In Unlikely Places

Hello, I am In The Closet, and I'm here to introduce you to our site. Though dark and mysterious our site may be, it is also a place of romance, and tragedy, so be forewarned that such is so. I will be posting all of my writing in this color, as well as any information I will put up, or any updates that are to be mentioned by myself. Behind The Curtain will introduce herself shortly, I'm sure. Please, enjoy our site, comment upon our stories, and we hope that you'll come again.
-In the Closet

Good morning/evening/afternoon.

I am the co-author and editor, Behind the Curtain, but from this moment onwards, if this particular set of drapes ought be referred to simply as Curtain. Or Miss Curtain. This Curtain does appreciate formality. It shows in her work. Miss Curtain often speaks of herself in the third person, and writes in a particular crimson shade. She is, after all, one hundred percent red velvet. Though, she does prefer black... Faster, faster, faster-faster-faster-faster, I'm late, I'm late!