself to a new white jacket, some jeans, a new white and gold belt (FINALLY) and some white trainers (NO I AINT A CHAV) once again at the bus stop I saw Andrew 
oddness.
Thursday 30th December 2004
You guessed it I had another late night watching the frank skinner show lmao was so funny. Woke up at about 11:30am (hey its still morning) and decided that my long put off 3,500 essay wont do its self 
if only I had an excuse to go out n have fun...but no most ma mates have a life he he. Its now 4:45pm and i have just finished my essay, im wacked now and there is no-one online to share my achievment with. Oh well Charlie the LONE RANGER ... oh man i just thought i havent had anything to eat... comes back with pasta yummmmmmm
Friday 31st December 2004
This day hummmm what can I say SUCKED lol I was beaten to the bathroom by ma bro who used all the hot water so I had to wait 2 hours for the hot water to heat up again. so i did sum art work and watched little Britain then made myself look more easy on the eye. Then went out to Sarah’s where we did loads of quizzes and got bored. 
We then sneaked off round the streets (saying we were going to claries house) well she didn’t want us to coz my guess was she wanted to cop off wiv mike lol. After freezing outside and being even more bored we then went back to Sarah’s where I was greeted by a glass of white wine (SOOOOOO NICE) yea midnight came and no sooner did it come than we left...hardcore NOT ...so yea later that night i got a phone call from Mark who was at a party cheered me up a little. Later that night i got a call from Nat who was home taking the dog for a crap lol..HAPPY NEW YEAR
Saturday 1st January 2005
So the 1st day of the new year 2005..... the weather wot can I say DEPRESSING he he oh well did that get me down nope. I planned to meet up wiv my good mates Tak, Ant, Nat and Paul wellllllll wot can I say that didn’t work out (i think people are trying to avoid me) I rang Taks house his grandma picked up and thought ma name was sharon he he (bless her) and yea wot can I say Nat and Paul are lazy and i coulnt get hold of Ant. So i spent the day watching TV like a loner 
. he he go me!!!
Sunday 2nd January 2005
Well lets start the day with a BURN (I mean BANG) he he sorry this is a serous matter...well i was going to work and it was a busy morning coz I was on ma own moving tables, having to clean the dinning room up, setting tables, taking bar meals out and so on. After that I thought id treat myself to a bacon buttie but as the chef was busy I got told to help myself . So it was all going well until little old me tipped a tray of boiling hot fat all over my left arm, and then to get the fat off ma arm wiped it making my skin melt and made it all ripple. (look what happens if people leave me alone)With a massive smile on Marks face he told me to shove it under cold water for 10 min. Or he'd chop it of with a bread knife lol After deciding to only tell Mark i figured the pain would get worse so i told ma boss who shove me under the tap again (all in all I was under the cold tap for maybe an hour n half). lol all the while I was in great pain but for sum reason kept smiling at people. The pain became worse n ma skin was starting to blister so Fiona took me to A&E lol. My 1st trip there EVER lol all I can say is .....man is that a boring place....and no one smiles I think I was the only one smiling. This guy in front of me must of fall off a motor bike coz he had cuts and a bleeding nose and all sorts on his head...I know this wasn’t the best time to make adaptations to songs to suit people around me but it kept me entertained whilst i had my half n hour wait (plus 3 hours if id of stayed to see the doctor) like the song that goes goes SMILE EVEN THO YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING etc or if u want a more modern take of songs WIPE YA NOSE MATE (the streets dry ya eyes lol) nor was it a good time to smile lol oh well cant help it so i will leave ya with a final though dont do what i do most the time it wont be good for you lol and in the words of the wicked which IM MELTING
Monday 3rd January
Well I woke up and my arm didn’t feel too bad apart from it itched a bit. After taking the bandage off I looked at it and straight away put a fresh bandage on, because it looked MING all blistered n red (then did I just notice the burn is in a shape of a 4 inch long sperm). So yer then I decided I needed a bath so mum put this little Disney store bag over the top so I dint get ma arm wet n infected. (I looked like a cross between one of those kids who get a massive Mickey Mouse plaster for nothing and a plastic bad wearing hobo) Have you ever tired to do everything with only one arm? Its difficult lol! Yea after my trendy plastic bag was cut off me I started doing some college work…this is when my mum walks in making comments such as well what if u do this or it would be better if u did that (which drives me nuts). Later I slummed around the house went on MSN and talked to my cool cousin Rich. P.S if this burn scares me I will never live it down I already got a scar on ma forehead that Nat gave me so now I look like Harry potter.
