Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Actually, it isn't just sometimes- it's a pretty regular occurence. So when you're on this site, thinking that I'm a liar, remember this: everything is true. You can argue with me until you're blue in the face, but the fact of the matter is, nothing on here is made up. Right now you probably think that's fine and dandy and you wouldn't have thought that any way, but if only you knew what you'll end up knowing...
