Personal chat up lines!

Good for a laugh yes. Good idea to use...i dont think so (Or maybe if you want a slap)

In alphabetical order for your convinience

If we missed you off (friends only) tell us and well put you up

Charlie : Do you know how to use a whip?

Nat : You should stop drinking. (Why?) Because your driving me home.

Ash : Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Ant : What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

Alex : Can I please be your slave tonight?

Banksy : I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

Claire. M : Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Claire. W : Alright, let's go... I'll give you a half hour.

Dan : Pick a number between 1 and 10. Oh no you lose now take off your clothes.

Emily : You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you..

Fay : Hi. I'm horny...

Gemma : Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew....

Gaynor : Life is short. Let's make love and see if there is anything after that.

Hannah : Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea..

James : You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

Jenny : Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Jess : Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Jam : If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

Jonny : Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

Jamie : I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Kenny : Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Libby : You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Liam : Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance.

Louise : Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!.

Laura : What's the name of your aftershave? Catch of the Day?

Mark : Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Maggie : I have only three months to live....

Marna :I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...

Paul : Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Pinder : I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Phil :  If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Ross : Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Richard : Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Rohin : I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?

Sophie : Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?

Scott : I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....

Tak : You know, I do sleep well with others...

Teal : Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?.

Tim : God must have been in a very good mood the day we met..

(May be continued)