Tuesday 4th January 2005
Today I was planning on going to town to get some money out for the weekend but turns out I didn’t lol. So I went round to Nat’s house (aint seen her in a week) and chilled there for the day on the Sims 2 n made a cool family (sad yea I know but look what boredom does to you).
Later after becoming hungry we scrounged sum fajitas and stuffed salad, beetroot, fried chicken and ketchup he he yummmmmm. That’s about all I did… oh and then had cool convos with ma mates on msn later.
Wednesday 5th January 2005
My first day back at college… got up at 8:30. Then met Nat at her bus stop and caught the bus to college n later went are separate ways. Me, Hannah, Jess and Richard were decorating the book corner for the Nursery children on college ground to come visit and spent 2 hours doing that in the morning. In the afternoon it was art and I was sent to the LRC to research Chinese New Year (year of the rooster) being the boff I am ma tutor looked to me for the info to share with the class. Later that night chilled coz I was knackered after ma day back.
Thursday 6th January 2005
My first day back at Nursery and it was not a bad day all the children were fine and no tantrums were had (still in shock lol). But today my arm was in great pain and I needed to see someone about it as I thought it was getting infected and people were scaring me saying it may scar etc. so kindly Rachel walked with me to the walk-in-center to get it checked out. Which made me feel really bad because I don’t like to make a fuss and put people out.
Friday 7th January 2005
Today went fast and was again a hassle free day at nursery. Was quite fun really we did foam and bubble play with the children and it was so funny to see some of their reactions, one lad liked them so much he pinned another lad up against the slid so he could pop the bubble 1st he he bless. Later that night Nat and me went to Matt’s gig at the Regen Center in Riccall. It was ace even tho I though The Black Sheep were awesome at the beginning the later it got the better it got coz everyone was more relaxed and chilled. Some older songs were played that were cool so Nat me and matt all sang along yay. During that I made a paper airplane out of the program and dipped it in sum lads beer and flew it at matt and so we spend the night making planes n messing about was funny. Not to mention one of Matt’s many people who he knows was wasted and after a flick from me fell strait over lol awww good times.
Saturday 8th January 2005
Well after last nights late night I slept in till midday. After that I still felt tired and as it was blowing a gale still outside decided not to meet people in town. I rang Tak who also said the same thing so I stayed in and did some college work, listening to the CD I bought last night off matt on full blast ACE. After getting bored of college work I then watched The Wizard Of OZ yay lol and chilled out. Later at 7pm I went to Nat’s house coz she was having a party for her uncle’s birthday.
Sunday 9th January 2005
Today I had to get up at 6:30am all because of the walk-in-center and its stupid waits if u don’t go early. So yea good news my arm is healing so well I should be able to have the dressing off in 4 days. Got home at 8:30 and was so tired I slept till 10:30 and ran to church coz I was late oops.. Oh well 12pm went to work where I seemed to of jinxed mark lol coz he kept burning his hands on plates (just iccle burns tho) he he. After work I chilled out and watched TV then had a cool convocation on MSN.
Monday 10th January
I didn’t want to get out of bed today at all and what’s more I could have had another hour in bed. Went out to the bus stop at 8am and 8:30 bus finally came and I was stuck at a packed bus stop and the bus went straight by coz sum stupid old woman didn’t stick her hand out to stop the bus GRRRRR. So mum had to take me to college, which she wasn’t happy about. But the rest of my day was ok. Nothing great happened apart from I worked real hard yay.
Miss a few days no one will notice because I bet no one reads this page!
So……………………….
