This is being constructed by JON in his house who is right this second eating a pizza, spilling the shit all over the keyboard, and greasing up the mouse.

The main reason that I am making this site is out of pure boredom, and the sub-reason is because I hate chavs and n00bs, and would like to take the time to let them know just how much cock they munch on a day to day basis.

If you're too much of a n00b (see below) to know what a chav is, then here is a breif description.

Chavs:

Hang around McDonalds

Wear fake Burberry

Wear exessive 'Bling'

Think they are 'ard'

Have a 'crew'

Have modded cars

Have mopeds

Have pitbulls

Have a vocabulary of "yeah mate" "innit mate" "naaa mate" "c'aan 'nen!" "is it fuck mate"

An Average Chav cunt:

Now you are fully educated on chavs.

Brief description of a n00b:

n00bs are the faggots that you'll see on the internet, that speak in 1337 language, (replacing letters with numbers. ie: h3ll0 !m t3h n00b3rt)

OR

In real life, they are the people that wear bomber jackets, and don't know what anything 'urban' is or means. They have tendancies to ask a lot of questions, and eat bananas in public.

Now you're fully educated on n00bs.

If you get 'started on' by one of these cunts, then here's what you should do.

You could just kick them in, you'll find that none of them are actually 'ard' at all.

But it is much more fun to do this...

Grab them and squeeze thier ears really tight, shout something random in thier face like "SANDPIT NO."

They'll be pretty oblivious, and just kick you in the shins and run.

That's what chavs do.

IMPORTANT: 'NO.' is a brilliant word to burst into a chavs face with, they will 'propa spin out mate innit'