Thursday 13th January 2005
Back to nursery doing a 11am-6pm shift. I thought this day would drag but it didn’t It was a really cool day. Not only did we have no paddies I taught a Japanese child a English word (the only one he will say with enthusiasm) guess the word…POP yea I know how cool it all started when I was blowing bubbles for the children to pop and after they did it I said POP loudly was o cool so proud.i also go a visit from on of ma tutors at ma placemnt seems Im doing wel and she had always had high hopes for me lol (yea right)
Friday 14th January 2005
Was at nursery 8am-3pm 2day went fast and yet again was a good day and yet again I taught the Japanese a new word…BIRD yay getting clever. I also had to clean 3 fridges and do loads of laundry oh well all part of being a nursery nurse. Came home and chilled and once I got in the bath I got invited to the cinema… but couldn’t go coz A I was in the bath B I have no money and C no mean of getting there so I was stuffed he he. Oh want to know what made my day BUSTED HAVE SPLIT the world is a better place (next in line MCFLY (swat them all) and in America in some places they cant say SLUT they pronounce it SLOOT lmao he he.
Saturday 15th January 2005
Well I woke up at 11:30am and was very popular with my mobile from then onwards. I had a call from Maggie who use to work on a Sunday with me and then cut her hours down but now wants to work on Sundays again (Mark not so happy) lol. Then after waking myself up I met Paul at Nat’s house and went to tow to meet mates in town. We met Phil, Banksy, Pinder, Tak, Jam, Tish, Laura, Steph (who didn’t hang around with us long) and chill out and messed about in shops. Then came home and later went to see Nat’s church panto which was cool and went back to Nat’s so Paul could teach us how to play shot chess lol (without the alcohol).
Sunday 16th January 2005
Today is my mate Jess’s birthday and she has got driving lessons for her birthday. (Scary stuff) Anyway was at work all day 10-4 a long day I can tell you but it was funny near the end of the day thanks to myself and Rob (bar man). Chef had mopped the floor near the end of ma shift and told mark n myself not to walk on it coz its slipping and just been cleaned……Rob comes charging in with an order looking for chef and walks all over the clean mopped floor. Mark then says to him your not meant to be on there (too late mark) so Rob takes the Mick and starts doing the moon walk on the floor lol and mud is everywhere. Just to add to our humor I made one of ma famous Paper Airplane and wrote of each side “Marks Fault” and flew it onto the muddy wet floor he he but I aren’t that mean no-one got told off it was just laughed upon.
Monday 17th January 2005
College was ok apart from our personal tutor was in a right are about something stupid and decided to shout at the class for half an hour (don’t know what about I tend to shut down if people shout around me maybe she was on the month lmao) the day went fast and right at the end we had a talk about our exchange to Germany for 2 weeks yay. This German woman came and she stared at me the whole time (she prob thought I was a Nazi lover or summat just coz I have blue eyes and blonde hair tut tut)
but yea we watched a clip of a German “Nursery” this one was called a “FOREST NURSERY” because its all in a massive forest that’s right they pee in the bush and eat in the dirt and generally be at one in the freezing cold all day long. Id like that in summer not in winter. But yea as if we would be able to that in England we would be too careful about them tripping over a twig or sumamt pfft.
Tuesday 18th January 2005
Boring day really ermmmmm that’s about it nothing much to tell.
Wednesday 19th January 2005
Well today at college after working hard creating a book corner in our classroom that will run by the criteria of the foundation stage curriculum it was then ma art class for 2 hours. Guess what I did in that class I made a 2-foot rooster out of very thick cardboard and screwed up newspapers with ma mate Steph (kept reading them instead of sticking it to the rooster) and yea cutting it out with a pen knife I kind of cut someone lol their fault for saying BOO and making me jump stupid fools. Yea after college all I wanted to do was college work or chill not to go back out to work at the golf club. But as always I find ma own things there to make me laugh and pass time I worked so hard and I cleaned the whole dinning room by myself while Mark stayed in the kitchen. There were 42 people to serve a 4 course meal and to clear up etc. there was one old woman who sounded soooo much like the queen I nearly pissed myself with laughter when she said “Yes that would be me who ordered the BANOFEE cheesecake” (just think of a posh high toned queens voice you can and say it lmao.
Thursday 20th January
Went to Nursery was a pretty odd day. We started the day with 7 children n by the afternoon we had 4 lol. Dropping like flies as they say. One little girl was on her first full day at nursery and before she stepped foot in the door she feel out the car and split her head open and had it glued back 2gether at A&E and then was brought back to nursery AS IF!! In the words of me DIABOLICAL! So yer she cried and had a massive non-stop tantrum all day. She sounded like a tiny puppy growling when she cried but yet it was far from cute. Next a little lad woke up after his nap with a massive rash that looked like a nettle rash all over his body (it had a important sounding name to it but forgot it) so he was taken to the doctors and then came back they said it was a reaction to heat or a allergy. So yea wird day all round.
Friday 21st January
Well I thought id get away with a lye in but noooooo I had got woke up at 8:30am by myself because my tonsils were sore and red and it was hard to swallow. Mum said I shouldn’t go to Nursery but I did because I’m hardcore he he. Was a funny day because this little lad from the pre-school room came running out of the loo’s and said to me “My Pee Pee is stuck up” well I was trying not to laugh at him I didn’t know what to say to him so he carries on talking saying “I don’t think I should worry it does this at home sometimes and if I lye down it might go down” lol well I was nearly splitting my sides. Later on he comes running into the dinning room and shouts over to me “ its gone down now I’m so glad” lol ahhh kids say the darndest of things. Later I felt like going out so Claire n I rented a video out and had a catch up chat and chilled was cool.
Saturday 22nd January
Had my long needed lye in and met up with Phil, Banksy, Claire M, Tak, Jam and Nat in town. We did the usual and looked round shops and chilled out Tak was trying so hard to find a job bless him but after trying in about 9 shops he found out how important a CV is and ended up with an application form from Starbucks which was cool. Later went back to Nat’s house where I slept over but we chilled on the pc for ages talking n then went on the Sims 2 went to bed at 1:30am.
Wednesday 9th Febuary
Well i dont think i did much in the day apart from break Word processor on ma user area when trying to do work damm pc messed up.
But in the evening Banksy Pinder and my good self stayed over at Nats house where we staied her cream wall red and played pool. Also we went garden hopping...the new craze sweping the country (not copied for burgulars) yea we were garden hopping for 2 hours. For sum reason we ended in crossing a rugby pitch a cricket pitch and a stray also home to a bull sumtimes (unknow to us at the time) and a bogg cow field i decided to run throught thinking everyone was following me but NOOOOOOOOOOO i was alone in the dark lol.
Thursday 10th Febuary
Well i only had 4 hours sleep but yay i wasnt the 1st one to fall asleep like usual yay. Woke up at sum stupid hour and i looked a state and i was meeting Matt in town at 1pm. Well in town that day it was like the world had it on for me lol. An old man hid behind a post box and then when i walked by he swung out his walking stick and nearly poke ma eye out. Then i nearly got run over by a pram, i walked into a bollard n a few buses tried to run me over. hehe its a funny VIOLNET world out there. But yea had a great day walked round town whent to sum cool shops id not normaly of gone into. Then whent to mega bowl where i got ma ass kicked at pool by Matt (damm you) and then saw Team America n met Claire and Mike at pizza hut for...wait for it........PIZZA lol we stole a little girls activity pack and then i asked the pizza hut guy for the answers he he I HAVE NO SHAME oh and guess wot the public loo's TALK
Friday 11th Febuary
Woke up at 9am and got dragged up to go to the dentist in Leeds. Speeded there in record timing in ma bro's car tut tut his driving scares me. Yea the new 'dentist' hummmm im not sure what part of "i have a sore mouth please dont pull on it too much" she didnt understand. But anyway she was crap i was in that room for about 1 min and she sed yes your fine you can go (wich suited me down the the ground). Came home and did some college work wich seems to never go away EVER but yea then talked to Ash on MSN for ages.
Saturday 12th Febuary
Woke up at 12 midday had a bath n planed not to go to town and try to get all ma college work done but guess what... yea i went to town n met up wiv Phil, Tish, Tak, and Ant did the usual chilled out in music shops and stuff. Then came home feeling knackerd n fin one of my last observation for the nursery. then chilled for the rest of the night. Cant belive Nat has left me for a week to go to Poland snowboarding etc
